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October 25, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Love it, please update soon!!
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October 25, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Wouldn't it be fabulous if we could get our menfolk to experience what it's like to be a woman for a while?! Period cramps, tender breasts, fluid retention, mood swings, acne break outs, etc. Think how much sympathy we'd get - not to mention wine and chocolate! And as I said before, if we could get them to experience childbirth - hell, they'd practically start worshipping us as the goddesses we are!
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October 25, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Hmm bear hugs... *purrr*
Three cheers for chapter 6! Enjoyable, fun and so very true to the uncontrollable emotional turmoil that our stupid hormones inflict upon us all too often.
Of course the best line is Malfoy's thought that menopause would be a welcome relief...I'd like to see him go through hot flashes! Muahahaha!
*hands you a bar of Honeyduke's Bittersweet Chocolate*
Three cheers for chapter 6! Enjoyable, fun and so very true to the uncontrollable emotional turmoil that our stupid hormones inflict upon us all too often.
Of course the best line is Malfoy's thought that menopause would be a welcome relief...I'd like to see him go through hot flashes! Muahahaha!
*hands you a bar of Honeyduke's Bittersweet Chocolate*
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October 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Legoas and Draco? Nah, give me Legolas and Lucius - I'd rather have the more eloquent and intelligent version! lol!
Draco needs to discover Green & Blacks organic bitter chocolate ice-cream, or the 85% stuff. The cocoa content contains chemicals that stimulate the brain and actually make you feel happy - craving chocolate is a perfectly JUSTIFIABLE thing! But it needs to be a minimum of about 60% cocoa to do the job. Draco may want to invest in evening primrose oil - it contains something I can't spell that eases things slightly.
Poor baby, I wanted to hug him too. Bless his little cotton socks for breaking down like that! I think more than the last two days hit him - more like most of his life and his actions!
Tampons aren't the best choice for a first-timer really, towels would be easier for him/her and a lot faster for a between lessons bathroom break. I'd also suggest a hot water bottle and a bottle of Marjoram essential oil - 4 drops rubbed on the lower abdomen eases things for me, and the scent is uplifting.
What WAS that connection? Was it Draco's lack of previous attention? Or perhaps something more?
A nice chapter, revealing quite a bit.
10/10
Draco needs to discover Green & Blacks organic bitter chocolate ice-cream, or the 85% stuff. The cocoa content contains chemicals that stimulate the brain and actually make you feel happy - craving chocolate is a perfectly JUSTIFIABLE thing! But it needs to be a minimum of about 60% cocoa to do the job. Draco may want to invest in evening primrose oil - it contains something I can't spell that eases things slightly.
Poor baby, I wanted to hug him too. Bless his little cotton socks for breaking down like that! I think more than the last two days hit him - more like most of his life and his actions!
Tampons aren't the best choice for a first-timer really, towels would be easier for him/her and a lot faster for a between lessons bathroom break. I'd also suggest a hot water bottle and a bottle of Marjoram essential oil - 4 drops rubbed on the lower abdomen eases things for me, and the scent is uplifting.
What WAS that connection? Was it Draco's lack of previous attention? Or perhaps something more?
A nice chapter, revealing quite a bit.
10/10
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October 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Ha Ha I absolutely love this. It would be super funny having Harry and Blaise chasing Draco around while he is a girl and then eventually liking Hermione. It would be like all hell breaking loose but it would be great. I can just imagine some of the cornering done to Draco by Harry and Blaise. And then when Draco turns back into a boy and if they found out they were in love/lusting for was Draco would be hilarious. Anyways I hope you update soon. I really want to know what is going to happen next.
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October 15, 2007 at 12:00 AM
(Regarding Chapter One)
What the HECK did Neville do wrong to manage that!?! If it was a potion to ease menstrual pains, then I could understand the feminine reference... but still... that's impressive, in a rather macarbe way!
I like how they blindfolded him/her before Malfoy woke up. Was it an instant change, was he female when he was carried to the hospital wing, or was it a little bit more gradual?
I thought they'd have a spare set of clothes handy, hospital gowns tend to be backless and do a rubbish job at providing heat (trust me, I know).
Why is Dumbledore so happy? Is this little plot of his design, a method to change Malfoy's attitudes or is he finding this just as amusing as the rest of us?
Is the woman you're describing Draco, if he was actually born with XX chromosomes, rather than XY? Though, you did say he didn't look like his mother, but the blonde hair, blue eyes are recessive genes - so evidently run in the family - perhaps he resembles a great, great grandmother?
I did actually quite like how he was going to 'explore' his body to make him a better shag - typical, but it shows he isn't as selfish in bed as out of it; he wants his partners to enjoy it and pass on his reputation as a sex god! Anybody got the guts to introduce him to the rampant rabbit and a packet of batteries - that would show that women only need men because the lawn won't mow itself! LOL! And a bloke experiencing female orgasm, which lasts ten seconds longer than the male one (on average), is more intense and is ready to go again (and again and again and again...) in a few minutes!
I'm enjoying this fic a LOT, please continue it - just to keep us ladies giggling and cheering!
What the HECK did Neville do wrong to manage that!?! If it was a potion to ease menstrual pains, then I could understand the feminine reference... but still... that's impressive, in a rather macarbe way!
I like how they blindfolded him/her before Malfoy woke up. Was it an instant change, was he female when he was carried to the hospital wing, or was it a little bit more gradual?
I thought they'd have a spare set of clothes handy, hospital gowns tend to be backless and do a rubbish job at providing heat (trust me, I know).
Why is Dumbledore so happy? Is this little plot of his design, a method to change Malfoy's attitudes or is he finding this just as amusing as the rest of us?
Is the woman you're describing Draco, if he was actually born with XX chromosomes, rather than XY? Though, you did say he didn't look like his mother, but the blonde hair, blue eyes are recessive genes - so evidently run in the family - perhaps he resembles a great, great grandmother?
I did actually quite like how he was going to 'explore' his body to make him a better shag - typical, but it shows he isn't as selfish in bed as out of it; he wants his partners to enjoy it and pass on his reputation as a sex god! Anybody got the guts to introduce him to the rampant rabbit and a packet of batteries - that would show that women only need men because the lawn won't mow itself! LOL! And a bloke experiencing female orgasm, which lasts ten seconds longer than the male one (on average), is more intense and is ready to go again (and again and again and again...) in a few minutes!
I'm enjoying this fic a LOT, please continue it - just to keep us ladies giggling and cheering!
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October 15, 2007 at 12:00 AM
(Regarding Chapter Two)
I loved Hermione's little vindictive moment - such a shame her head girl attitude won out! I'd like to see a bit of revenge!
I also liked that you had her laughing her arse off! She's human after all, and would find this amusing!
I thought Draco ALREADY suffered from PMS? He's permanently snippy, permanently moody, very angry, easily p**ed off...
10/10, a real giggle to read; a nice, light-hearted fic that has the reader laughing in sheer vengeful pleasure!
I loved Hermione's little vindictive moment - such a shame her head girl attitude won out! I'd like to see a bit of revenge!
I also liked that you had her laughing her arse off! She's human after all, and would find this amusing!
I thought Draco ALREADY suffered from PMS? He's permanently snippy, permanently moody, very angry, easily p**ed off...
10/10, a real giggle to read; a nice, light-hearted fic that has the reader laughing in sheer vengeful pleasure!
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October 15, 2007 at 12:00 AM
(Regarding Chapter Three)
"How about Jocelyn? Jocelyn...Greenleaf." Bit of a LOTR fan, are we? Though, you have to admit, Legolas is drop-dead-flipping-gorgeous (and he's mine, mine, mine! lol!) I'm a HUGE lord of the rings fan, nice to see the reference creep in!
Poor Hermione, having to once again, be the plain one who's the brains behind the operation! I don't think most of Hogwarts realise she's female, and to have prima donna, model-looks Malfoy (sorry, Greanleaf), coming in and showing her up is probably making her a bit upset.
Once again, a pleasure to read. Thank-you for writing this - you're making my day!
"How about Jocelyn? Jocelyn...Greenleaf." Bit of a LOTR fan, are we? Though, you have to admit, Legolas is drop-dead-flipping-gorgeous (and he's mine, mine, mine! lol!) I'm a HUGE lord of the rings fan, nice to see the reference creep in!
Poor Hermione, having to once again, be the plain one who's the brains behind the operation! I don't think most of Hogwarts realise she's female, and to have prima donna, model-looks Malfoy (sorry, Greanleaf), coming in and showing her up is probably making her a bit upset.
Once again, a pleasure to read. Thank-you for writing this - you're making my day!
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October 15, 2007 at 12:00 AM
(Regarding Chapter Four)
Malfoy's sleeping in isn't as lazy as Hermione is making out; the female metabolism differs from the male one, so his/her body is having to catch up. Not to mention the multitude of eostrogens and progesterones (and their variations) that are going to be flying around his/her system!
The BRA INCIDENT! Oh, fabulous! He should have swallowed his pride and just asked for help!
Shopping with Malfoy/Greanleaf is like shopping with my boyfriend - he's better at it than me! Who's dress sense is he basing his wardrobe on? I don't think he's a witch weekly subscriber, or a fan of vogue? The outfits are rather skimpy, is this the typical Slytherin female dress code??
Bribing him with eyeliner? Oh, what has the world come to?
Oh, have they got him a new wand? Surely his own will be easily recognised?
Once again, brilliant! 10/10
Malfoy's sleeping in isn't as lazy as Hermione is making out; the female metabolism differs from the male one, so his/her body is having to catch up. Not to mention the multitude of eostrogens and progesterones (and their variations) that are going to be flying around his/her system!
The BRA INCIDENT! Oh, fabulous! He should have swallowed his pride and just asked for help!
Shopping with Malfoy/Greanleaf is like shopping with my boyfriend - he's better at it than me! Who's dress sense is he basing his wardrobe on? I don't think he's a witch weekly subscriber, or a fan of vogue? The outfits are rather skimpy, is this the typical Slytherin female dress code??
Bribing him with eyeliner? Oh, what has the world come to?
Oh, have they got him a new wand? Surely his own will be easily recognised?
Once again, brilliant! 10/10
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October 15, 2007 at 12:00 AM
(regarding chapter five)
I loved how Draco/Greanleaf has realised how the male population of Hogwarts view a pretty girl - from the girls prospective; he/she has probably just realised how demoralising it is to be viewed as just a piece of skirt!
It was so sweet to see Griffindor turn on the slytherins and tell him/her how horrid they are and offer solidarity and instant friendship!
The quidditch conversation was well rescued, mostly through sheer luck on their parts. I can see Ginny and Draco/Greenleaf getting along famously!
Learning to be a girl isn't all that easy... I AM a girl, and I'm rubbish at ladylike!!
I like how Harry is instantly trying to protect her/him from the Hogwarts-man-whore! Its so Harry and very chivalrous; I presume that Draco and Zabini haven't got through the guard-dogs of the Griffindor boys to bed the ladies of that house! All the loyal, p***ed off boys turning on you wouldn't be pretty! Though, Zabini's actions might just give him the slap in the face he needs - his attitude and ego need a reality check.
Oh, Malfoy/Greenleaf - welcome to that time of the month, prepare for cramps, mood swings, uncomfortable feelings downstairs, the biggest knickers you can lay your hands on, chocolate cravings... oh, he's in for SUCH a SHOCK!! I can easily see Hermione having to explain the finer points of tampons or towels!
10/10
I loved how Draco/Greanleaf has realised how the male population of Hogwarts view a pretty girl - from the girls prospective; he/she has probably just realised how demoralising it is to be viewed as just a piece of skirt!
It was so sweet to see Griffindor turn on the slytherins and tell him/her how horrid they are and offer solidarity and instant friendship!
The quidditch conversation was well rescued, mostly through sheer luck on their parts. I can see Ginny and Draco/Greenleaf getting along famously!
Learning to be a girl isn't all that easy... I AM a girl, and I'm rubbish at ladylike!!
I like how Harry is instantly trying to protect her/him from the Hogwarts-man-whore! Its so Harry and very chivalrous; I presume that Draco and Zabini haven't got through the guard-dogs of the Griffindor boys to bed the ladies of that house! All the loyal, p***ed off boys turning on you wouldn't be pretty! Though, Zabini's actions might just give him the slap in the face he needs - his attitude and ego need a reality check.
Oh, Malfoy/Greenleaf - welcome to that time of the month, prepare for cramps, mood swings, uncomfortable feelings downstairs, the biggest knickers you can lay your hands on, chocolate cravings... oh, he's in for SUCH a SHOCK!! I can easily see Hermione having to explain the finer points of tampons or towels!
10/10