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I don't know how you can make furious masturbation poetic, but you do.
Congrats, I am completely, unspeakably entranced with your writing.

and i know this isn't the place for it, please forgive me. and don't know if Snapes_Goddess will read this, but that was Mastering Temptation wasn't it? with Lucius and Monty Python? i completely adore that story, and it will always hold a special place in my heart as being my first HG/SS. just wanted to tell you that ^^

Oh, Christ. I laughed so hard that I barely made it to the loo in time. These house elves sound like the ones my mother and I would have (our pets are all insane, we never have any normal ones, would be the same with house elves).

Yet another great chapter added on! Did you see U2 perform at the Grammy's? Looked like Bono was trying to bring back Zoo TV! Oh and to make you happy...this album (according to my sources) is more Popish than any other album (don't worry I agree it is a great album...as is Zooropa!)

You and your fantastic beta are right out of your minds which can only mean that we could be great friends. The previous chapter was a hoot! I couldn't stop laughing! Truly a gifted author!

How about 'Confessions of a Deatheater'?

I like the idea of Bellatrix having some good in her and not prolonging the children

I already entered--"I, Snape" remember? Good citrus, by the way.

I did not get a chanced to comment on the Dinsey inspired house eleves so I will now ha ha ha he he he!!!! I read that chapter twice because it was so funny. I does take a bit to make me laugh so thank you. I love that you incorporate Monty Python, so few Americans seems to get them, I often think it is only the Brits and varoious collonies that truely apprectiate what a Naughty Boy Brian is. Still loving the story and the building smutt. Hip Hip Horay

"He rendered her immobile from the intensity of his hurt." How long does he get to indulge in self flagination? At some point I'm thinking she'll say, "Enough is enough" or maybe he will.

For some reason, the scene from Life of Brian kept flashing in my mind while reading this chapter, it's when the crucifees are singing, "Look on the Bright Side of Life." "Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say: some things in live are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble; give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best. And... always look on the bright side of life..." Hey, that could be the name of Severus' book: Always look on the bright side of life....

It was such a hot, sweet chapter, thank goodness you got her off the liquid sunshine. Great job AV!