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by emilywaters

schedule February 28, 2011 at 12:00 AM
This is so much fun! :D
And: "Bella: (wrapping her legs around Snape, beginning to hump him):
person Denzinate
schedule January 29, 2011 at 12:00 AM
-=Proceeded to collapse laughing until death=- I love you. XD
person Jennifer
schedule June 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM
*Falling down, laughing hysterically* God this stuff is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!! You always put me in stitches with the things you come up with. I actually had tears running down my face with this one. Please keep the comedy coming; it's the greatest!!!!!!!!!!
person NJamicus
schedule September 15, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Simply LOL)))))))))))))))))))
person QueenB
schedule September 15, 2009 at 12:00 AM
This is funny stuff! Much better than any HP movie.

I haven
person Iralima
schedule August 27, 2009 at 12:00 AM
AWESOME. Normally I find crackfics lose their humour about halfway through, with this one I was still trying to save my ribs from breakage by laughter after the last sentence. Too bad you didn't include the Lavender/Hermione FACEDOWN at Ron's bedside, I would've loved to know what you'd make of that (in my opinion it may have been the best scene in the movie, Alan Rickman's face is absolutely -priceless- during Lavender's breakdown). But the Ron-open-wide-for-the-bezoar(or perhaps something else?) scene you put in was more than enough to make up for it.

Being awake at 3 am just got a lot more bearable, thanks :)
schedule August 10, 2009 at 12:00 AM
I read this before i saw the movie and laughed.
then i went and watched the movie. and then i reread your summary and laughed even more.

although i mindlessly adore alan rickman you are right: his 10 layers of robes and his goth make up can't really distract fro
the fact that he is not a malnourished academic in his midthirties. would you have liked tim roth better?
schedule August 9, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Laughed my arse off through the whole thing! Hilarious.
schedule August 2, 2009 at 12:00 AM
I love you like you wouldn't believe. This was perfect. I was laughing my ass off the entire time, and my family just pokes their head out into the living room every now and then going "What the hell is so funny?"

CRACKFIC IS SO FUNNY.

...Also, the captcha does not know any grammar. "An Barnyard."
schedule July 30, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Hilarious!! Laughing out loud... specially loved the LOTR thing...