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for Mad Snorkacks and Englishmen

by SalonKitty

schedule April 9, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Saw my name, couldn't NOT review. :) Keep it up, the story is great. I'm loving the portrayals.
schedule April 9, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Ginny is such a bitch. Ever since reading half-blood prince, i was a luna/harry fan. so disappointing when J.K ended with Harry with Ginny. Can you kill off Ginny? that would be awesome. I can't wait until the next chapter. please update soon.
schedule April 9, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Ack! Ginny knows!!

Great scene. I loved her response.

Keep up the great work!
schedule April 8, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Checkmate, motherfucker.


This line had me laughing out loud for a good twenty minutes. Checkmate indeed.


Honestly, Ginny has always struck me as a packaged deal for Harry. He was never very outgoing when it came to romance and his one attempt with Cho turned out disastrous. When he finally falls for Ginny, its kinda like an easy and comfortable situation. Throughout the books I've always noticed how uncomfortable Harry felt around the warmth that the Weasley family shows him. He's unused to it and feels awkward and undeserving of any of the affection he so greatly desires. Marrying Ginny sort of legitimizes his place in their family. Ending up with her never really struck me as some great passion. She always struck me more as this beautiful girl who he got along with well that allows him access to the life he wants. Don't rock the boat, you know?

Anyway props to you for having Luna buy Harry a watch. It was such a great moment.
Keep up the fantastic work.
person Shinteo
schedule April 8, 2009 at 12:00 AM
I too don't like Harry with Ginny, but for me is because I far prefer Hermione to Ginny. Thanks to work like yours, I am starting to like the idea of Luna and Harry too. It'll be best if you can add Hermione in and keep Ginny out, but as I'm unsure how you feel about Hermione, I wouldn't be holding my breath... This Luna stuff is good enough now. :)
schedule April 7, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Good chapter. I can't wait to see what you have coming up next. Also no Hermione/Viktor. ewwww.... anyway i'm waiting anxiously for the next chapter.
person chocoman
schedule April 7, 2009 at 12:00 AM
damnit...............another cliff hanger................. are you trying to drive me bonkers...................AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!............dolphin balls yeahhhhh....... oh crap there goes my mind. great chapter Harry and Ron's conversation was so funny it kinda reminds me of the first time i seriously told my older bro of my first time......... it was amazingly awkward. the tweaking of a DA coins was a great idea for their continued communication throughout their journey. i was kinda wondering how they would keep in touch for those couple of months. and dont worry im currently working on making a 40 old virgin snape thingy but do you want an animated snape or an alan rickman face

Coco
schedule April 7, 2009 at 12:00 AM
I continue to be amazed how you're weaving canon with your own story. I really liked how Luna even made Ron a little flustered at the wedding, and it was so kickass that she recognized Harry by his aura. SIGH!!! Harry's playing a very dangerous game there with Ginny and Luna. And I totally agree with you about him trying to take advantage of having two people want him, and probably still being attracted to Ginny, but I do hope his love for Luna rides out over his enjoyment of Ginny's attentions. I think Ginny knows what's up. hehe. I would love to see that bitch's face...oh sorry : ) I forgot myself for a minute there. Anyway, what I really loved watching his Harry's appreciation of Luna as a person, and how you're featuring how smart she is, even going toe to toe with our Hermione. I mean she is a RAVENCLAW..shit! lol : ) lol@Krum and Hermione. This chapter was amusing and hot. I love this story, and how true you're sticking to the characters and the series that gave life to it. Can't wait to see what's going to happen now, and if Luna and Harry will be able to meet up soon. Great update, as usual, Kitty.
person chocoman
schedule April 5, 2009 at 12:00 AM
first off. im so glad you agree with my opinion of Snape the greasy haired 40 year old virgin. secondly i just have to say that DAMN ANAL IS SO HOOOOOOOTTTTTT. i heart anal.................... ahhh. well now that i've got that weird thing out of the way onto the serious stuff. which will be closely followed by more silliness. im so happy that Harry found love. and when he said i'll come back for you luv.... well there are no words to describe how wonderful that was. i wonder how your going to alter their reuinion............ and i fear how much more realistic you'll make it than compared to how........ well yeah......... dont wanna be a prick and....... well yeah. anyways that is totally something our Constant Hero would say being that it's absolutely the PERFECT thing to say. lastly AHHHHHHH CLIFFHANGER WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.............. e tu brutus.

your perverted supporter of love, smut, all things naughty........ and chocolate eggs. mmmmmmmmm cadbury eggs. are the only reason i get excited about Easter

Coco
person chocoman
schedule April 5, 2009 at 12:00 AM
P.S The Ginny scene was great. and Ron was also great in this from the wanking off to the whole suspicious brooding. trying to find the best way to say 'hey harry sooooooo yeah when did you start banging Luna' thing...... if i forgot anything else i will make it a P.S.S

Coco