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I just knew that Lucius would be a hoot in the bath - 'tootsie toil'; classic!

He's very likeable now, what with all these new-found honest impulses and moral scruples. I'm always somewhat relieved when Lucius (or Snape) confess to not being involved in/enjoying rape. Hermione still can't quite get her head round it - making slightly aggressive comments like the one about the leg-humping dog. Oh, she is SO in for an education of a different kind. Heh.

Marvellous; my favourite chapter so far, I think.

LOL at Lucius and his crimson periscope.

So that's what bathtime is like when you don't have kids? Nice!

Chapter 23 is 'The One' you say! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Let's hope Hermione doesn't spoil it for us. She's starting to annoy me a bit. I get that she's been hurt in the past but she needs to just stop thinking so much and take her medicine.

I wonder if Dr Lucius makes house calls....

500!

Can I hae a random posey of pretty flowers?

Good grief! The bloke caresses his shoes lovingly?

Can't the man just ask nicely and say please? For all his gentlemanly ways his manners need work! He's like a spoilt brat at times!

lol: crimson periscope!

Andy has washed my feet once - and got kicked in the face or it. Tickly feet give really nasty jerking reactions. Lucius is a brave man.

No, men don't go for brains. I think it wounds their egos when a woman is smarter than them.

Shampoo does come in solid form! And I swear by it! A company called Lush make bath stuff from all natural products and it's all veggie too! I love their Godiva solid shampoo and it makes my hair lovely! They do a solid conditioner too. I don't know if they have USA shops, but they do have internet sales.

Every bloke turns into a cat when you wash his hair for him! lol!

awwww. nice apologies from both, and a nice clean air for loving.

Hello again! I haven't read any of your reviews, but it kinda sounds like you're under pressure to provide some lemonpie. Now don't get me wrong, lemon's my favourite type of pie, but I don't just read your writing for the smutty goodness (as deliciously written as it may be), I read it for the wonderful verbal interplay between the characters and well, just the excellent standard of writing in general. Also you need all the anticipation and suspense for the lemon to have maximum effect!

stormflora :)

it better be happening in the next chapter. please keep up the good work. happy birthday.

Oh, Hermione and her diversionary tactics. And you and your painfully (for the reader) prolonged foreplay! It's a testament to your talent that you've gotten us all to wait 22+ chapters for smut without anyone lynching you (said with much love of course). People get pissy with me if I make them wait TEN chapters...I guess we're just not the PWP type.

Who among us wouldn't want to be Hermione right now? *sighs as her eyes glaze over*

Oh...what? Oh yes, review. I love Lucius's seductive behavior in this chapter. I can definitely picture him like a big cat, rubbing all over her in all the right places. If Hermione doesn't loosen up soon, I'm gonna bean her. Good background on her sexual hang-ups...maybe I'll go and bean Roger Davies, instead. Ron is just...Ron and it isn't our fault that as a character he tends to be a little inept. But there was no excuse for Roger's cruelty.

Have I mentioned that it tickles me that you have 'HUMOR' listed as a warning in the story description?

Well, I'm waiting for you to set the bar... *grin*

Crimsom periscope made my day. As a teacher it drives me nuts when a student asks if they "can" go to the restroom. Yeah for correct grammar!

My goodness what a bath experience that must be. Thanks for the update!

Isn't it traditional to receive gifts on your birthday? Thanks so much for your generous spirit in giving us another chapter, all I can do is give you a heartfelt thank you note in return and wish that every fanfic writer had as strong a grasp of language and banter as you do... sigh!