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for 100 Ways to Kill a Weasley

by Ms_Figg

schedule March 21, 2008 at 12:00 AM
re The Marriage Law, by sinbad--very cute to have such a specific potion--only harmful to males under 30, who knew? I like Snape's running commentary about insufficient and adequate rewards. Very nice closing line also.
schedule March 21, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Curiosity Killed the Weasley, by LadySaphire. What a devious couple! Using poor Remus like that. Well, hopefully Remus found Ron to be tasty. I like your concept of Ron's thought process, how discovering what's in the closet will somehow bring him fame and glory and lots of shags with Hermione.
schedule March 21, 2008 at 12:00 AM
re: "DIE YOU MURDERING BASTARD!" Hermione would be crushed and I'd get a blow job to boot. Love that line. Very clever way to off Ron, and Ron's plot to get rid of Severus as competition is delightfully goofy.
schedule March 19, 2008 at 12:00 AM
I think I am a bit morbid; I just adore this wonderful series of stories on how to kill Ron Weasley, making sure that Severus and Hermione can enjoy their time together without that annoying prat around:-)))Seeing new updates makes me go get a new cup of coffee, make sure I am comfortable and with glee enjoy every fantastic way Ron is removed from the picture:-))
person hey
schedule March 15, 2008 at 12:00 AM
where are the chapters at lately?
person honeybee
schedule March 11, 2008 at 12:00 AM
nonentity: This one was a great twist, I love it. The idea of the Hogwarts ghost population doing it like bunnies all over the castle...ROFL. And tough luck for poor Ron. I hope he meets someone nice in the hot place, lol :)
person coallynn
schedule March 10, 2008 at 12:00 AM
I have to say that #89 "Well, Hell" was a great twist on this challenge and I loved it. I am still trying to think up my own.
person Ms_Figg
schedule March 10, 2008 at 12:00 AM
nonentity: lolol. This was a great addition and different. Well, you did fit the requirements. Severus did survive . . . although he and Hermione were later killed. Still, the idea that Ron became so jealous he actually killed himself to become a ghost is wonderful. lol and the fact he ended up in hell is priceless. Again, a wonderful addition to this little series of Ron deaths. Thank you very much. ****
schedule March 10, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Life is about loopholes. Er, sorry about the squick in the Polyjuice. I guess I should have posted that warning after all. Poor Hagrid needs to get laid more though; he's a sweet guy, despite his disturbing grooming habits. Glad no one's been offended yet about the religion parts in Well, Hell. I'm from the NYC metropolitan area, so comparative religion is sort of par for the course . . .
person Ms_Figg
schedule March 10, 2008 at 12:00 AM
nonentity: I've personally always believed there are an endless number of cosmic plans for our continuity which pretty much depends on either your belief or . . . just who you are. Possibly, there are heavens for the christians, nirvanas for the buddhists, paradises and virgins for the muslims, and hells for those who believe or deserve or just end up in it. I don't know if that's all there is, but I doubt it. "As above so below," the adage goes, and here on earth there are endless cultures, lands, languages and places where those of the same mind, hearts and belief congregate. If we're to believe those words . . . then there a good chance there's more waiting for us at the end of the road than we can ever know. I don't think we just fade away, because that would be a waste of experience and the universe wastes nothing. Those who profess a certain faith, I wish them all the best but I think an open mind and heart is another kind of faith . . . and a good one. :) Didn't mean to go into a monologue, just trying to say I hope no one was upset at your dip into faith or as some might even say, mythology. I know I'm not. I thought it brilliant.