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by SalonKitty

schedule April 28, 2009 at 12:00 AM
I agree with you. Terry is a real prat. I hated him in the DA meetings.

Also, Happy 21st, 30th, 40th, or 50th birthday!! ^^
schedule April 27, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Awww man a cliffie!

I loved this chapter particularly the internal conflict Luna had during the time Ginny got whipped. She's quite a complicated girl that one and I'm glad you made her feel a bit icky about it. I learnt a lot more about Luna in this chapter. She's much stronger then most give her credit for and that being with Harry has strengthened her physically but I think more importantly mentally. No wonder she kicked arse in the final battle!

I can't wait to see what happens when she goes to see Harry, and I'd love to know how she gets away from Hogwarts! Does she know about the secret passageway into the Honeydukes cellar?

Well done I love this fic!
person Shinteo
schedule April 27, 2009 at 12:00 AM
I think it's high time there's a mass exdous from Hogwarts. Get them out before they get killed or worse.
schedule April 24, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Here from the Smutastic Awards on LJ! OMG Luna getting fisted WAS spiritual! Just like Soft said! Not my deal, but whoo! The way he's insatiable around her, as she is and her desire to please....! The only thing is the last chapter with her and Harry at the table! Man, I wanted Hermione to punch them both in the face! I get the teen thing of showing off, but he was so disrespectful to R/Hr, that was some bull! I mean, I really got upset!!!! This is a great fic, and i'm so glad i found it!
person tommye
schedule April 21, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 19 was pretty good. Harry is a naughty boy. Sending Kreacher to get Luna just so he can fuck her. I think Hermione had a little bit of an under-reaction when she saw Luna naked at the table. And I can't wait for when you give Ron and Hermione another chance. I think you should get them drunk again if it fits in nicely, but I don't think Ron and Hermione should be into BDSM. I don't think it fits in with either of their characters the way you have described their approaches to BDSM.

Good work
Update soon
schedule April 20, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Whoa, Harry is WORKING Luna out. lol. I can totally see someone discovering the rush of D/s and becoming addictive. That's the experience of most people when they first discover it. Its highly addictive to find something that makes you feel powerful or powerless yet safe and the emotional connection you have to have to engage in that sort of play is just so powerful in itself and hard to come by that you just want to lose yourself in it. so this is very believable, and more importantly, very likely for two teenagers exploring this type of play. Now Harry's actions in regards to parading his power over Luna around his friends is just funny as hell, but I can see it as well. I mean these are his road dogs, they know practically everything about him, and this is one facet of himself he probably is rather excited and almost proud of and of course he's going to play with it for all its worth, and he's already losing himself in it so he's probably like whatever about their reactions. lol. I am still worried about Luna, not because of her response to Harry but her need and attachment, I hope she stays strong and can use this new trick to see him soon. Very creative, that, btw. Hermione's musings were really spot on...you have her voice down pat. Which is hard because a lot of people turn her into whatever they want her to be. I love your respect for each of these characters. Ron's reaction and responses are funny and at times much needed considering how plussed Hermione was at all of Harry and Luna's public play. lol@Harry doing sexy stuff to Luna under the table. And why did I get the feeling Hermione was trying not to think about Harry's sexiness by projecting her disgust onto the situation. : ) OK, I'll leave my hopes for some Hermione wanting Harry loving aside. I'm glad Neville is there for Luna...this thing with Snape and Luna being scared is scaring me... lol. Can't wait to see what you do with it. Excellent update Salon, as always.
schedule April 19, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Ha! I'd love to hear what Snape has to say in his welcome back speech. ^^

Although that slight tremble of recognition? You don't think the Carrows were responsible for Luna's condition, do you? O_O I just assume that those child raping bastards in the woods by her house were muggles. ~_~

Keep up the great work!
person chocoman
schedule April 18, 2009 at 12:00 AM
damn this happens every semester. about a month before finals i always have this little 'i cant take it anymore moment' and then me and my friends go off for a 'couple of days' we always call it a couple of days even though we ask for about a week off of work. i guess we just call it a couple of days in the hope that we'll ACTUALLY be back home in two instead of fucking six or so. and every semester its the same go to a major city with a bunch of money and leave with nothing but 100 bucks worth of gummie worms, no underwear, and all our left shoes painted in bright neon colors........ though the weird things we get from our trips changes from year to year. though thankfully this year we didn't spend all our money on booze, ganja, and whatever 'party favors' we can find. this time i acutally got a new t-shirt, sure its for a cruise line that only caters to the elderly but beggers cant be choosers. but anyways i get back and with far fewer brains cells and trying to figure out what i missed out on in my life and in my wonderfully naughty stories and now you seem to think im mad with you..................................which im not btw. i understand sometimes i can come across as a little girly i suppose. but i take no offense because i am actually quite comfortable with myself and my gender/sexuality/personality which for a quick recap from last nights episode is male/straight/fucked up so im okay kitty cat. and just to be clear while were on the whole gender thing are you a boy or a girl. now on to the two chapters i've missed. i've only read 17 just yet so here i go with that.

i loved your spin on the Remus/Harry fight. as usual much more realistic and compelling. from the reasons why remus wanted to dissapear on an adventure to the language used in the fight (which makes it seem far more like grown ups are having an argument versus a couple of 3rd graders) and the length that remus would go to get in good with harry. btw i hope remus gets some balls soon. also i hope that harry does have some balls also in this reality and doesn't stick to basic spells.... though it is fun when someone gets their ass handed to them with basic spells.

oh yes....... now hermione is noticing harry. i likey.

and harry finding regulus' sex toys....... how fitting for a death eater to be that kinky.

now onto the smut............................... im sorry i was day dreaming again. well the smut was GLORIOUS. im so happy that harry finally found a good medium in his punishments of luna. no longer wild, random, and dangerous. but now cool and calculated. though still quite HOTTTTTT. and the fisting. holy shit wasn't expecting that. nor all the dping. though it was quite nice. and the snitch being a clit stimulant was genious. and im now so happy that they have completely fallen into the Master/Slave role so seemlessly........... and that line at the end "Luna you reilize your completely mine now" i think i kinda drooled a little bit. now.... onto the next chapter. also spunk on the face is fine with me
person tommye
schedule April 16, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Just started reading this story a couple of days ago. And have already read the first 18 chapters. It is one of the best fan-fics I have read (although I'm not really into BDSM). I loved it when everybody found out about Harry's dirty little secret. And I think It's great that you've started to mention Hermione more now.

Keep it up
Update very soon
person tommye
schedule April 16, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Also I never did understand why in Chapter 13 Harry was giving Lupin the mean looks over the table and thinking about him 'That's right bitch, eat your meat'. I never got what Lupin did wrong that made him glare at him a few times.
Please could you explain

Thank You

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