Lol! :D
Entertaining! You're not as alone in this kink as you think. Just within the last couple of weeks I posted this blink-and-you'll-miss-it paragraph in my most recent fic:
Harriet continued laving Hermione’s face, moving on to her cum spattered pink cheeks, her tongue carefully delving deep into Hermione’s right nostril which had received many loads; Crabbe had pulled his cock from Hermione’s mouth after only one spurt, then shoved the tip into her nostril and deliberately pumped at least six shots inside.
You have this wrong at catalogue and wrong pairing. I don't see Draco or Hermione in story.
Yeah it was weird, but kind of put to want see ear stuff.
@VeltsuVI
Yeah, thanks a bunch for letting me know. The page reloaded on me while I was writing it all out and didn't check to make sure it didn't default...it did. All fixed now. Seriously, thanks so much. If I hadn't seen your comment who knows when I would have noticed something was off.