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July 3, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Hahaha, loved the part Severus sleeping at Hogwarts to avoid a sexy Hermione who is angry with him.
Great story. I love it.
Great story. I love it.
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July 3, 2008 at 12:00 AM
dear god i hope he didn't get a prostitute for james...both female snapes will have severus on a stick (if there is anything left of him) LOL!!!
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July 3, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Hermione should have been sneakier and put the repealing charm on herself and let Severus find out the hard way how the boy felt. Nothing works better sometimes than a dose of your own medicine. LOL Great story. My Daddy could sympathize as he had five daughters and no sons (or magic)to help him.
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July 3, 2008 at 12:00 AM
oh my god that is sooo funny... and raucous yeah that raven is hysterical... i was laughing sooo hard when i read how stella handled him that was funny i bet he will have a nice little surprise for her the next time.... i wonder what severus has up his sleeve
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June 30, 2008 at 12:00 AM
HA HA oh gods hat was just *giggles*
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June 30, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Oh, I like this story and I understand Hermione and Jaden.
"Pretty boys" can be sooooo boring.
Thanks for the new chapter.
"Pretty boys" can be sooooo boring.
Thanks for the new chapter.
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June 30, 2008 at 12:00 AM
ha ha. I LOVE this story (even though you don't call it a story). It's brilliant!
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June 30, 2008 at 12:00 AM
I swear, this is EXACTLY my father...
I took after him strongly and was the first born in a litter of four, and the only girl. I might as well have worn a chastitiy belt, not that he would ever admit to anything. I was 16 and sneaking to the movies with my guys under the cover of going with female friends, (Luckily they would need a ride anyway, we'd just split up once we got there.) and giving short lies whenever questioned. "Nope." "Don't have a boyfriend." "I was with Sarah." "Of course it's an all girls party."
The real kicker is that when one of my little brothers, and I mean like seven or eight, started to pursue the girls in his class, Daddy was all for it. His little "ladies man", he was so proud, I swear I could have killed him. I tore him apart verbally for his sexist tendencies, "Why do men always have to be the chasers? Why are they heros while we're sluts? If a girl want's to get down and do the dirty with a guy, why does he get praise and she get critisism?" and then proceeded to confess my own romantic life until he was red in the face and spluttering. "I've dated seven guys this last year, Daddy. Seven. None of them were serious, but all of them were fun."
I can really feel for Jaden, I find the best defence is a good offence, maybe she should confront her Daddikins and try to re humanize herself, make her seem like a person, not just his daughter...
Or she could find some way to hex him back. Impotency or some such. Totally innocent as she says "But Daddy, it's not healthy for someone you're age to be rutting like a teenager. You could throw out a hip. It's for your own good, I just want what's best for you because I love you."
Sometimes I wish wands were real.
I took after him strongly and was the first born in a litter of four, and the only girl. I might as well have worn a chastitiy belt, not that he would ever admit to anything. I was 16 and sneaking to the movies with my guys under the cover of going with female friends, (Luckily they would need a ride anyway, we'd just split up once we got there.) and giving short lies whenever questioned. "Nope." "Don't have a boyfriend." "I was with Sarah." "Of course it's an all girls party."
The real kicker is that when one of my little brothers, and I mean like seven or eight, started to pursue the girls in his class, Daddy was all for it. His little "ladies man", he was so proud, I swear I could have killed him. I tore him apart verbally for his sexist tendencies, "Why do men always have to be the chasers? Why are they heros while we're sluts? If a girl want's to get down and do the dirty with a guy, why does he get praise and she get critisism?" and then proceeded to confess my own romantic life until he was red in the face and spluttering. "I've dated seven guys this last year, Daddy. Seven. None of them were serious, but all of them were fun."
I can really feel for Jaden, I find the best defence is a good offence, maybe she should confront her Daddikins and try to re humanize herself, make her seem like a person, not just his daughter...
Or she could find some way to hex him back. Impotency or some such. Totally innocent as she says "But Daddy, it's not healthy for someone you're age to be rutting like a teenager. You could throw out a hip. It's for your own good, I just want what's best for you because I love you."
Sometimes I wish wands were real.
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June 30, 2008 at 12:00 AM
When I read the title Daddy Dearest.... I was sure this was the follow up to the 'Mathias' Daddy Dearest. I almost squealed with delight. But then, when I realized he wasn't in it, I still liked it! HeeHee. And Snape is such a conniving ass, isn't he? I hope Hermione finds out, and makes him sleep on the couch permanently. And 'Touch-Her-Not' charm... absolutely brilliant. And another question.
Remember that story where Hermione is an evil bitch, and she seduces Snape, and then he dies, and he searches for revenge after death... did you ever plan on continuing that? I loved that story.
Remember that story where Hermione is an evil bitch, and she seduces Snape, and then he dies, and he searches for revenge after death... did you ever plan on continuing that? I loved that story.
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June 30, 2008 at 12:00 AM
This is great, Ms_Figg! I've always imagined Severus as the type of father who glares to death his daughter's boyfriend when he comes to pick her up and waits in the dark with a loaded gun...er, wand, peeking through the curtains to see if they 'misbehave'when they come back. I like Jaden very much, I know she's goind to get what she wants in the ends. All little girls have to grow up *sigh*.