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I'm dying. I'm literally dying from laughing so much. The dressing room scene was shades of Something About Mary. Brilliantly funny!

I resisted this story for a while. I love your writing, but didn't know if I really needed the visual of Snape in drag. I'm so glad I finally caved and read it. It was hilarious, charming, and beyond entertaining while still managing to be well written. I have to say you and Oracle are my favorite on this site.

Hi, I'm a little late, but there simply was no time yesterday. Anyway, I have learned a lot about audio-codecs this week and you've finished another story...hmmmm aren't we accomplished people? :) Yes, that went further down the rabbit hole, indeed. Still, I'd say turnabout is fair play, so well done, Hermione! One thought that (again) kept popping up, though: Timeline...Polyjuice - wasn't that the potion that took a month to brew? They only met 3 weeks ago. And you don't just get to buy that potion in any normal shop. Does she keep a private stock of it at all times? That would be creepy. Not that it wouldn't fit with this Artistic-Hermione's persona, that we all got to know in the previous chapters. It is reassuring to know, though, that her intellect had not suffered enough to miss the distinctly male person beneath the women's clothes. Then Ch 6 and 7 - in turns nice and hilarious, especially the new painting for Hogwarts and those (very much differing) interpratations. Also, I'm ashamed to admit, it took me until the last chapter to get the 'Grapes'. Ah, well better late than never. Now I am anticipating, whatever you come up with next and meanwhile will read up on prosodic features in speech.While it snows (I can hardly believe it! Winter should be over - not that we really had it in December or January.)

"Grape Juice" indeed. You got a lot of mileage out of that one. Well done. I about laughed myself to death in the "a month later" part. Alright, apparently I need to make this snappy, because a dog and a cat have already tried to hijck the keyboard. "She knows you’re going to be eating that out of someone’s pussy./Perhaps she’s imagining me eating it out of hers." and "Let me guess - ‘Shrouded Tumbleweed’? ‘Woman Rolling in Sheet’?”--you had me laughing so hard here. Really great end to a really weird, but good story. I'm ready for the next one whenever you are! ;)

Sniff sniff its over. Oh that was beautiful. I love the whole painting scene. The food sex was amazingly HOT!!! (But seriously, when are your sex scenes not?!) I especially love the whole baby grapes. That was too cute. I hope you do a little one off about them. At least one... I can't believe it's done. That was short, no? What am I going to do now? I have thoroughly enjoyed this story. Well I always enjoy your stories. What I really love about your stories is that Severus is so broken, so sad and lonely. Then Hermione comes around and by some weird twist of a spell gone awry , it's her love for him that he finds redemption. I feel like it so stays true to Rowlings stories that love is ever powerful. I especially love reading Oracle's comments and your comments to Oracle's comments. Your guys banter is hilarious! I feel like I get a two for one. A story and a commentary. I really hope you have another story lined up because I'm selfish and I love reading your stories. Oh well. I wish you luck and prosperity in your life endeavors if I never hear from you again. Your ever faithful fan Lovey_reader

This was a great ending. Sexual. Sweet. Funny. Lovely. “She knows you’re going to be eating that out of someone’s pussy.” — This will now be my assumption whenever I see anyone buying ice-cream. Shrouded Tumbleweed’?—Hahaha! “Have I also told you how much I love cream horns?”—Oh god. I have to use this line in real life. “Now we both know you’re not very good at cleaning up after yourself.”—Buuuuuurn. “…he lowered his mouth to hers and crushed the ripe fruit between their lips, juice dribbling down their chins and splashing the canvas with scarlet.”—Excellent description. I particularly like the word crushed. “…gaudy sash before allowing the pulpy drops to trickle from his fingers…”—Gaudy sash was great. I also enjoyed pulpy drops. “I believe you’re particularly fond of grape?”—Hahahahaha! It’s his signature scent. (And flavor.) “I’m already painting my own thighs and we’ve barely even started.”—Oh god, that was great. “…if he was going to be doing any painting that wasn’t simply on the insides of her throat.”—Throat coat. That’s a sore throat remedy too. (Remember that next time you have to lecture all day.) “…lapping and licking and swallowing a heady mixture of banana and arousal.”—I loved this. But I’m partial to bananas. For taste reasons. Any phallic resemblance is a bonus. “…cold custard and proceeded to pour it all over him before lying flat against his stomach and squeezing their bodies together.”—I don’t know why I like this so much. But I do. Custard coitus. ““Your ice-cream sandwich,” she murmured as she lowered herself down onto his mouth.”—Hahahah. Pie a la mode. “I am not posing for tongue pictures.”—Snort. “hot chocolate cock”—I dearly love this. I can’t stop saying it. I love the bit about the painting re-painting itself. I wish I had that. The whole scene with McGonagall was hilarious. Ahhhh. The Grapes. Who needs hyphens when you can just combine? Those kids aren’t baby grapes, they’re grape seeds :D Oh, and no I don’t have any cock collections adorning my walls. I do have a sketch for a cock-themed painting I’d like to do, but who knows when I’ll ever get around to that. Mostly I’ve got HP posters up on my walls (the AR ones are in a place of prominence for easy viewing during solo sessions).

I read the whole story this afternoon, and I am still giggling about the "slug in a web" XD Absolutely brilliant! Hilarious descriptions, really top notch :D

I am giggling and smiling hugely right now. That was fantastically fun. lol I almost spit my coffee when Minerva was describing it. Perfection! Thank you, HG4eva

LOL! Oh I guessed, she knew who he was (she being way too touchy-freely to seem sane...but I didn't dismiss the possibility that she was just bat-shit crazy), I just didn't see the polyjuice Draco part coming. I'm guessing she knew it was Severus from the moment she saw him in the bar. Loved the opening. Dick pics are best when sketched...with a live model. "Maybe you and your mother should get a room?”—Oh god! Great line. I'm dying. "shower of velveteen confetti"—Great description. "Now I know you can talk, I want you using your mouth.”—Damn straight. Right on! "She is one feisty witch. You never did check that stove did you?"—This took me a second but then I was rolling on the floor cackling. "sample the warm liquid invitation dripping out of her opening. "—Loved this. The entire sex scene was fabulous (I won't copy and past it back to you.) sensate—word notebook "hollowing her out in preparation for the full length of his driving shaft"—Hollowing. That was perfect. "...delve any further into my private life do you?”—comma between life and do. "I’d have check that you were wearing your incontinence pad.”—Hahahhaha! "Severus watched forlornly as he continued to wilt, a poignant externalisation of his inner world."—I loved this. I'd say it was simple honesty, but's more of a visceral symbolic honesty. I loved it. "Look at these cocks everywhere!"—Oh god. This cracked me up. I need more cock portraits in my room. Loved the sweet ending to the chapter. Awwww :) This was a great wrap up for everything that has happened. Is there going to be more? (A cock-centric art show perhaps? I'll be the first in line.)