Wedlocked!

Harry Potter is the property of J.K. Rowling

\"Speach\"
(thoughts)

Chapter 1: The morning after

When Harry Potter awoke, she was spooning him. He could feel her breasts against his back and the hairs of her bush against his butt. Her left arm was draped over him and her fingers were intertwined with his.

\"Good Morning, Gin\" he said sleepily

\"You can call me Djinn if you like\" said a dreamy, sing-song voice.

Then Harry noticed the wedding bands on both their hands.

\"Oh shitte!\" Harry exclaimed leaping out of bed. He took in his suroundings. He was in a hotel room at Avalon, the resort island that was to the wizards of Britain, what Los Vegas is to the muggles of america. On the dresser was a wedding photo from the Albus Chapel. Harry and Luna were kissing each other passionately while the Albus impersonator who had presided over their nupuals was smiling and waving at him. He looked over at the bed. He had partially knocked the covers off the bed and could see a blood stain. (I guess it\'s not suprising that Luna was a virgin) She was sitting in the bed smiling at him. The sheet covered her bottom half. He noticed the shape of her breasts . . . her pink galleon sized areolas with their nipples protruding for the center. . . . He forced him self to turn away!

\"Jeez Luna! put a shirt on!\"
(Ginny\'s going to kill me! She\'ll never speak to me again! What am I going to do?)

Luna got out of the bed, affording him a good view of her beaver as she walked across the room to retrieve her robe. He turned away again.

\"Tell you what Luna, Why don\'t you go into the bathroom and get dressed? Then we\'ll go down stairs and get some breakfast.\"

\"Okay Harry\" she replied as if in a trance.



When they got down to the restrant, Ginny and Ron were already there at a table. Harry was both relieved and terified.

\"Gin, I think we need to talk\" said Harry as if he was asking her to attend his execution.

\"Yes, that would probably be wise\" replied Ginny in an even more despondent voice as she led them to a table on the far side of the room.

\"Well, I\'ll just pop off to the little witch\'s room\" said Luna to Ron as she strode off to the bathroom.

\"Ginny, I have something to tell you\" began Harry

\"No. Let me go first!\" demanded Ginny. \"There\'s no easy way to say this . . . . Last night . . . . when we got really drunk . . . . Ron and I . . .umm . . . got married . . .\"

She expected Harry to react with shock, revultion and anger. She hadn\'t expected . . . Laughter!

\"It\'s not funny!\" Ginny protested.

And to think that I was nervous about telling you I married Looney!\" laughed Harry.

\"What!\" screamed Ginny. \"Harry, tell me you didn\'t consumate it!\"

\"Well . . . acually . . .\" admitted Harry. \"But it\'s no problem. The four us can just get a quickie divorce and everything will be fine\"

\"Harry, don\'t you know that our marriages are not like muggle marriages.\" Ginny explaned. \"Once a witch and wizard have consumated their marriage, it is for LIFE! If they try to get a divorce or even comit adultry, they lose their magic permenantly!\"

Once the full horror of their situation hit him, he took Ginny by the hand and said \"I guess we\'ll just have to get used to our new life as muggles. I love you, Gin\"

She had never realized just how much she loved him until she looked at him with all earnestness offering to give up his magic for her. She put a hand on his cheak and gazed at him tenderly saying: \"Oh Harry! I love you too! . . .But i\'ve been a witch all my life. I\'d never make it as a muggle. There are so many things that you take for granted of which I am totally ignorant. Besides, aren\'t you forgetting a certain Dark Lord that you are suposed to fight?\"




\"Wow! that was really great!\" said Neville Longbottom as he caught his breath.

\"Yes! I think that was the best sex of my Life!\" replied Cho Chang gazing at him with love filled, adoring eyes.

Neville looked down on her skeptically. He pulled out of her and rolled over on to his back. \"Aren\'t you just telling me what I want to hear because you are a whore?\"

Cho cuddled up to him. \"Oh no. I really mean it. At Harlot school I learned certain spells that make it so that every time I see a client, I have the best sex of my life! My Yoni changes size to match him, my tastes change so that I like enjoy he wants to do, I even love him. The bond is such that even the bonds of marriage don\'t aply to me. This allows me to see married clients.\"

\"How did you come to chose this profession?\" inquired Neville.

\"I was so messed up by Cedric\'s death that I couldn\'t make a relationship work. After Hogwarts, I decided to take the Harlot\'s training in the hopes that it would help me with my relationship problems. To my surprise, I found that I liked the work so much that I\'ve made a carear out of it\"





After Neville said his goodbyes to Cho and made a donation, he left the Temple of Female Sexuality and began walking back to the hotel. As he basked in Cho\'s afterglow, He thought back on the other women of his life. He had long had a crush on Ginny, even through her many boyfriends. Once she had hooked up with Harry though, he gave up hope for her. Who could possibly complete with the great Harry Potter? Recently, he had been growing more and more fond of Luna. She was so odd! It had taken a while to sort out his feelings for her. But he had hopes that while they on holiday here, he and Luna might \"hook up\". But last night, she had been more interested in alcohol than in socializing.

As he entered the hotel through the casino, he saw that Hermione was still playing with that magic book game. It consisted of a book on a table. You put a coin on the table, covered it with the book and opened it to an random page. You would then be struck with a harmless spell that would give you a briefly altered state of concousness, a peasurable sensation, or a bit of arcane knowledge. She had been playing with this book when he left for the Temple late last night and she was still at it.

\"Don\'t you think you\'ve been at that long enough?\" asked Neville.

\"Shhh.\" hissed Hermione. \"Any minute this book is going to give me the secret to defeating you-know-who!\"

Shaking his head, Neville continued in to the restrant. He spotted Ron alone at a table and headed for him.

\"Hey Ron!\" exclaimed Neville. \"You\'ll never believe who\'s become a whore! Cho Chang! I just got back from the Temple\"

\"I had seriously considered becoming a harlot as a posible carear, but then I got married . . .\" mused Luna.

Neville jumped with startlement! He hadn\'t seen her come up behind him. Then he realized what she had said. He saw her wedding ring . . . and that Ron was wearing one too.

\"You Bastard!\" yelled Nevile as he decked Ron and stormed out of the room.

\"Hermione! Ron and Luna got married last night!\" blurted out Neville.

\"WHAT!\" screeched Hermione. It was as if a bucket of ice water had been throw over her head bringing to an end her compulsive gambling spree. Unlike Harry, she was fully aware of the implications of a wizarding marriage.

She ran into the restrant where Luna was helping Ron back into his seat.

\"You hussy!\" screamed Hermione as he grabbed Luna by the hair and slammed her head into the table.

By then, Harry was able to pull her off of Luna. \"Hermione, What\'s going on?\"

\"The Looney bitch married my Ron!\" screamed Hermione.

\"Actually, I married Ron\" admitted Ginny.

\"Then who did Luna marry\" asked a perplexed Neville.

Harry simply held up his hand with its\' wedding ring.

Neville and Hermione looked at each other, realizing that Ron had married his sister. \"Eeewww!\"

\"der der der der der der der\" Luna sang the Deliverence theme.