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Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
2,888
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Marriage
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Second chance
Chapter I - Marriage
Harry wanted to stomp out of there and maybe even have a drink at the leaky cauldron but he couldn’t let her see him running away again. He was already humiliated enough as it was. “Of course honey. I didn’t mean to bore you with my life. How was your day?” he finally muttered.
“Oh, not too bad, Parvati told me at lunch zat she and Neville think about \'aving another child. She’s \'oping for a girl zis time. Of course she will \'ave to take a vacation from work but she’s thinking she might be able to model some preggi undies. She said zat preggies buy lots at ‘Hogsmead’s boudoir’ if you can believe that. We really should see zem more often \'arry, it\'s been ages and we \'ardly go anywhere together.”
Fleur could be so boring when she started talking about her modeling at that underwear shop. He couldn’t understand what possessed him to marry her. Looking at her skimpy dress holding those large, perky, tits his mouth watered. He knew why.
“Did you cook us dinner dearest? I’m starving.”
“Yes dear. Of course I made dinner. I hope you’ll like it” Harry told her. He worked damn hard on it. Voldemort himself would have thrown his cooking hat in defeat at the sight of his mushroom soufflé.
***
Harry gulped another goblet of fire whiskey. “She told me it was passable. Nothing compared to what she used to get at home of course. I ripped my butt off making that dinner, but do I get any compliment? No siri”
Tom looked at him oddly. He certainly wouldn’t bother making dinner even if he were married to such a knocker as Harry was. Didn’t the boy ever hear about Insta-Wand foods? You just poured some Insta-Powder on your plate, added some frog mucus and used the spell ‘Imaginoso’ to get whatever you imagined to be there. They were as good as home made foods and cost barely a fraction of the cost. Tom himself tripled his profits ever since he let professor Snape convince him to try his invention at his inn to check the ‘public reaction’.
“But I’m sure it’s all worth it to have such a stunning wife as you have. I heard she has Veela blood!” Tom exclaimed trying to cheer up the poor boy.
“Oh that’s what I thought when I married her, but people don’t know what it takes to keep a Veela-woman satisfied. You know what she told me when she was done wringing me dry at bed tonight?
“Err…” Tom answered looking into his customer’s bloodshot eyes for a suitably soothing answer beyond his standard ‘err…’ routine.
“She yawned! Can you believe it? Told me \'that\'s nice.\', and yawned. I always feel so worthless when she’s done with me. I guess Voldemort beat me after all and I never realized it all these years. He died a happy bachelor demon in his prime while I had to marry and die a married sod.”
“Well, err… Look, here is your old pawl Lupin. Lupin, LUPIN, can you come here and cheer your old pawl Harry? He’s been drinking himself out all evening.”
“Harry, I’m so glad I found you. I ran into your old school-friend Luna today. She works in the Department of Mysteries now you know and we talked about that bloody gate that killed Sirius. According to her it is possible to release him from it and bring him back alive and well.” He wheezed down.
“What’re you talking about Rem, Luna is a bloody loony-case. Everybody knows that.” Harry grumbled to his overturned cup.
“No, no. She explained it to me. It made perfect sense. Listen all it takes is to ride a Thespirtrall through the gate after drinking some living-death drought potion. We enter the Spirit Realm in the flesh and than ride with Sirius back out to the real world. We can have Sirius back. I never really believed he could die just like that.”
“Remus, What are you talking about? I never heard about any theshespers, about any thesprets in my life. You sound drunker than I am. You want me to die just like my godfather so you can have my Fleur for yourself. Well, you can’t have her. I married her. I proposed her. I’m fucking fucking her.\"
“Harry! What are you talking about? I only thought you will want to help me bring back Sirius. I would never think about having, ahem, my way with your wife. She could be my daughter after all.”
“You think I don’t know what they say about werewolves? That they’re animals in bed, that they can bonk it with a hundred women and still have it in them to satisfy a she-wolf on a full moon night? Well she’s mine and only I can have her” Harry collapsed on the dirty counter sobbing.
“There, there, it\'s alright Harry. I understand. You shouldn’t believe all these rumors about werewolves. Sometimes I think they’re the real reason why wizards hate werewolves so much. Honestly I never expected to hear such words out of your mouth Harry.”
“I’m sorry Remi. I’m sooo sorry. If you say we ride the cesspits to our graves than that’s what we’ll do or I’m not Harry flopper.”
Lupin looked sadly at Harry as he started snoring to the counter. Really, he would be doing the boy a favor taking him on this quest. Harry was obviously suffering from too much domestic life. A little adventure would show him how wonderful his life really were, having a home and a wife waiting for his return and surely a couple of days without him will make his wife so happy to see him again that he would never again doubt her faithfulness to him as he suspected he secretly did. The boy was like a nephew to him, the family he never had. It was his duty to solve these little problems for him and it would erase the secret guilt he suspected Harry still had about Sirius’ supposed death. Saying farewell to Tom he floated Harry out and back to his home. Lady Potter will have to take care of him until he sobered up. They could plan Sirius’ rescue tomorrow when Harry sobered up, they had plenty of time left to plan it perfect. It would be just like in the old days with Sirius returned to the fold once more and Harry taking James’ place in the Marauders.
Please review (don\'t fear to criticize, I don\'t mind).
Enjoy
Second chance
Chapter I - Marriage
Harry wanted to stomp out of there and maybe even have a drink at the leaky cauldron but he couldn’t let her see him running away again. He was already humiliated enough as it was. “Of course honey. I didn’t mean to bore you with my life. How was your day?” he finally muttered.
“Oh, not too bad, Parvati told me at lunch zat she and Neville think about \'aving another child. She’s \'oping for a girl zis time. Of course she will \'ave to take a vacation from work but she’s thinking she might be able to model some preggi undies. She said zat preggies buy lots at ‘Hogsmead’s boudoir’ if you can believe that. We really should see zem more often \'arry, it\'s been ages and we \'ardly go anywhere together.”
Fleur could be so boring when she started talking about her modeling at that underwear shop. He couldn’t understand what possessed him to marry her. Looking at her skimpy dress holding those large, perky, tits his mouth watered. He knew why.
“Did you cook us dinner dearest? I’m starving.”
“Yes dear. Of course I made dinner. I hope you’ll like it” Harry told her. He worked damn hard on it. Voldemort himself would have thrown his cooking hat in defeat at the sight of his mushroom soufflé.
***
Harry gulped another goblet of fire whiskey. “She told me it was passable. Nothing compared to what she used to get at home of course. I ripped my butt off making that dinner, but do I get any compliment? No siri”
Tom looked at him oddly. He certainly wouldn’t bother making dinner even if he were married to such a knocker as Harry was. Didn’t the boy ever hear about Insta-Wand foods? You just poured some Insta-Powder on your plate, added some frog mucus and used the spell ‘Imaginoso’ to get whatever you imagined to be there. They were as good as home made foods and cost barely a fraction of the cost. Tom himself tripled his profits ever since he let professor Snape convince him to try his invention at his inn to check the ‘public reaction’.
“But I’m sure it’s all worth it to have such a stunning wife as you have. I heard she has Veela blood!” Tom exclaimed trying to cheer up the poor boy.
“Oh that’s what I thought when I married her, but people don’t know what it takes to keep a Veela-woman satisfied. You know what she told me when she was done wringing me dry at bed tonight?
“Err…” Tom answered looking into his customer’s bloodshot eyes for a suitably soothing answer beyond his standard ‘err…’ routine.
“She yawned! Can you believe it? Told me \'that\'s nice.\', and yawned. I always feel so worthless when she’s done with me. I guess Voldemort beat me after all and I never realized it all these years. He died a happy bachelor demon in his prime while I had to marry and die a married sod.”
“Well, err… Look, here is your old pawl Lupin. Lupin, LUPIN, can you come here and cheer your old pawl Harry? He’s been drinking himself out all evening.”
“Harry, I’m so glad I found you. I ran into your old school-friend Luna today. She works in the Department of Mysteries now you know and we talked about that bloody gate that killed Sirius. According to her it is possible to release him from it and bring him back alive and well.” He wheezed down.
“What’re you talking about Rem, Luna is a bloody loony-case. Everybody knows that.” Harry grumbled to his overturned cup.
“No, no. She explained it to me. It made perfect sense. Listen all it takes is to ride a Thespirtrall through the gate after drinking some living-death drought potion. We enter the Spirit Realm in the flesh and than ride with Sirius back out to the real world. We can have Sirius back. I never really believed he could die just like that.”
“Remus, What are you talking about? I never heard about any theshespers, about any thesprets in my life. You sound drunker than I am. You want me to die just like my godfather so you can have my Fleur for yourself. Well, you can’t have her. I married her. I proposed her. I’m fucking fucking her.\"
“Harry! What are you talking about? I only thought you will want to help me bring back Sirius. I would never think about having, ahem, my way with your wife. She could be my daughter after all.”
“You think I don’t know what they say about werewolves? That they’re animals in bed, that they can bonk it with a hundred women and still have it in them to satisfy a she-wolf on a full moon night? Well she’s mine and only I can have her” Harry collapsed on the dirty counter sobbing.
“There, there, it\'s alright Harry. I understand. You shouldn’t believe all these rumors about werewolves. Sometimes I think they’re the real reason why wizards hate werewolves so much. Honestly I never expected to hear such words out of your mouth Harry.”
“I’m sorry Remi. I’m sooo sorry. If you say we ride the cesspits to our graves than that’s what we’ll do or I’m not Harry flopper.”
Lupin looked sadly at Harry as he started snoring to the counter. Really, he would be doing the boy a favor taking him on this quest. Harry was obviously suffering from too much domestic life. A little adventure would show him how wonderful his life really were, having a home and a wife waiting for his return and surely a couple of days without him will make his wife so happy to see him again that he would never again doubt her faithfulness to him as he suspected he secretly did. The boy was like a nephew to him, the family he never had. It was his duty to solve these little problems for him and it would erase the secret guilt he suspected Harry still had about Sirius’ supposed death. Saying farewell to Tom he floated Harry out and back to his home. Lady Potter will have to take care of him until he sobered up. They could plan Sirius’ rescue tomorrow when Harry sobered up, they had plenty of time left to plan it perfect. It would be just like in the old days with Sirius returned to the fold once more and Harry taking James’ place in the Marauders.