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I would say poor Luce, but he brought it all on himself.

I like this story so far and I can't wait for more to be added.

Ohhhh, and now the elves are against him, too. If he wasn't such a bastard, I'd feel bad for ol' Lucius.

And oh, no. I don't think he can cope well at all. Look at the Chamber of Secrets! He was ready to AK Harry for losing him DOBBY!

I can't wait to see what ridiculous plan he's come up with.

It truly is the little things that make all the difference. Things like "Elf" instead of calling him by name, "criminally expensive wine", "a thoroughly annoyed Severus Snape.." and lines like "Around him everyone seemed to be flaunting the fact of their sexual congresses in his face." And only Lucius would think that his limp dick was affecting his ability to be evil! You write Lucius so well!! I love this story, and I can't wait to see what new heights of evil Lucius will reach with the plan he's formulating. What does he have in mind?! And Narcissa, still dying to see what she's going to get up to. You must update soon!



(and a little shout out to Cravedom for that priceless review she left you! I'm still laughing over that!)

Here's your review, now post the next chapter!!!!! LOL....just kidding. Still, although I'm not that anxious to read about Studdy's dick, the thought of Lucius scampering about naked whilst his mother screeches at him is almost too funny to resist! Also, I'm dying to know what the potion Studdy took did to him. This is a cliffie in disguise, but you're not fooling me, Missy! Update! Immediately!

Go Studdy Go! Aw, the poor thing! Too sweet to belong to Lucius, that's for sure.

aww that poor house elf...but yaya more stories form you loving it all

Lol "pooooooor" Lucius. YAY! Sequel! ^_^

Lolll Narcissa is a bitch! Of course Lucius aint that much better but REALLY. Update soon!!

Oh that's it...blame me for your.....yeah..alright, turn about is fair play I suppose. After all, "Green Is The Colour Of...." is all your fault!!!! As is "I'll Be Home For Christmas" come to that! So, there you go! (yeah, yeah, shut it about the shameless plugging!)


Thanks for the dedication (I think....hmm) and thanks for writing this! I so wanted to read Lucius' reaction/POV and you're delivering, so I'll take the liberty of looking upon this as being just for me...(ahem!)

Seriously, this is excellent, (and I'm so glad now you didn't show me beforehand!) well written, as always from you, and very Lucius! I love how you've got his arrogance coming through loud and clear, along with his thirst for revenge and you've made him funny too! "..crass infringement of my person." "Especially as it seems I will not be doing any breeding for the foreseeable future." lines like that are so Lucius, and hilarious at the same time. Bravo! I can't wait to read the rest of it! Update! Soon!

Another update so soon?! I love it when you do as I ask! LOL!

Lucius has some evil ways, but a woman scorned?? If I were Luc, I think I'd be a little wary of pissing off the Missus right now. The Wrath of Narcissa is nothing to laugh at, I'm sure! Not that I feel sorry for Lucius in any way after what he did to Severus, but I am curious to see what he's got in mind for revenge. And I'm dying to know what Narcissa is up to! Yay! On with the fun an games! Update! You must!!!