rate_review Reviews

This is a really Yummy piece of Lucius goodness. I'm not usually a HG/LM shipper (I'm more or the SS/HG persuasion) but this is BRILLIANT! I can just imagine the Lusious Lucius standing on the patio with a 'Never trust a Skinny Cook' apron on, Hair in a ponytail and the grill all fired up ready for the 'Berkers', an absolutely marvellous mental image!
By the way...You asked what cockles were. If you mean literally, they are a small mollusc, boiled and eaten with vinegar (in the North of England anyway. They are found in abundance on Morecambe beach!) If you mean the 'heart' analogy, it means the deep recesses where the secret loves are kept!
Blessings and I offer chocolate cookies for the muse!
Amethystique x

Why don't you have Harry threaten to break the marriage? Lucius isn't going to be a threat anymore (or so Harry's decided) and he needs Hermione single for some other important alliance? I know it's DREADFULLY old fashioned using marriage to bind allies, but the magical world strikes me as being a bit old fashioned. Then both Lucius and Hermione have to fight to save themselves, and reveal themselves to each other.
BTW i think this story rocks! It's funny and very enjoyable. Well done. :)

I am glad that not every chapter is full of kinky sex, though i do enjoy those chapters as well. Though it is good to read they have a life outwith the bedchamber and they are beginning to get to know each other more and mixing in other company. Love your story keep up the good work looking forward to the next update.

I just realized, burgers aren't particularly British, are they? But then you couldn't make barbecue jokes. Do Brits BBQ en masse, and if so, what do they grill?

Poor Lucius. Maybe Hermione can make it up to him by putting some nice classical on her iPod for him.

Lucius' arse is grass; he stands no chance. Poor bunny. I loved them rowing over the iPod - how reminiscent of my own home life, lol. And Hermione doodling his name on the carrier bags...oops, who hasn't been guilty of that? Very funny, sweet and realistic. (Although we say ketchup on this side of the pond, not catsup - sorry to be pedantic. But I am.)

Hey!
Today I read your FF in one and I have to say: Wow. It's great!
I love it how you show Lucius' and Hermines feelings and how their "forced" marriage turn to love.
And the lemons...hot
LG Nici

Hm, did the meat go bad in the kitchen, while awaiting to be put on ice. Maybe Lucius with use of ipod and burgers will melt a little. I wonder if Hermione has a little plan in the works for more sex? Greatly enjoying the story.

I love this story. Something about Hermione and grown up Slytherins almost always puts me in a happy place. Can't wait for the next chapter.

I am enthralled with this story and truly enjoy a some what befuddled Hermione. Thanks for a trash talking Snape!

You know, that's a really good review recipe. I'm slightly confused about the headphones, though. Does she have the kind that completely covers your ears (which is what it sounds like) or does she have the kind that sticks in your ears because those seem to be much more popular nowadays. That is very kind of Severus to feed her such information, and in such a manner that Ginny doesn't realize anything off. You know, I'm looking forward to the day when Lucius isn't on his probation or whatever anymore and the year is up and they can go out together and they'll be all married for love the way that everyone thiks they were to begin with.