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A CHAT WITH CRABBE AND GOYLE


crabbe and goyle are looking at draco as he goes out of the dorm with their normal blank looks on their faces as if trying to think might hurt something.


goyle: "well old chap how was your summer?"


crabbe: "i managed to get my third book finished and send off to be published."


goyle: "splendid to hear that. i look forward to seeing it on the bestsellers list as were your last 2."


crabbe: "my publisher thinks it should sell a million copies in the first year alone. so how was your summer dear boy?"


goyle: "oh the normal, 4 papers for potions masters monthly, an 9 more requests from snape to apprentice under the great david slopehead."


crabbe: "when is that fool going to learn that you do NOT have time to teach dunderheads like him how to properly brew a potion?"


goyle: "as long as we have to play the roles of the local school idiots to prevent becoming deatheaters it will just be something i have to put up with."


crabbe: "well at least we are only playing the roll of local idiot, unlike some others around here."


goyle: "now you know they are not to blame for that, it is to much inbreeding which lowers the number of working brain cells. seeing as during the founders time wands were only used for the hardest of spells an not every single one. plus they HAVE had to make the tests given over the years easier so the purebloods could keep up."


crabbe: "oh, the wards just said our own local idiot is headed this way so dummy up."

an with that crabbe and goyle went back to looking at a blank wall as if it held the meaning to life it's self.


draco: "are you to still just standing here? well then, make your selves usefull an follow me while i strut around the school like i own it. an if we see potter do SOMETHING this time. you know i am hopeless at spells if someone is not there to tell me which spell to use. an would never lower myself to fighting with my fists like useless muggle. not like it would do my any good seeing as i would still lose. so what are you waiting for lets go."


an with that crabbe, goyle and the local idiot, oh i mean draco left the dorm.


A.N. the reason for this is to show that crabbe and goyle ARE much smarter then they look. they have after all passed every year an not only potions which their head of house is in charge of grading but all classes. if they were as dumb as people make them look they would both still be first years. an their main goal in life would be to be able to dress themselves properly on the first try without help.

I'm enjoying this and looking forward to your future updates.

question: how come ravenclaw

house does not win the house

cup every year? think about it, if

a teacher gives 10 points for a

correct answer or for getting

the spell done as one of the first

few students then ravenclaw

should get at least 40 points in

every class. now with each year

having at least 4 classes a day

that is 160 points per year a day

timed by 7 years which is over

1,060 points a day for ravenclaw

house. now with 180 school

days that is 190,800 points a

year for ravenclaw. so are you

going to tell me ravenclaw

loses 190,000 points a year so

that slytherin can win the house

cup with 900 points at the end of

the year? to lose 190,000 house

points a year that would mean

ravenclaw would need to lose

over 900 points a day every day,

an the other houses should get

well over 100,000 points a year

as well. i think the house points

idea was something j.k.r. did

not totally think threw when

she wrote it.the only way i see the house points system working out the way j.k.r. wrote it is if each class goes threw a great deal of leturing class after class after class, so that as a result ravenclaw only ends up with about 2,000 house points a year and bad acts cost them over half those points. of course for that to happen then students would only be learning about 4 or 5 spells a year for each class. there are about 70 ravenclaws in the house give or take, so if each ravenclaw earns only 100 points each threw the year for spellwork and questions answered in class that is 7,000 points a year. so at 10 points each for an answer given in class or spell finished in the top 5 in class these students seem to be learning nothing at all. from the way j.k.r. makes it sound you send at least once a week every week in class for 2 monthes to learn one spell.

one thing i never figured out was deatheater attacks on small muggle villages. i mean these are small villages with 200 - 300 people in them so i would think they would have guns. an yes i know in the u.k. they do not have as many guns as we do in america but they do allow shotguns for hunting deer, foxes, birds and the like, so i would think that at least 50 or so people may have a shotgun. now out of those 50 i would think at least 10 of those people would be near it when the attack happened. so as a result those 10 would be able to use that double barrel shotgun to kill at least 20 - 30 deatheaters before they are killed themselves. so there for each attack on a muggle village should cost voldimort that many followers and would likely mean that such attacks would be rare. an if these attacks happened at night then everyone with a shotgun would likely be near it and thereby increase the number of dead deatheaters. the gun is likely hanging over the fireplace and everyone would be at home or at the local pub. an you know the fellow running the pub likely has at least one gun. so doing an attack on a small muggle village could cost you 100 - 150 deatheaters. not very good math if you are a dark lord an even worse math if you are one of the deatheaters sent to those villages. the way i see it happening is voldimort sends 20 deatheaters to attack a village and none come back, so he sends 50 more deatheaters to attack an since all the muggles fled to thier home there are not about 45 muggles left alive with guns with 200 other townsfolk safe and sound, so team 2 of the deatheaters gets wiped out even faster then deatheater of team 1. so now voldimort is pissed and sends all his deatheaters after the village an loses about a hundred or more deatheaters before the town is wiped out. so to wipe out one muggle village it cost voldimort about 175 deatheaters if not more like 200. so i figure after his first such attack going along these line voldimort would send at least a 100 death eaters if not more on every muggle attack in hopes of cutting his losses to only 20 or 30 dead per village, but most authors only have him attacking with only 10 - 15 deatheaters per village. the reason i wrote this is because i do not recall if the war is already over or not in this story and to hopefully help you write better battles verses muggles for other stories later on.

i like the story and i can't wait to see who else is is siblings and who he mates will.

now i am not saying harry is going to whore himself out, but we all know people like malfoy would not just take no as an answer. an of course the ministry is going to sell the list with his name on it to every magical country on the planet so that before long every one with creature blood is going to be beating down harry's door to get into his pants. so if he just outright says no to them then they will turn to potions and curses to try and get what they want. so harry should come up with a contract that he thinks no sane person would ever agree to, such as 10 million gallions or 25% of your families total net worth whichever is greater. which will get you sex with him until such time as it is confirmed that the signee is infact with child but this will not get you sole use of mr. potter as the person in question namely the signee may not be able to bare a child. now mr. potter of course will return half the moneys that will be payed in advance should said signee no be with child within 6 monthes which at that time the contract will be considered over by all parties.

i -LOVE- this, can't wait for more, keep it up!

and save a hug for Terry for me.

Too bad Harry, you shoulda sent Dobbie to get your medicine cause now you're in for it unless your very clever kiddo. This just keeps rolling right along, and I love it! Maybe you could consider Eloise Midgen or Argus Filch as Harry continues to bring out more creature inheritances. They can have other people as mates tho, perhaps Irma Pince for Filch, with a very jealous Mrs. Norris there to stir the pot! Terrence Higgins or Adrian Pucey, or Ernie Macmillian are just some of the boys for Eloise for you to consider. Heck even Crabbe and Goyle could enter this arena as it would be a blast! Then too there is Astoria Greengrass and her sister, as well as Katie Bell, Lavender Brown, and Romlda Vance. Anywho later babe.

Right with Haarry on that. Lab rat was not on his list of career choices. And considering how many lives dumbles just screwed over and altered terribly with his stunts, well, i recon recompense of some order is in order. I know i've said it before but it just gets me how cavalier dumbles is being about major alterations to peoples lives.
This will be interesting. will Har be able to get out without waking everyone.

now i always thought it was stupid that the prisoners who have commited mass murder are allowed to live, an no the idea of no death penalty is a rather new idea so the wizarding world would not have it. now the reason j.k.r. did this idea was so tommy boy could break his people out and have a ready made army of hundreds, an thereby did not have to drag out the story. i think the reason they do it in fact to make sure out pureblood families do not die out. think about it sirius is the last male of the black line so if you use spells to control him then you can bring in pureblood women of your choose to have him father i child with and thereby get your hands on his family money. an sons would be head of the family while daughters and squibs get dumped in the muggle world.


an as far as dumbledore being controling of course he is.think about it how do you think dumbledore has kept all his possitions of power all these years with people like malfoy wanting to take him out. he has to do more blackmail, bribery and threats on peoples lives then all the deatheaters put together, an sometimes you have to carry out those threats against someones family to prove that you mean business.