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for 100 Ways to Kill a Weasley

by Ms_Figg

person kmplease
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
To Lisa- Jean,
That was the best story!! I need a good laugh and this story really brighten up my day, I love everything about it. I mean Hermione being a whore that was unexpected but super funny!!
person kmplease
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Oh man to Lisa Jean again that was awesome and very cruel but Snape for Ron thats a noble cause!!
person Densaugeo
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Figg, I just came up with an idea for the death of Ron that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Oh man...gimme a day. This is going to be too funny!!
person snapeaddiction
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Chapter four is brilliant!
person Ms_Figg
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Oh man . . . I was asleep (banana 99 induced) Woke up like Ron did, a call of nature . . . then checked this. You guys are BRILLANT!!! I choked laughing at these deaths. Poor Ron. Poor, poor Ron. Thank you soooooo much! lol. Snape is dastardly in most of them, which I doubly love. ****
person Ms_Figg
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Oh man . . . lol. Death by sex. Hahahaha. I love it. Poor Ron. At least he went out happy. A bit squicked at Hermione humping a dead man, but . . . what can you do? It was even rather sweet at the end. Enjoyed.
person Ms_Figg
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Hm. Let's see:

Death by Lion, straight up "Avada Kedavra'd (quite expedient and to the point)," eaten by cannibals (lolol), death by Basilisk tooth (snicker), Just plain shoved out a turret window (lol) and to top it off, Death by Poontang ROFL!

:::wipes eyes:::

I'm loving this although I'm imagining the ire of those who love Ron Weasley. I know they're out there someplace shaking their fists at us. lololol. But this is great. Thanks ya'll
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Ms. Figg, I have to confess-I'm a Ron Weasley fan but I couldn't resist this challenge because it's such a clever idea and to be frank, even though I like them as a couple, I'm still surprised Ron got the girl. This was a great way to honor Snape, R.I.P.
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
angelprince, the found ring and the bad-smelling armpits were hysterical. I like that Severus makes a huge effort with a picnic.
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
By the way, you people are evil. Attacked by lions and eaten by cannibals? The dragon fang was particularly clever; I like how long it took for him to do his laundry. (Obviously a bachelor male.) "I do Miss Granger" was amusingly pithy.