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The death by sex is funny and gruesome. Absolutely horrifying for poor Hermione. The bit about her being smug about getting to tutor him was cute, and her irritation that he wasn't moving. I thought Snape gave Ron something to make him extra jittery, but it's funnier that Ron just died from shock/happiness. Snape's going to have a hard time convincing Hermione to boff him though . .

Although if you want to get technical, I think newly dead people lose all muscle control, so I think Ron would have softened up very fast? It takes a while for rigor mortis to set in.

I am ROFLMAO ... love the inventiveness, although the cannibals were a nice twist. Somehow a tiny little plot bunny is hopping around my living room now, whispering at me, "Can you believe no one thought of ..." and begging with cute little brown bunny eyes. Maybe if I type work REALLY fast ... I can feed the bunny later.

Thanks to y'all for sharing.

Pitt

Now, what kind of quest required Ron to be naked in a pit of fire ants???? lololol. We have them here and even one bite is like being pricked by a pitchfork from the fires of Hell. :::shakes head:::: Woo, what a way to go.

hahahahahaha. that second chapter had me crying. omg. beautiful. just beautiful. can't wait to see what else y'all have got.

Oh you tempt me so, Ms Figg.

Densaugeo : Do it! Do it! I know there are SO many people who want to vent. This is the perfect opportunity. :)))