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I've an image of Hermione laying in the middle of Draco's big bed with Draco getting his hair played with on one side, and Studly having his ears scratched on her other! lol! Hermione seems to be a really tactile person, I bet 'proper pureblood manners' mean that Draco's never had much physical contact since he became 9 or 10. I can see him being cuddled as an infant and small child - but after reaching 9 or 10 that the 'pureblood manners' (or whatever you want to call it, properness?) stopped the cuddles and hugs. I wonder if Lucius has ever hugged his son?

I have a pair of 'invisible knickers' - they are the most comfortable pair in EXISTENCE! They're seam-free and so light and gently hug your figure. They're

First he plays in a band and drives a motorcycle, he gives great gifts,is sweet to his dog, now he's handy around the house, not to mention the mind blowing sex. I'll take two please.
And as for the HP line of vibrators, I'll take them all.

Is Studley's past the reason why he's so frightened of the floo?

How old are they, did you say?

My Granddad HAD to have the stripes on his four lawns absolutely PERFECT. I got told off when he came out of hospital and I cut his grass, my stripes went the wrong way.

Draco can do my garden, I hate mowing the lawn!

Boobs... riiiiiiiiight.

Draco and Hermione siting in a tree... lol.

What happened to the dog in all of this? Is he still chasing bunnies? Will he chase a few of mine? Plot bunnies running rampant at the moment!

I've more products for your shop! Or, more accurately, accessories! lol!

Cases for toys:

The wooly jumper: a traditionally knitted case of maroon wool, personalisation with your initials at no extra charge. Perfect for 'The Ronald Weasley'

Cloaks and crowns: a black velvet case lined in green satin, a delicately embroidered crown over the top of the 'head' of the toy. Matches brilliantly with 'The Slytherin Prince'

Bolt: A midnight blue plastic case with bolts of fork lightning engraved. Also suitable for carrying makeup and other essentials - its a once case fits all product!

Nobody knows: The case that nobody would batter an eyelid at! Its more of a soft, subtle leather handbag with a hidden pocket for your toy - you can take it anywhere, anytime - and nobody would be any the wiser. A perfect match for the luscious mouthful range of toys.

Glass: Do you want to keep your 'potion's master' happy? Well, the perfectly blown glass case is ideal! Breakproof opaque glass hides your toy from view, and it wouldn't look out of place on the mantelpiece, its so brilliantly crafted! Comes with pockets to slip vials of your facourite lube brew into.

Bad boy: Everyone loves the darkness once in a while - and the 'Dark Lord' would relish being kept in this storm grey silk case, with little metal studs all over to emphasise the bad image. Has little leather carry handles and fastens with a skull padlock.


*hides head in shame*

I adored this chapter!! Something about Draco finding happiness in domestic chores makes me smile. I love how you wrote Harry in this chapter (story) as well....much better than the jerk you wrote him as in the Adventurous Hearts series. He handled Draco's questioning with sincerity and honesty, and he could see how much Mione means to Draco. I think thats all Harry cares about, Mione's happiness. Its sweet to see Draco get all jealous over Mione's lawn boy...and i have decided that Draco can come over and play lawn boy for me anytime.

ahhh, i sense some trouble first though before our couple finds their happily ever after. Will the elder Malfoy's be making there entrance soon?

Brilliantly written as always!

Love
LadyB
xoxoxo

P.S.
I thought Draco's line about Harry getting boobs was absolutely hysterical!! Wonder how Ginny would feel about that? LMAO

OMG...I just read Utopia's review...please tell her I am putting in my order for the Slytherin Prince case.....where shall I send my check? LMAO please tell her i thought her cases are a brilliant addition to our line of HP 'toys'!!!!

=)

Lady B

Wonderful chapter! Draco the lawn boy! It's so funny, seeing your comments, and wondering what prompted them! Your response to Utopia was a hoot! We did the same with our boys, and my hubby's an OB/Gyn. There are actually some studies dealing with better penile health due to the circumcision and all. Update when you can. I love this story! :D

OMG! You need to keep Utopia on the payroll! The descriptions for the 'toy' cases are hysterical! And, as for you, Utopia, may I please have an update on Owl and Pussycat? Pretty please? :D

I love when men feel the urge to be all manly. Its very sexy. I see that the same thing is here too!! Funny, sexy, and very charming chapter!!

You should start a mail order business! I wish I had a "Wicked Witch" store by me! Hm, it would have to be somewhere that us normal gals could shop. Not like VS, where you have to be skinny w/ big boobs & under 30! Oh yeah, the story... Loved the update! Draco seems so, so, human. I love his jealousy & the way he is trying to impress Hermione without even knowing he's doing it. I can't wait for the bath!