Lily\'s Worst Mistake
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Harry Potter › Threesomes/Moresomes
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
5,434
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Lily's Worst Mistake
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Lily\'s Worst Mistake
Lily Evans had privileged information
James was prone to premature ejaculation
Needing more she sought out a git
With greasy hair and an acerbic wit
She cornered him in his dungeon lair
She snatched him by his oily hair
And assaulted him with her tongue so probing
Then a wave of her wand and a swift disrobing
Skinny and shy was Severus then
As he suffered in awe of her devilish grin
Without a word, she gripped his sweet stiffie
Then stoked him, convincing him in but a jiffy
To return the favor and ravish her muff
But alas, his fingers were not quite enough
So he used his wand to please her more
She liked it rough, she was quite the whore
The Marauders four had tasted fair Evans
Though James knew none of that, thank heavens
Snape made five as he fingered her kitten
All of her lovers were tragically smitten
But only one would get to wed
The sweet little tart who flourished in bed
Peter was wiggly and cried for his mummy
When Lily discovered his member was yummy
Lupin was huge and a lovely addition
To Lily’s addiction, her lusty ambition
Black was just that, as his wanker was covered
In fur like a dog, that’s what Lily discovered
Snape petted Lily and Lily pet Snape
Sadly for him it was but an escape
From the wizard who fathered the famous Harry
She chose that prat over Snape to marry
Lily is crazy, and that\'s what I think
I\'d have picked Snape with nary a blink
A button or twenty, I\'d rip off at that frock
Nothing to get in the way of that cock
Long and pink and thick and throbbing
Oh, how my head would be a bobbing
I\'d lick and I\'d suck and I\'d hum out with zest
Till Snapey did spew all his come on my chest!
Pineapple, chocolate, whipped cream and slop
If I had a cherry, I\'d sit down on top
To finish the sundae of my sweet dreams
Then cry out \"Hell yes\" in a slurry of screams
But I am not Lily, oh how I digress
I now return to the former address
Of one who was lovely but made a mistake
In choosing a husband who wasn’t a snake
Like Severus Snape with his Slytherin cunning
He’s greasy and snarky and ever so stunning
It was her great loss when she settled for Potter
Everyone knows it is Snape who is hotter
I ask you, dear ladies, if you had to choose
Give it a thought, you have nothing to lose
Whom would you choose if you wanted a shag
A Slytherin Master or a Gryffindor Stag?
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A/N: Oh my! I am a naughty girl at times. I realize this one isn\'t going to win any awards, but it was a blast to write. I would like to thank Vocalion for acting as my unofficial Beta for this little snippet of smut! And also a nod to LariLee for encouraging my sheer idiocy.
I hope reading this provided a chuckle!
Lily\'s Worst Mistake
Lily Evans had privileged information
James was prone to premature ejaculation
Needing more she sought out a git
With greasy hair and an acerbic wit
She cornered him in his dungeon lair
She snatched him by his oily hair
And assaulted him with her tongue so probing
Then a wave of her wand and a swift disrobing
Skinny and shy was Severus then
As he suffered in awe of her devilish grin
Without a word, she gripped his sweet stiffie
Then stoked him, convincing him in but a jiffy
To return the favor and ravish her muff
But alas, his fingers were not quite enough
So he used his wand to please her more
She liked it rough, she was quite the whore
The Marauders four had tasted fair Evans
Though James knew none of that, thank heavens
Snape made five as he fingered her kitten
All of her lovers were tragically smitten
But only one would get to wed
The sweet little tart who flourished in bed
Peter was wiggly and cried for his mummy
When Lily discovered his member was yummy
Lupin was huge and a lovely addition
To Lily’s addiction, her lusty ambition
Black was just that, as his wanker was covered
In fur like a dog, that’s what Lily discovered
Snape petted Lily and Lily pet Snape
Sadly for him it was but an escape
From the wizard who fathered the famous Harry
She chose that prat over Snape to marry
Lily is crazy, and that\'s what I think
I\'d have picked Snape with nary a blink
A button or twenty, I\'d rip off at that frock
Nothing to get in the way of that cock
Long and pink and thick and throbbing
Oh, how my head would be a bobbing
I\'d lick and I\'d suck and I\'d hum out with zest
Till Snapey did spew all his come on my chest!
Pineapple, chocolate, whipped cream and slop
If I had a cherry, I\'d sit down on top
To finish the sundae of my sweet dreams
Then cry out \"Hell yes\" in a slurry of screams
But I am not Lily, oh how I digress
I now return to the former address
Of one who was lovely but made a mistake
In choosing a husband who wasn’t a snake
Like Severus Snape with his Slytherin cunning
He’s greasy and snarky and ever so stunning
It was her great loss when she settled for Potter
Everyone knows it is Snape who is hotter
I ask you, dear ladies, if you had to choose
Give it a thought, you have nothing to lose
Whom would you choose if you wanted a shag
A Slytherin Master or a Gryffindor Stag?
_____________________________________________________________________
A/N: Oh my! I am a naughty girl at times. I realize this one isn\'t going to win any awards, but it was a blast to write. I would like to thank Vocalion for acting as my unofficial Beta for this little snippet of smut! And also a nod to LariLee for encouraging my sheer idiocy.
I hope reading this provided a chuckle!