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Adult +
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2:00 am
Title:Muggles for Dummies
Author: Luna M Poston
Pairing: Lots of hinting of Lupin/Black and others :p
Warning: Theres some Strong Fucking language! So FUCK Off you Uncle Sqrewing anut blowing fuck wad!And too piss you more off theres Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual love! HA!
Type: Harry potter/anime oc
Rating: A lot if cussing and questionable Behavior
Luna Plea: I do not own any of the Harry Potters Character! (All though I wish I owned Draco and Sirius) Alas JK Rowling has the honor. I am only borrowing her ideas and twisting them into my own ideals...Forgive me and please don\'t sue me! I have no money! NONE! You can\'t even have my soul cuz my best friend sold it for a cookie *weeps* I am pathetic....The only thing you may have is my dearest apology for my twisted mind.
Author Notes: Mostly it's an Oc story.....I have always wondered what would happen if a Gryffindor befriended a Slytherin. After a lot of thought I figured that there no way in hell that exciting Characters will do so. In so I made my own lovely bunch of misfit American misfits to tear down all taboos and social order in Hogwarts!
Summary: There are some new exchange students at Hogwarts this year, AMERCAN exchange students, and Harry is drawn to one very loyal brave and sharp tongued female who soon puts Snape in his place. But of course he\'ll find soon that her \"friends\" aren\'t so right in the head. To make Matters worse Her BEST friend turns out to be a Slytherin! A friend with her eyes on a hot dragon. Can Harry live threw the madness!
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Chp: 1
2:00 am
\"Harry...Hey Harry...time to get up\" Harry awoke with a yawn in a huge soft bed \"Hmm I don't wanna\" Harry groaned and curled more snugly into the oh-so-soft blankets. "Why should I leave heaven?" A soft chuckle and a large hand ruffling up his hair brought him away from that thought.
\"C'mon kiddo, get up. Don\'t want to stay in bed all day do we?\" Harry turned the tall black hair man that was his godfather and gave him his best Malfoy-expression
\"Yes I kinda did\" His Godfather threw his head back and laughed \"Your just as lazy as you father I swear!\" Harry felt himself being dragged off the bed. \"SIRIUS!\" Harry yelped! \"All right I\'m up, I\'M UP!" Harry yelled as he threw off his blanket.
Sirius only chuckled. \"Breakfast will be done in a few\"
Harry mumbled a few choice words Threw on a pair of jeans and a tee shirt that he wasn\'t sure was still clean or not, and walked down the stairs. Only stopping to tell the old screaming portrait of Sirius mother to shut up or he\'ll set her on fire, and walked into the kitchen.
\"Good morning, Harry.\"
\"Hey Professor Lupin\" Hey said as he the opposite chair \"Really, Harry, I wish you would stop calling him Professor.\" Sirius said as he took the place right next to Lupin and transformed two cups of hot coffee for Lupin and himself and a cool glass of pumkin juice for Harry
"He is basically part of the family.\"
Harry nodded with a grin, \"Ok so, Mama Remus, did you sleep over again?\" Lupin and Sirius gagged on there coffee.
\"Well...I...It was so late last night and.....Why do I have to be the mama?\"
Sirius just laughed, \"Well you have always been the girly one.\"
\"You were the one who makes breakfast in a yellow apron.\" Lupin mumbled.
Harry went into a laughing fit as Remus and Sirius began to argue. "˜It's so good to have a family.' thought Harry as he smiled at the red faced men. "˜I feel so warn now and safe. I love it here with Sirius.'
All of the sudden Sirius\'s coffie cup fell to the ground and shatters,and the room became drak and deadly silent. Sirius and Lupin where gone. \"Sirius?\" Harry looked around desperately \"SIRIUS WHERE ARE YOU?!!?\" Harry jumped to his feet knoking over his chair
\"Here Harry\" Sirius was standing only 4 feet away smileing at him. \"Oh thank Merlin!\" as Harry run up and embraced his godfather \"I didn't know where you went too\" Harry sighed as he hugged him \"I don\'t know what I'd do if I lost you..\" Harry said as he look up at his godfathers face and smiled, but his smile slowly faded away as he watched the face of his beloved godfather melt away to a grusome snake like face
\"Voldemort!\" Harry hissed and backed away
\"What's wrong Harry Potter?\" hissed the dark cloaked man \"Can\'t find your mutt?"
\"Where is Sirius\" Harry growled wand point at Voldemort \"What have you done with him?!\"
\"Dear child, I have done nothing to him..\" Puured The drak lord (Luna: wait can a Snake-like drak lord purr?)\"LIER!\" Harry bellowed \"Where is he!?\"
\"Why child, He\'s already dead\" Grined Voldemort as he steped back, reviling the lifeless body of Sirius. Eyes wide and emty stareing, almost pleeding to Harry.
The drak memorys rushed back into his head.The battle at the Embasy,Sirius being hit, Sirius falling backwards Eyes already dead looking as he fell threw the mirror.\"N-no\" Harry groned as he fell to his knees \"Not again\" Voldemort laugher rang like a bell in the drakness.
\"Not again, not Again, no no no......\"
.............................
...............
.......
\"SIRIUS!!\"
...
..
.
~~~~~*~~~~
Harry was tossing and turning on his old rickety bed counting down the hours until morning. the old digital clock read 2:00 Am \"8 more hours until Me and Platform Nine & three-quarters\" He said with a sigh. This summer wasn\'t like the rest of the summers of the past. This summer has been unbearable.
Harry's vision started to blur with tears as he turned over on his side \"Sirius\".. Harry's Godfather Who was supposed to take him out of this hell hole. Harry's Godfather who fell in battle last year. It still hurt to even think of him. so far he has been pushing back the grief and the fact the his Godfather is gone...But always around this hour of time the darkness fell on him like a dementor Embrace, and soon he was back into
the same nightmare.
End
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This story takes place in year 6 at hogwarts. I didn\'t like the new book all that well. Thought it read too much as a fanfic. So I\'m just makeing up my own little year :p
Thank You Kera-Sama and Kioni-Chan for the spell check!!! I love you...(Not you coments about my spelling but.....) Ma ma Lupin lmao! My firend Emily-Chan is a fan of Lupin and of Yaoi ...soo sorry if you disliked it, but sqrew you cuz i like it!Wow my 1st Fanfic ever....I bet you an\'t even reading this! Next chapter is OC ponit-of-view!
Author: Luna M Poston
Pairing: Lots of hinting of Lupin/Black and others :p
Warning: Theres some Strong Fucking language! So FUCK Off you Uncle Sqrewing anut blowing fuck wad!And too piss you more off theres Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual love! HA!
Type: Harry potter/anime oc
Rating: A lot if cussing and questionable Behavior
Luna Plea: I do not own any of the Harry Potters Character! (All though I wish I owned Draco and Sirius) Alas JK Rowling has the honor. I am only borrowing her ideas and twisting them into my own ideals...Forgive me and please don\'t sue me! I have no money! NONE! You can\'t even have my soul cuz my best friend sold it for a cookie *weeps* I am pathetic....The only thing you may have is my dearest apology for my twisted mind.
Author Notes: Mostly it's an Oc story.....I have always wondered what would happen if a Gryffindor befriended a Slytherin. After a lot of thought I figured that there no way in hell that exciting Characters will do so. In so I made my own lovely bunch of misfit American misfits to tear down all taboos and social order in Hogwarts!
Summary: There are some new exchange students at Hogwarts this year, AMERCAN exchange students, and Harry is drawn to one very loyal brave and sharp tongued female who soon puts Snape in his place. But of course he\'ll find soon that her \"friends\" aren\'t so right in the head. To make Matters worse Her BEST friend turns out to be a Slytherin! A friend with her eyes on a hot dragon. Can Harry live threw the madness!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.........................*.......................~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chp: 1
2:00 am
\"Harry...Hey Harry...time to get up\" Harry awoke with a yawn in a huge soft bed \"Hmm I don't wanna\" Harry groaned and curled more snugly into the oh-so-soft blankets. "Why should I leave heaven?" A soft chuckle and a large hand ruffling up his hair brought him away from that thought.
\"C'mon kiddo, get up. Don\'t want to stay in bed all day do we?\" Harry turned the tall black hair man that was his godfather and gave him his best Malfoy-expression
\"Yes I kinda did\" His Godfather threw his head back and laughed \"Your just as lazy as you father I swear!\" Harry felt himself being dragged off the bed. \"SIRIUS!\" Harry yelped! \"All right I\'m up, I\'M UP!" Harry yelled as he threw off his blanket.
Sirius only chuckled. \"Breakfast will be done in a few\"
Harry mumbled a few choice words Threw on a pair of jeans and a tee shirt that he wasn\'t sure was still clean or not, and walked down the stairs. Only stopping to tell the old screaming portrait of Sirius mother to shut up or he\'ll set her on fire, and walked into the kitchen.
\"Good morning, Harry.\"
\"Hey Professor Lupin\" Hey said as he the opposite chair \"Really, Harry, I wish you would stop calling him Professor.\" Sirius said as he took the place right next to Lupin and transformed two cups of hot coffee for Lupin and himself and a cool glass of pumkin juice for Harry
"He is basically part of the family.\"
Harry nodded with a grin, \"Ok so, Mama Remus, did you sleep over again?\" Lupin and Sirius gagged on there coffee.
\"Well...I...It was so late last night and.....Why do I have to be the mama?\"
Sirius just laughed, \"Well you have always been the girly one.\"
\"You were the one who makes breakfast in a yellow apron.\" Lupin mumbled.
Harry went into a laughing fit as Remus and Sirius began to argue. "˜It's so good to have a family.' thought Harry as he smiled at the red faced men. "˜I feel so warn now and safe. I love it here with Sirius.'
All of the sudden Sirius\'s coffie cup fell to the ground and shatters,and the room became drak and deadly silent. Sirius and Lupin where gone. \"Sirius?\" Harry looked around desperately \"SIRIUS WHERE ARE YOU?!!?\" Harry jumped to his feet knoking over his chair
\"Here Harry\" Sirius was standing only 4 feet away smileing at him. \"Oh thank Merlin!\" as Harry run up and embraced his godfather \"I didn't know where you went too\" Harry sighed as he hugged him \"I don\'t know what I'd do if I lost you..\" Harry said as he look up at his godfathers face and smiled, but his smile slowly faded away as he watched the face of his beloved godfather melt away to a grusome snake like face
\"Voldemort!\" Harry hissed and backed away
\"What's wrong Harry Potter?\" hissed the dark cloaked man \"Can\'t find your mutt?"
\"Where is Sirius\" Harry growled wand point at Voldemort \"What have you done with him?!\"
\"Dear child, I have done nothing to him..\" Puured The drak lord (Luna: wait can a Snake-like drak lord purr?)\"LIER!\" Harry bellowed \"Where is he!?\"
\"Why child, He\'s already dead\" Grined Voldemort as he steped back, reviling the lifeless body of Sirius. Eyes wide and emty stareing, almost pleeding to Harry.
The drak memorys rushed back into his head.The battle at the Embasy,Sirius being hit, Sirius falling backwards Eyes already dead looking as he fell threw the mirror.\"N-no\" Harry groned as he fell to his knees \"Not again\" Voldemort laugher rang like a bell in the drakness.
\"Not again, not Again, no no no......\"
.............................
...............
.......
\"SIRIUS!!\"
...
..
.
~~~~~*~~~~
Harry was tossing and turning on his old rickety bed counting down the hours until morning. the old digital clock read 2:00 Am \"8 more hours until Me and Platform Nine & three-quarters\" He said with a sigh. This summer wasn\'t like the rest of the summers of the past. This summer has been unbearable.
Harry's vision started to blur with tears as he turned over on his side \"Sirius\".. Harry's Godfather Who was supposed to take him out of this hell hole. Harry's Godfather who fell in battle last year. It still hurt to even think of him. so far he has been pushing back the grief and the fact the his Godfather is gone...But always around this hour of time the darkness fell on him like a dementor Embrace, and soon he was back into
the same nightmare.
End
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.........................*.......................~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This story takes place in year 6 at hogwarts. I didn\'t like the new book all that well. Thought it read too much as a fanfic. So I\'m just makeing up my own little year :p
Thank You Kera-Sama and Kioni-Chan for the spell check!!! I love you...(Not you coments about my spelling but.....) Ma ma Lupin lmao! My firend Emily-Chan is a fan of Lupin and of Yaoi ...soo sorry if you disliked it, but sqrew you cuz i like it!Wow my 1st Fanfic ever....I bet you an\'t even reading this! Next chapter is OC ponit-of-view!