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You are all doomed. Have a good life! XD Nice chapter hun. I fear what those two might do. Especially with those names. Can't wait to see the nightstick in action!

I expected a cross harness for Harry. The kind with a cock ring on it. But maybe he got Harry measured for that and is hoping to ease him into it.

Aw, poor babies! Returned 5 times? That's just heartbreaking even if it is just a story. I hope they become firmly attached to Harry and give Lucius hell lol. Can't wait to see what they come up with for the nightstick! Great chapter hun.

OMG gerbils?! Have not heard about that kink in years.

This is another of your wonderful stories that I follow. I have to admit, this is my favorite view of Voldemort so far that you have written, mainly because I do so love humor. You are doing very well with this as you do all others. How you came up with that vision of Voldie I don't know, but it is the humor that really makes this story work on a different level than others. Thank you for this one as well and I look forward to much more.

Love it; but I think even Aragog would get a stomachache from eating Umbitch, sorry, Umbridge.

Oh my gods, why have I not read this sooner?! This is hilarious and I love it XD I can honestly say, your's is the first version of Tom to actually scare me! Very very good job and I can't wait to read more! I read all 8 chapters today, time well spent!

Diggory is a "self-professed vegetarian vampire of some kind"??! AHAHAHAHA that is SO hilarious!

Good story, nice idea. Though you do have a number of grammatical and punctuation errors. You use exclamation points (!) a lot in dialogue, which tends to give the feeling that your characters are yelling at each other a lot. Some of your wording is a bit off too. Like 'Lucius, it didn't appear, was afraid of spiders, they just unnerved him.' This sentence is clunky and confusing and I had to read over it a couple times to understand it. It would be better worded 'Lucius didn't appear to be afraid of spiders, they just unnerved him.'
You have a few sentences like this, but other than that, good job. :)

Hilarious! I laughed so hard I had tears, not to mention that I had to replay parts of "Americal Unearthed" or re-read parts of the chapter as I kept missing parts of one or the other. {I don't usually have that much of a problem listening to shows and reading at the same time} Looking forward to future chapters.