rate_review Reviews

Holy shit. Wow.

Holy shit.

Fuck, this was amazing. You have me HOOKED. God damn. I can't stop swearing.

HOLY SHIT.

I MISS VOLDEMORT! When he- oh God. EVERYTHING. I think you had him down perfectly and oh my GOD it was amazing and horrifying and scary and EXTREMELY sexy and that's traumatizing in more ways than one. (Also Voldemort is apparently a NUDIST! LOLOLOLOL sorry, had to throw that in there).

I loved how you could take the Voldemort/Hermione pairing and achieve it while keeping both so absolutely, wonderfully in character. It was beautiful to see. Really. And I don't generally favor pairings with 17 year-old witches and bald, 60+ year-old dark wizards. But you've made it. You are an outstanding writer. I can't wait to read more of your work.

I would say I love you, but I've spent an entire night up reading because of this wonderful piece of work. It's now 9:30 in the AM and I simply cannot go to sleep. I need to read more from you. I'm off to read Precious Mudblood now. I love your Voldemort. I love your Hermione. You're extremely talented. I am in love with your work.

FREAKING VOLDEMORT WAS HOT!

You are truly amazing.

So I'm back. Yes, I am really that amazed with this great, wonderful thing you got going on here.

I'm choosing to review on this chapter (the 2nd) because it was my favorite. This is when you turned what I thought was an interesting enough fic and turned it upside down so IT WOULD BLOW MY FUCKING MIND.

You have a very peculiar way of writing. I love it. It is hilarious at times and flowing, but also terrifying and my God, you have a very disturbing, vivid imagination.

It's amazing.

I like how you can make me chuckle in one paragraph and then give me goosebumps the next. It is wonderful and delightful and something that rarely ever happens when I read. Ever. In fanfiction.net, you labeled this as a Romance/Drama but really I think it would be more suited as Comedy/Horror. One would think that's not even possible yet you've achieved it, somehow. Hermione's thoughts are often hilarious near Voldemort and combined with his sadistic tendencies it's really a great read. It's... it's just amazing.

So, on to this specific character when I first read of VOLDEMORT NUDE and you established this Voldemort was clearly not asexual (and also hot as hell). I just wanted to say Hermione's thoughts while she was in the bath with Voldemort made me LOL, Voldemort's actions made me shiver with, erm, excitement and also his sadistic, controlling craziness made my hairs stand on end. If I had to choose, I would pick this chapter to read over and over again. I really wish you hadn't killed Voldemort. It is so very rare to see him so well written in fanfiction.

I really, really, really enjoyed reading this.

WHAT THE *FUCK*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You seriously killed off Voldemort?!?!?! Fucking shit this fic went nowhere where I thought it would, at first I thought Voldemort had transfigured people to look like McGonall, Remus, etc to test Hermione's loyalty, then I thought maybe Voldemort wasnt really dead but testing her again or something, seriously I am so angry and disappointed that the story went off the rails like this, since Im only reading this because I love your other fic so much! What the hell!!! UGH how can you keep the story like this is MAKES NO SENSE AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

For the Love of Lord Voldemort, please please PLEASE update this story! It's been a long time since I've been able to sit and read through any story more than ten chapters long and this one has had me riveted since chapter one, making me alternate between giggling like some hopeless fangirl (which I am, but really, who can resist a truly evil Voldi?) to almost crying because I felt so bad for Hermione.
Anyways, please update soon, because I need more Voldemort (he's making a comeback right?), especially after the last Harry Potter film :(

i also want to say that Precious Mudblood is not my cup of tea.....at all. I'm hoping to persuade you to give this story preferential treatment. Please update Captive Audience soon? pretty please? cherries and spice and all things nice?

awesome story, you must finish this fast! its darker than i like my stories, but you've written in enough humor to lighten it. anxious to see what draco's angle is, he's much more complicated and devious than i've seen him written before, he reminds me of voldemort/riddle....hot! lol.....

update soon! :-))

This story is so very awesome. I hope you are able to update soon :) I remembered you said a little something about reviews motivating you, so I thought I would leave another :D Hope all is going well, I definitely think I will reread this story!

you MUST complete this story. please do not let it die and wilt as so many beautiful fan fictions have!!! I literally blew off a meeting with my college advisor, missed a party and haven't eaten so that I could sit and read this FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC story. Please please continue it.

wow, this is so dark it's ridiculous! Love it!

love this!! Keep updating!