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by blastendedskrewt

schedule December 14, 2010 at 12:00 AM
I'm glad my description of this caught your fancy.

I saw this update, and part of my mind was like 'no, you absolutely are not allowed to go back for more.' Then I told that part of my mind exactly where it could shove it's disturbed, unhappy thoughts, clicked on the link, and... Well. Again. Disturbed and turned on. Disturbed because I am turned on.

But you're right. That is exactly what fanfiction is for. Explore odd kinks in your life you might never actually think of, without actually doing so.

With that said, I patiently await more.

Please. Thank you.

Until next time.
schedule November 28, 2010 at 12:00 AM
I have to say that I really liked this chapter a lot. I've never read many scat fics, but you are definitely de-squicking it for me to a certain extent. You just write it brilliantly. I love that there's always a reason and a motive for the way the boys play, and how it goes deeper than simply getting each other off. You make me laugh, and you make me think. I know I've said that a few times before, but it's true. This particular kink (meaning the scat play) makes so much sense to me with these two characters. Coupled with the cross-dressing, it was just amazing, because it took things to a deeper level. I love the way you write.
schedule November 27, 2010 at 12:00 AM
...Part of me wants to say, there is something sincerely wrong with the fact that I read all of this, and will continue to read if I see updates... As it is, I can't really. It's kind of a turn on, yet at the same time, disturbing.... And, maybe more so disburbing because it is a turn on... I don't know. If the person I was with brought anything like this into our sex life... I don't quite know how I would respond. The fact that I'm still reading this shows just how many limits I don't have...

As it is, I await more. In a respectable manner, as any good Slytherin would... But, I could be forced to curse you if I have to wait too long. Just saying.

Farwaell for now.
schedule November 9, 2010 at 12:00 AM
I have no vocabulary for just how good this chapter was. I love the picture you paint with these two characters. I can see everything in my imagination as I read. Their emotional depth is amazing. I was really glad to learn more about Draco's history and upbringing, though my heart broke for him. It was almost enough to make me tear up in some bits, especially when he was describing his childhood. It made me grateful that Harry was there to help him stretch his boundaries a little without completely breaking them. I always marvel at how much respect and love they have for each other, and how they intuitively seem to know just what the other needs to heal. I really have enjoyed this chapter very much. The parts with scat were interesting too, because it was intriguing to see how turned on Harry got by Draco feces. I laughed at the mole-asses part. That was just priceless. Thank you so much for this story, and for your beginning A/N. It's nice to be appreciated. You are a master with words.
schedule October 10, 2010 at 12:00 AM
I like your story, it's brazen and strong, and good.
schedule October 1, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Oh, this chapter was absolutely genius! Totally unique take on foodplay. I really like how you did this one. Every time you write a new chapter, I feel like I have to review, because you definitely push my limits in the best possible ways. I will definitely not look at zucchini, grapes or peaches the same way again, though I don't know whether to laugh, grimace or be turned on. I think a little of all three. It's always interesting to me to see what new tricks your boys come up with. It takes a huge amount of trust to be able to play that way with your significant other. I don't think I've ever read a fic that made me think quite as much as yours does, because I always find myself thinking about the motivations behind things here. I know I over-analyze, but it makes the fic that much more interesting. P.S. You made me snort with that bit about Harry cutting the cheese. Very cleverly done. Ha.
schedule September 26, 2010 at 12:00 AM
First, congrats on being so brave to write about such a taboo subject. Personally whenever it comes to kinks I'm all for learning about them before writing them even if I have no intention of ever participating in them. I mean, all kinks have some sort of psychological rooting right? The baby fetish and bondage and what not. As for your most recent chapter with the champayne, have you ever watched the show 1000 ways to die? It's basically a whole series of reenactments of bizarre deaths that really did happen. Like a woman who masterbated with a carrot ended up scratching her insides in such a way that air got into her bloodstream and caused a heartattack. Or the russian guy who got drunk with his army budds and tried to screw a raccoon only to have his cock bitten off and bleed out. It's not all sex based, but the point is on one segment there was a guy who had just had throat surgury and was such an addicted acholic he made his wife pour some sort of booze down his rectum with an enema bag. He died of one of the highest blood alchol poisoning levels recorded because the blood vessels that line the rectum absorbed the liquer in it's undiluted state rather than having the liver absorb it before passing it through the bowels. Not sure how that applies to champayne but maybe it would be practical with selzer water or something.(I seriously can't believe I went so indepth thinking of this, I am such a pervert)I love draco's reaction though!!BLASPHAMY!! keep up the good work.
schedule September 23, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Obliviate me now!!!
I thought I could read anything, thankyou for proving me wrong.
It's not your fault, it's really well written, but I'm never going there again.
An unrefreshingly unique fic, with well-written characters. Well done.
*Throws up*
person Javy
schedule September 7, 2010 at 12:00 AM
There was a guy who died of alcohol poisoning because he was on probation on the count of
him being an alcoholic. He made his was give him an enema with the alcohol they had available.
I guess he thought he could do that so he could pass his breath test.
He died.

I think you should include a warning about this. o_O
Especially that last part? About encouraging others to try it?
Eh...You might want to take that down. I wouldn't want to getting sued.
schedule September 7, 2010 at 12:00 AM
This chapter made me laugh in a lot of places. I really like your style of writing. This fiction is fascinating to me. I thought scat was a squick of mine, but not the way you write it. I don't really find it erotic, but reading this it's easy to get inside the characters' heads and understand why they would find it erotic. I'm really enjoying this.