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May 20, 2011 at 12:00 AM
Oh, Severus is evil...but the little (and not so little) girls love him. Very cute so far. p
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May 20, 2011 at 12:00 AM
Very sweet. Love Hermione and Severus together and giving him a living mother added lots that is usually left out with her out of the picture. A really enjoyable read. Thanks for sharing. p
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June 21, 2009 at 12:00 AM
this could be fun :)
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June 21, 2009 at 12:00 AM
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“Nice entrance,” Snape drawled, as the first years filed in behind Minerva.
“Nice hair,” Hermione shot back under her breath
“Is that so? Rather convenient,” Snape sneered, spearing a carrot. “But I suppose you knew I was going to say that.”
Hermione couldn’t help it – she laughed, trying to disguise it with a cough.
Snape’s mother was taking care of her daughter! Gods, and look how he had turned out.
“So, perhaps you could suggest someone, Hermione,” Ursula’s voice broke through Hermione’s train of thought.
A nasty thought jumped into Hermione’s mind – no, she couldn’t…
“Well, he does seem to quite like Sybil Trelawny.” …apparently she could.
“Nice entrance,” Snape drawled, as the first years filed in behind Minerva.
“Nice hair,” Hermione shot back under her breath
“Is that so? Rather convenient,” Snape sneered, spearing a carrot. “But I suppose you knew I was going to say that.”
Hermione couldn’t help it – she laughed, trying to disguise it with a cough.
Snape’s mother was taking care of her daughter! Gods, and look how he had turned out.
“So, perhaps you could suggest someone, Hermione,” Ursula’s voice broke through Hermione’s train of thought.
A nasty thought jumped into Hermione’s mind – no, she couldn’t…
“Well, he does seem to quite like Sybil Trelawny.” …apparently she could.
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June 21, 2009 at 12:00 AM
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“However, I believe I told you to owl me before coming to visit.”
“So you can conveniently have planned a holiday?
Snape shuddered, rubbing at his face with his hands, trying to remove any trace of the woman from his body. He heard a giggle erupt from the far corner of the lounge, and turned to glare.
“Oh, don’t tell me Sybil doesn’t get you going, Sev,” Hermione spoke sarcastically. “I was sure she’d be the perfect match when your mother asked! Pity. She’ll be so disappointed!”
“However, I believe I told you to owl me before coming to visit.”
“So you can conveniently have planned a holiday?
Snape shuddered, rubbing at his face with his hands, trying to remove any trace of the woman from his body. He heard a giggle erupt from the far corner of the lounge, and turned to glare.
“Oh, don’t tell me Sybil doesn’t get you going, Sev,” Hermione spoke sarcastically. “I was sure she’d be the perfect match when your mother asked! Pity. She’ll be so disappointed!”
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June 21, 2009 at 12:00 AM
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And from what I’ve heard you can hardly comment on the state of my personal life,” Snape growled, but the moment the words left his lips he regretted them.
“So, Hermione, I hear Severus’ mother is your new nanny,” Minerva broke the silence. “That’s quite a coincidence.”
Hermione smiled, wondering really how much of a coincidence it was.
Hermione snorted. “You’re not my bloody Professor anymore Sevykins.”
“And you’ve made that quite clear, Miss Granger. However, you are a member of the staff at Hogwarts, and I, being a head of house, am your superior!”
“Ooooh,” Hermione grinned, “bet that makes you feel like a big boy doesn’t it?”
And from what I’ve heard you can hardly comment on the state of my personal life,” Snape growled, but the moment the words left his lips he regretted them.
“So, Hermione, I hear Severus’ mother is your new nanny,” Minerva broke the silence. “That’s quite a coincidence.”
Hermione smiled, wondering really how much of a coincidence it was.
Hermione snorted. “You’re not my bloody Professor anymore Sevykins.”
“And you’ve made that quite clear, Miss Granger. However, you are a member of the staff at Hogwarts, and I, being a head of house, am your superior!”
“Ooooh,” Hermione grinned, “bet that makes you feel like a big boy doesn’t it?”
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June 21, 2009 at 12:00 AM
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“Bit late for that, I should think.” Snape flicked his wand, and roared “EFFLUO!”
Justin’s flaccid penis shrunk, shriveling up until it was no longer visible.
On a large velvet rug in the middle of the floor sat Charlotte, dressed up as a princess. Opposite her was Severus Snape, sitting cross-legged, a pink teacup in one hand, a gaudy plastic tiara perched upon his greasy head. Several dolls surrounded the pair of them. Hermione couldn’t help but smirk.
“Mummy! We’re having a tea party!” Charlotte announced excitedly. “I’m Princess Charlotte and this is Princess Severus.”
“Bit late for that, I should think.” Snape flicked his wand, and roared “EFFLUO!”
Justin’s flaccid penis shrunk, shriveling up until it was no longer visible.
On a large velvet rug in the middle of the floor sat Charlotte, dressed up as a princess. Opposite her was Severus Snape, sitting cross-legged, a pink teacup in one hand, a gaudy plastic tiara perched upon his greasy head. Several dolls surrounded the pair of them. Hermione couldn’t help but smirk.
“Mummy! We’re having a tea party!” Charlotte announced excitedly. “I’m Princess Charlotte and this is Princess Severus.”
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June 21, 2009 at 12:00 AM
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“Please, Severus, I don’t know what’s wrong with her! And I can’t find Poppy and…” Hermione had tears streaming down her own face, and Snape’s heart went out to her. He reacout out to touch Charlotte’s forehead and felt the searing heat burn through his skin.
“But I was so nasty to you yesterday and yet you still come to save Charlotte,” Hermione insisted.
“I swear, Hermione, it was just the once. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean for ithapphappen, I…”
“Oh, quit the bull shit, Justin. I’m the one who’s sorry – sorry that I put up with your nonsense for so long!”
“I have given you more chances that your sorry hide is worth! Get out!”
“But Charlotte…”
“Don’t you dare bring her into this,” Hermione fumed, advancing on Justin. “You have never been a father to her! And frankly, Justin, she is so much better off without you!”
“Please, Severus, I don’t know what’s wrong with her! And I can’t find Poppy and…” Hermione had tears streaming down her own face, and Snape’s heart went out to her. He reacout out to touch Charlotte’s forehead and felt the searing heat burn through his skin.
“But I was so nasty to you yesterday and yet you still come to save Charlotte,” Hermione insisted.
“I swear, Hermione, it was just the once. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean for ithapphappen, I…”
“Oh, quit the bull shit, Justin. I’m the one who’s sorry – sorry that I put up with your nonsense for so long!”
“I have given you more chances that your sorry hide is worth! Get out!”
“But Charlotte…”
“Don’t you dare bring her into this,” Hermione fumed, advancing on Justin. “You have never been a father to her! And frankly, Justin, she is so much better off without you!”
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June 21, 2009 at 12:00 AM
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“Well, there’s tequila…” Harry began, but Hermione cut him off short.
“Definitely!” A wicked grin spread across her face.
“Indeed I am,” Hermione smiled, lifting a glass from the table, and clearing her throat. “I would like to make a toast to my new found sanity!”
“Oh, and Hermione, remind me never, evo pio piss you off,” Ron said, his eyes growing wide.
“Ron, you do that without even trying,” Hermione replied, but she was smiling. “Why so?”
“Ginny’s working at St Mungos. Tells me that the doctors had a bloody nightmare of a time trying to remove those boils and reduce Justin’s head, but unfortunately they succeeded. But that was quite a job you did on his…well, you know…Doctor says even with intervention it will take weeks before it grows back! Strongest Effluo curse they’ve ever seen!”
“Well, there’s tequila…” Harry began, but Hermione cut him off short.
“Definitely!” A wicked grin spread across her face.
“Indeed I am,” Hermione smiled, lifting a glass from the table, and clearing her throat. “I would like to make a toast to my new found sanity!”
“Oh, and Hermione, remind me never, evo pio piss you off,” Ron said, his eyes growing wide.
“Ron, you do that without even trying,” Hermione replied, but she was smiling. “Why so?”
“Ginny’s working at St Mungos. Tells me that the doctors had a bloody nightmare of a time trying to remove those boils and reduce Justin’s head, but unfortunately they succeeded. But that was quite a job you did on his…well, you know…Doctor says even with intervention it will take weeks before it grows back! Strongest Effluo curse they’ve ever seen!”
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June 21, 2009 at 12:00 AM
nice ending :) bit too short of course...