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Hogwarts Whores
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Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
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5
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9
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
5
Views:
12,456
Reviews:
9
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Prologue
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters are owned by JK Rowling.... All songs randomly sung at intervales are not owned by us.... Animes characters that might appear are not owned by us..... The only things owned by us are the Boblanders and their obsession with the most oddest of things....
!!!WARNING!!! SLASH IS INVOLVED!!!!!!
For more information on Boblanders, refer to our author page, and scroll down to Preferred Reaing section type thingy, since I dont know what it is called....
This story will not be updated regularly like most would hope, for the fact that it is written by many people..... Many moronic people... *points to friends*
I call this chapter... Prologue.....
Random reports of wizards and witches have gone missing. They say this is all connected to You-Know-Who. Five more wizards were abducted from there homes as of last night. These wizards include: Fred and George Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, and Remus Lupin. For more safety at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore has hired new teachers for the safety of our students. Tado Pussy, Tiki Richard, Doodle P. Dildo, Coco Grim, and Bob Cow. Pussy is teaching Defense Against the Darks Arts. Richard will be taking over the position of Divinations teacher, since Sybil Trelawney\'s unfortunate accident involving her crystal ball foreseeing her death. After so, the large crystal ball fell off her table and rolled over her. It was a very big ball. After Professor Binn\'s sudden marriage to Moaning Myrtle, and departure from Hogwarts, Dildo will be teaching History of Magic. Coco will be teaching the Wizard Sex Education, for all fifth, sixth and seventh years. Cow will be taken on as an apprentice to Professor Severus Snape in the arts of Potion Making. These five teachers are great in the skills of their subjects......
Author:........ Uh..... *thinks*.... Well you can review if you actually made it this far..... You dont have to, we only do when it is life and death of a FanFic to do so! If you would like to flame us for something, go ahead, we\'ll just laugh in your face, and we need no beta, we can actually do pretty well with as many people creating the story, to find any mistakes we might have made.... BYE BYE!!!! *waves*
PS!!!!!! This story is completely considered Slash! I tried to do the things to make it so, but the thingy didnt want to respond to my requests. So anything thst could possibly be considered perverted, ab-normal, disgusting, disturbing, and frowned upon in our society will most likely be in here....
!!!WARNING!!! SLASH IS INVOLVED!!!!!!
For more information on Boblanders, refer to our author page, and scroll down to Preferred Reaing section type thingy, since I dont know what it is called....
This story will not be updated regularly like most would hope, for the fact that it is written by many people..... Many moronic people... *points to friends*
I call this chapter... Prologue.....
Random reports of wizards and witches have gone missing. They say this is all connected to You-Know-Who. Five more wizards were abducted from there homes as of last night. These wizards include: Fred and George Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, and Remus Lupin. For more safety at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore has hired new teachers for the safety of our students. Tado Pussy, Tiki Richard, Doodle P. Dildo, Coco Grim, and Bob Cow. Pussy is teaching Defense Against the Darks Arts. Richard will be taking over the position of Divinations teacher, since Sybil Trelawney\'s unfortunate accident involving her crystal ball foreseeing her death. After so, the large crystal ball fell off her table and rolled over her. It was a very big ball. After Professor Binn\'s sudden marriage to Moaning Myrtle, and departure from Hogwarts, Dildo will be teaching History of Magic. Coco will be teaching the Wizard Sex Education, for all fifth, sixth and seventh years. Cow will be taken on as an apprentice to Professor Severus Snape in the arts of Potion Making. These five teachers are great in the skills of their subjects......
Author:........ Uh..... *thinks*.... Well you can review if you actually made it this far..... You dont have to, we only do when it is life and death of a FanFic to do so! If you would like to flame us for something, go ahead, we\'ll just laugh in your face, and we need no beta, we can actually do pretty well with as many people creating the story, to find any mistakes we might have made.... BYE BYE!!!! *waves*
PS!!!!!! This story is completely considered Slash! I tried to do the things to make it so, but the thingy didnt want to respond to my requests. So anything thst could possibly be considered perverted, ab-normal, disgusting, disturbing, and frowned upon in our society will most likely be in here....