I read this in its entirety, but it was laughingly off putting to me. A lurid tale of sexuality. The canvas scene was hot and intriguing. Your creativeness seems to know no bounds.
DS,
After the latest chapter of "DIFTO", I've decided I needed something a touch lighter. So here I am!
Severus Snape hitched his stockings out of his arse with one hand and cinched the mouldering stole around his neck with the other as he tottered, unsteadily up Diagon Alley. -form the first line my mood brightened like a supernova.
imbibe and perve -hahaha that's just perfect
the lingering fumes singeing his nasal hairs -o my god, woman... I love your wording
He had to stop her before his cock lifted the table and started spinning it like a plate -I have tears in my eyes!
Miss Verbal Diarrhoea -hahahaha! Oh no, I can't believe you!
This is absolutely hilarious, I feel drunk.
Fox xx
Chapter 2.
My favs: 'flog the flobberworm' -this is just so funny
But, instead, he suddenly bent over and kissed her hand. It was probably the creepiest thing he had ever done. And for someone who had haunted the dungeons like a giant greasy bat for the past two decades, that was a pretty big call. -hahahaha, you are unbelievable
All right! Now, please tell me that Hermione knows who he really is. She must know, I mean she's not a stupid girl or a blind one for that matter? I like to believe, that she's just playing with him a little...
I suppose I'll see soon enough.
Fox xx
Chapter 3.
I can't pick any favs, I would have to copy and paste the whole chapter. You are completely insane! I don't remember reading a story as hysterical as this one -ever.
I'm seriusly wondering how is he going to get out of this one, or maybe he'll get in at last...
Fox xx
Chapter 4.
It's bonkers. You're bonkers. I love it. So much fun. I don't necessarily take sex seriously myself, but this goes so beyond, I would need a telescope! Every word is just killing me!
Fox xx
Oh and 'their' talk of obsessions, good writing.
Chapter 5.
Ohhh! The twist of all twists!!! You are an insane genius!
Fox
Chapter 6.
I knew it! She knew from the beginning... clever girl
A penguin on ice -seriously, you come up with the funniest things!
fit of ‘wiltiness’ -I'm dying here. Look at these cocks everywhere -hahaha
Two mad and slightly disfunctional people got together, I suppose if they found each other, there must be hope for all of us. Hahaha
Fox xx
ohh I forgot to tell you before Grape is a great name ;-)
Chapter 7.
Wonderful. Funny, of course, but also so sexy. In general I hate being sticky, but I would gladly get all of me sticky if I could get the results like these two. The food painting session was very sensual, absolutely delicious. The idea of the image create itself perpetually is quite mesmerising, I had a little art program on my laptop, which did similar thing, I simply couldn't stop watching. It was like magic :-)
Conversation with Minerva was so funny, my jaw was scraping the floor, poor thing didn't know what she was looking at. I can imagine Filch mounting it on the wall and all the children passing by everyday, not knowing there is Potions Master's seed in the art-work hahahahaha... You have a dirty mind. I love it.
But the ending... the ending was so sweet. And they produced baby Grapes awwwww
Thank you for this funny, twisted and mad story.
Fox xx
ok so she thinks that (severus) Mrs Grape is female and since female Hermione is grinding her cunt against (severus) Mrs Grape body does that mean hermione is bisexual??
why wasnt hemione so shocked about the cock if she thought mrs Grape was female?? or did hermione this Mrs Grape was both male with a cock and female with tits?? did she think MRS Grape was a Hermaphrodite??