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'He had never once thought being considerate of others would include spanking harlots.'

LMAO. That has got to be one of the best lines of any fic I've ever read. It sums up Lucius's considerate nature perfectly.

Hermione and her role-playing was funny. I actually read that part with a Fleur-ish accent in my head. See, she didn't know what she was missing out on. I bet she's a closet masochist and her next pick of the paintings will shock the pantaloons off dear Lucius.

More lemonade? Why I'd love some, thanks

An excellent chapter. I can't wait to read more.

YAY! I got my lemonade and let me tell you it was GOOD! lol. Awesome part! Can't wait for more!

Ah, her French accent is just terrible. I think she should have not reverted back and forth between French; I mean, she only said, 's'il vous plait' and 'merci' in French and that is very basic... But, I liked how she wanted to be an English tart next time. LOL. Great chapter!

Whoaaaaaa, whoa...*recovers from slack-jawed drooling*

LOVE...IT! So much fun and hotness. You know, I'm quite taken with that whole French maid scenario *takes notes*.

Gorgeous. Will read all over again now...

uhm
I'm no smoker but I think I could use a sigaret right about now pfft

I love your story, sorry I have never gave it a review before but I'm a little unsure about my english, because it's not my first language.

Masquerading as a Pureblood (especially a 19th century one) must be quite daunting! From what I know of Hermione, she isn't much of an actress, so I hope she can keep the illusion going!

Sounds like they need to somehow get involved in the unhappy situation between the young man and the Squib - in order to influence generations down the line. Now I'm wondering if they'll somehow avoid Voldemort being born, or at least have him born in an atmosphere of tolerance of Muggle parentage, and Squibs, so his impact would be substantially lessened.

Clever, clever ideas - I love the way you play with wizarding culture.

I also love your lemons - so delaying the next bit of plotting for one is not really cause for complaint in my book.

Oh the ordeal just to find new clothes to wear. Three hours must have seemed like an eternity to Hermione. Scandalous to want colored underthings, is it? Ooo she will be the talk of the town, or all the ladies will want to copy her and also has colored underthings. Her fumbling description of her 21st century bra and knickers was amusing. At the manor, I really felt for Hermione when Lucius asked about dinner and she had no clue of what was expected of her. Lucius certainly has been patient with her. The episode on the sofa suggests Hermione is not ready to follow through with her promise, yet anyway. How frustrating.

OMG, how wonderful and sweet and manipulative! I love it. What a great way to corner and trap Hermione and yet give her what she really wants and what he really wants. That chapter was inspired.