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Great story so far! Way to keep everyone in character. Although, I have to selfishly say that I WISH you would update more often! I love your writing :)

SEROUSLY?! You're going to stop there? Ah, *dramatic wand flourish, with stabbing motion* "Goethe!" My long-dead philosopher is difficult to read. But so am I. If your hubby survived, I suppose my friend can, too. But *score* his visa was declined. Should I be happy about that? Probably not. I love Pud--fantastic. "Hadn't a damn thing to wear."--what does one wear to a forced marriage in a prison? I don't think I have the proper attire, either. Oh, and THANK YOU for not making Snape's middle name "Tobias."

all i have to say is hurry up with the next chapter. haha

Hi AV. I have a theory about him, but I will hold out on it for another update to see if I am anywhere near right. lol And, I have to agree with him, I think scared, lost girl is much closer. I see your Hermione to be a lot like me, fearless and completely in charge...on the outside, but a complete mess on the inside. *shrug* And, Severus, oh Sev...um, why should she be so scared? Again...I have my theories. ha ha

Thanks! HG4eva

Haha, "How do you respond to something like that,

Oh, my dear, I have a feeling a few dishes may be broken--probably not out of joy. As it happens, one of my best friends is Jewish--highly unusual in this, erm, area--which was really cool until he decided he was going to up and leave me in this hell hole for Israel and the army. Bah! *deep breath* The only Ffoulkes I know was a curator of the British Museum many, many years ago, and that was a C. J. Ffoulkes (interested in armor and weaponry).

Back to... pertinent things (sorry, my mind works in weird, weird ways and it's very hard to censor), I love that Hermione said "and maybe monkeys will fly out my butt"--that is fantastic. And when Snape found out he was THE LAST deatheater--well, let's just put it this way--robes-60 galleons, wand-40 galleons, finding out you're the end of an era-priceless. As priceless as the discussion of Hermione's "needs" and the technicalities. "And that was how precious bits were lost." I love the fact that they carry on like that in spite of the fact that there's someone else there. Neither of them are the type to give a damn about what other people think.

Oh, and I will be a friend. Congrats on the lj. You will recognize my lj name as it implies marriage to a long deceased philosopher, but I don't want to type it here.

Haha, I just started reading this... and I must say that I loved the first chapter! Very humorous. I look forward to reading more :]

-A new but faithful reviewing reader,
Eloquence

Hilarious!Love the story!

OOh Hermione is a hard ass!! I like that she's not playing the victim here. Can't wait for the next chapter.
Added ya on live Journal. Are you on WIKTT???