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Hermione had thrown the doors open and asked if they had seen Neville's toad, then commented on Ron's poor spell work and told them her name. Harry scowled at her, thinking she looked like a chipmunk with those big front teeth, but reluctantly gave her his name. Ron did likewise. Then she left.

"She's going to be a horror," Ron commented after the bossy little witch left. "Did you see her hair? What a mess!"

Harry stuck out his front teeth and made chipmunk noises. Ron nearly fell apart with laughter.

"Let's hope she doesn't bite," he quipped.


"It's no wonder no one can stand her," he said to Dean Thomas as they pushed their way into the crowded corridor, "she's a nightmare, honestly."

Neville had been walking behind them and frowned when suddenly someone knocked into him as they hurried past. He heard a small sob and saw it was Hermione. Now Neville really scowled and caught up to Ron.

"Hermione heard you, you know," the Gryffindor said, "you made her cry."

Ron shrugged carelessly and laughed, as did Dean.

"So?" said Ron, grinning at Neville. "She must've noticed she's got no friends."

"She does have friends. I'm her friend," Neville snarled at him.

"That's probably why you're not so popular either," the redhead said, "Granger is a big, fat show-off and nobody likes her, including me. She tries to make everyone think she's smarter than real witches and wizards when she's only a bloody Mud

"And James Potter wasn't awful? His 'Marauders' weren't terrible? You always only saw what you wanted to see. The truth is James was worse than I was. He was a bully and a coward . . . you knew that. I was neither of those things, although I often withheld my hand at your request because they were your 'housemates.' What a fool I was," Snape retorted.

Lily stared at Snape. He was so bitter. Maybe . . . maybe he had a right to be. She had never even considered his side of it. She didn't care to consider it back then. In fact, she wouldn't have given him another thought for the rest of her life if not for the fact Harry was in Slytherin, and he was the Head of House

yup bitch snape is right...i love the maruders but they should of been slytherin. all but remus

Snape looked at the stricken witch, pulled out his wand and did a reduction spell, making her teeth just a bit smaller than they were initially. She was no longer buck-toothed.

"I see no difference, Miss Granger," he said coldly, then assigned Ron a detention and billowed off, Hermione feeling her teeth, then giving everyone around her a perfectly beautiful smile

aww

so nice

btw didnt call you a bitch before.lily

Thank you for updating so quickly! Keep it up, I really like how this story is turning out!

This is hilarious!!! Severus being a Knight to reach his damsel....

can't wait for the next installment!

Fantastic updates! Thanks!

What a fantasy! I'll watch Jason Isaacs in a duel anytime, as long as I'm the prize...what? Oh, yeah, the story. Good chapter, but I do think she's making him work a bit hard for his wedding night. After the dry spell, he might hurt somebody if they get in his way!

yummy...lucius.....though i wouldnt have minded that Adam either....

LOL. Love it. Can't wait to see how the rest of the maze goes

omg. lol. what an awful surprise for severus! it seems a little juvenile for hermione. still i love it and can't to see how it all plays out.