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I hafta say that this is hysterical! I\'ve read a lot of SS/HG fics (they\'re kinda my favorite pairing except for the beautifully abusive SS/RW) and (NO OFFENSE REALLY!!!!!!!!! *looks nervous at possibly offending the author of this wonderful fanfic*) the general plot line is an average SS/HG fic, for everyone who can\'t picture mione as having enough of a dark side to straight up fuck a teacher (I\'m about to start a fic w/ that exact plot bunny, please don\'t use it!) but this fic is better than average, in fact, it\'s spectacular!!! You put in the greatest jokes and have such a droll tone throughout the angsty bits that I\'m nearly pissing my pants. I hafta hand it to you, I don\'t know if I\'d be able to do something like this without just making it an out and out parody. (If it\'s completely unintentional, don\'t worry, it just means that either you truly have a great and deeply ingrained gift or I\'m just completely off my rocker :-D) I especially loved the ravenmail, that was the coolest idea ever! Do you mind if I borrow that for one of my fics? I promise to email you and tell you what story it\'s in an all, so you can go check it out and perhaps approve of my lowly writing skills.....*bows down* Thanks and good luck w/ business and writing!
-ailene

\"He wondered idly if they were selling ice cream in hell yet.\"

While it\'s only from the preview, that line is great! It reminds me of another variation I enjoy about hell freezing over from Ruskbytes stories (H/G mostly). Anyway, wonderful chapter. I liked the various lines Hermione was thinking about using. Those were a riot. 2 more chapters!

Congrats on your buisness! Real life does have to take priority. *groan* One whole week...I hope I can make it! :) Good luck!

~Alia

This story makes me happy. It\'s like the three bears... not to slow... not to fast... not to much sex... not to little it\'s just right. In fact it may be perf Th There\'s only one problem. I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy of pleasure-it`s my feeling,my sorceress,every time I find out you`ve updated this fic.This time I regard as the most admirable feature of your writing work the sense of humour in first part of the last chapter-poor Hermiona lost with melted cauldrons and blasted students,apologising to Severus for misunderstanding his teaching methods during her student`s days and the proposal \" Just call him Santa Snape!\"Merlin!I`d pictured it myself-the frightened Hermiona`s face when she`d discovered all destructions after her return to class and,what`s even far more amusing-Snape with signs of sanctity(BTW what kind of things they should be-golden but dirty cauldrons as reminder of the everpresented detentions with scrubbing and cleaning maybe by means of toothbrushes?)I couldn`t help laughing until I really started to choke,my eyes were fulfilled with tears.You should write the HP parody-I enjoy reading such creations as much as romances,especially if Severus is kept in character which bring man many opportunities to make funny situations and verbal cases with Snape as the hero.The second part of the chapter devastated my nerves-Hermiona had unconsiounsly madevereverus mad of jealosy,because she didn`t realize the ambinguity of situation between her and Sirius,nevertheless Snape is sometimes such a stubborn\"dunderhead\"!His best way of claiming to the most desirable woman was getting himseomplompletely inebriated.I`m curious how Hermiona would manage the big adult drunken wizard whom she regards as a man of her life.Have you noticed your fic belongs to the most reviewed on this site?It means you have many engaged readers.Regards from one of them!

Please write more! I loved this chapter.

I absolutley love this! Excellent job! Looking forward to more.

Oh God - A DRUNK sexy Snape!

Just love it! You go Herm!!! !!!

*snickers* That paragraph about giving Severus a recommendation for sainthood was wonderful!

But ARGH! Must they be tortured so? I just keep repeating to myself, 3 more chapters, 3 more chapters before they tog together. Really, it\'s like one step forward, then two steps back!

*sigh* I can\'t wait to read the next chapter. I hope Hermione gives it to him for being so jealous.

~Alia

Bloody helman,man, now you have me *looking FORWARD* to your evil previews! Great chapter! The pair of them don\'t have the common sense ilatilationships that the gods gave goldfish, but at least it makes it entertaining for us. I hope later chapters are longer, this one left me wanting more. Fantastic work as usual!

cool!!
but I WANT ANOTHER UPDATE NOW!!!!

only kidding take your time, it would be a shame to rush a great story like this one.

cant wait for more