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While this is an off-the-wall premise for a story, it's not completely insane. I remember seeing poor dead Tonks on the movie screen and thinking, "What a waste of a hottie," and then a typical male response: "I'd still do her." So I'm glad to read a story in which someone finally did. Several someones, no less! I have to admit, after reading Part 1 and seeing there were three more I thought it would be funny if each chapter would feature a different guy having a go at Tonks, and damned if that didn't happen. Learning that the men had a little supernatural nudge to overcome any reluctance to actually molest her where they might easily be caught was hardly surprising, but the use of Bellatrix was a big surprise and a great one. This seems totally up her alley. And offing the Boy Who Lived was another great idea. Perhaps you should revisit this story: Bellatrix on the loose with shape-shifting powers sounds very fun and interesting. This is among the best necro stories I've read! Really great.

Gotta hand it to you for the most straightforward and accurate title ever. :D
My initial reaction: this little slice of wrongness is amazingly plausible. Your masterful choice of appropriate characters, of course... We all know that Filch and Goyle would be up for it - and if your Flitwick is intended to be the little Hitler-lookalike from the later movies, he might do it too. And oh, Bellatrix! (A Bellatrix who gets to WIN.) Kudos for the surprise twist: I didn't guess at all that she was running the show, until you revealed her as Harry died. Totally in character for her to do this - if there was any way to come back from the dead, she'd take it. (First item on the resurrected agenda: get Molly Weasley...) All the same, as a tiny touch of poetic justice, I'm not at all sorry to see a hint that she's suffering all the soreness of Tonks's orifices.

By the way, I think you're missing a word here: "...Harry with barely a whimper."

I hope you'll see it as a compliment to your creepy-new-reality creation skills that I'm now sitting here wondering if Bellatrix will bring back Voldemort in Remus Lupin's body. And who might be inclined to fuck his corpse in order to make that happen. And even what young Teddy might grow up to be if raised by Voldemort/Bellatrix posing as his parents... Okay, I'll stop there.

Thanks for the invitation to read this! Might never have found it myself. Good writing, enjoyed it very much!

Very few people have much to say to this. It's weird, twisted and (morbidly) interesting but ultimately, very disturbing, and not exactly something you want /anyone/ to know you read.

On top of all that, AFF using a fucking captcha for its reviews.

I actually did come back just to see how it ended, and never more than skimmed it after the first chapter. ...and even that I didn't 'read' so much as 'glanced at'. The quality of writing was fairly high. The content was very much ... I think 'off the beaten path' is the nicest way to say it. It was, ultimately, much like a train wreck or traffic accident. No matter how much I wanted to look away, ultimately, I could not.

LOL I have to say this is very daring and in its own twisted way also very amusing. It's clear that you're doing this for fun, the descriptions are detailed, but not... how shall I put it... passionately charged and therefore not at all disturbing. Besides, you keep pointing out that a corpse is a piece of flesh without sensation. Now imagine for a moment you had left this out and delved deeper into the pleasures of necrophilia...now that would have been something else entirely. Still, your story definitely spices up AFF, good job! :) And of course, Bellatrix WOULD do something like this - I love how completely insane and ruthless she is.

Sick and revolting, but what a delicious twist at the end. Very, very well-written!

Thanks for that... I meant what I said in my profile, in that it takes a lot to squick me out. And necrophilia definitely fits the bill. I'm just glad you had the guts to write something so far beyond the usual! While I find this topic super gross, (had to laugh that Goyle was clueless enough to not cover his "evidence"!) I was so happy that you tackled a taboo subject with such finesse.

It was well written (I always enjoy that! :) but was also happy, when I saw it was complete after a few chapters. So, I gave it a chance- didn't necessarily want to commit to an on-going story that I wasn't into the kink if it was going to go on indefinately. That's just it, in written form, I can deal with the squick-- I don't think I could deal with even make-beleive in film form, but I DO LOVE being treated with a well done piece of "out of the ordinary".... (I read WAY too much fanfic! But it all blends together sometimes....) But resurecting Bella, that was quite the twist! Who knows what hell she will unleash on the world now! (Really, so much of fanfic is getting sooooo vanilla.... even stuff that isn't supposed to be vanilla!!)

The only thing that has come so close to being so out there and original, (in my humble opinion) as shocking and gripping as yours is the fics I read recently, titled, Golden Opportunites, Crap! and Crap #2!.... Squick well written but you wouldn't want to encounter in real life!! Great job! I'll keep an eye out for your author name!

Totally weird story but I liked it! Didn't see the resurrection of Bella comin! Savage!!! =D

To be fair I've been looking in but not really reading it thoroughly enough to give it a proper review. Just skimming it in macabre fascination.

Still, that was a good finish. Poor dumb gullible Harry. And you said there wasn't a plot to this...

the poem was bad, the ending surprising. good job all told

You're a sick one, alright, but I like that about you.

Very engrossing tale but the best part was definitely the ending. Great and satisfying conclusion, while at the same time, strangely hilarious. Poor Nymphadora! Poor Harry!! But brilliant, nonetheless. Very creative use for such a depraved idea.