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March 17, 2007 at 12:00 AM
But... but I had to get Harry alone without Draco so that
Severus could confront him. No worries. Our fave snotty blond
will be back in the next chapter, and .. ummm... sorry about the
mess with the rice. O_O
Severus could confront him. No worries. Our fave snotty blond
will be back in the next chapter, and .. ummm... sorry about the
mess with the rice. O_O
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March 17, 2007 at 12:00 AM
I love that last line. It reminds me of a similar one from a movie, only It's good to be the King. Now my imagination is running away with positioning of the second one. Lucky trio is all I can say. Looking forward to more. Keep writing.
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March 17, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Interesting....interesting indeed...War of the Malfoys, omg, I laughed so hard at that! Eau de Skidmark? Where the hell do these ideas come from??? It's okay, because I love this series! Continue it as far as you can!!! And more Draco???? *puppy dog eyes*
-Draca
-Draca
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March 17, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Hi! This is my first review, ever! I absolutely love this story and its prequels! You combine the perfect amount of witty, twisted, irrevrent humor that I (being 1/2 English) so admire! *smirk* Along with some juicy smut combines into one of the most entertaining stories I've ever read and look forward to more! I almost wish you were JKR!!
WARNING: PERSONAL RANT...I had a bad week. My son & I had the flu, and my husband and daughter were being completely obnoxious! I was this close...[]...to putting a bullet, or six, into my head! I sent said offenders to the park and while my son was sleeping, I hunkered down for some escape and came across this gem! I laughed so hard I had a temporary perma-grin stuck on my face for a few hours. I think I scared my husband! 0_o
From Filch and his "pussy" and the giant Jabba the Hut made of snot, from the enlightening antics of Lucius and Riddle..."You made an ugly snake!"..."Blondes are stupid!"...to poor Harry enduring the wrath of his emotionally-impared, pregnant "sex kitten" of a husband and his not-so-approving godfather who only acknowledges him as an intellectually-impaired, over-sexed "sperm-donor"...you weave a wonderfully expressed, unpredictable tale that almost made me piss my knickers! I can't tell you how much I needed that! Thank you!
WARNING: PERSONAL RANT...I had a bad week. My son & I had the flu, and my husband and daughter were being completely obnoxious! I was this close...[]...to putting a bullet, or six, into my head! I sent said offenders to the park and while my son was sleeping, I hunkered down for some escape and came across this gem! I laughed so hard I had a temporary perma-grin stuck on my face for a few hours. I think I scared my husband! 0_o
From Filch and his "pussy" and the giant Jabba the Hut made of snot, from the enlightening antics of Lucius and Riddle..."You made an ugly snake!"..."Blondes are stupid!"...to poor Harry enduring the wrath of his emotionally-impared, pregnant "sex kitten" of a husband and his not-so-approving godfather who only acknowledges him as an intellectually-impaired, over-sexed "sperm-donor"...you weave a wonderfully expressed, unpredictable tale that almost made me piss my knickers! I can't tell you how much I needed that! Thank you!
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March 17, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 18--YAY FOR LUCIUS!!!!! It's pathetic how happy I was to see the Duff changes in him! I was like "Yay, now they can get together!" And the "war of the Malfoys" reminded me of the angry-fights-that-led-to-hot-sex that I had with my most recent ex...("bitch" "bastard" hahaha I LOVE IT!)
OMFG "shin stalker"??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING hysterical! and for the last part....
*blink blink* *crickets* OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! TOTALLY did NOT see that particular plot twist coming! And the threesome.......wow just wow...holy fuck
and lastly, my Draco wasn't featured in this chapter! :( Poor thing's probably stuck in bed, pregnant as hell. I expect that we will have more Draco-y goodness in the next chapter (which needs to be...RIGHT NOW...haha j/k) But soon?
OMFG "shin stalker"??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING hysterical! and for the last part....
*blink blink* *crickets* OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! TOTALLY did NOT see that particular plot twist coming! And the threesome.......wow just wow...holy fuck
and lastly, my Draco wasn't featured in this chapter! :( Poor thing's probably stuck in bed, pregnant as hell. I expect that we will have more Draco-y goodness in the next chapter (which needs to be...RIGHT NOW...haha j/k) But soon?
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March 16, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Oh I sooo need chapter 18! I loved Narcissa's comment! She was sooo straight faced about it! And the jar! Harry is in trouble!
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March 16, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Everything up to and including Chapter 17--*hyperventilating* I'm with Draco! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO haha Okay, but seriously, I was hyperventilating for, like, 5 minutes while reading that! I LOVED IT! That was GREAT! OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS STORY IS HILARIOUS AT EVERY TURN!!! I LOVE Draco's mood swings and how he loves Harry one second, and then is going to kill him for getting him pregnant, and then felt the babies and loves him again! I FUCKING LOVE IT! And BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA for Potter being stuck with a Malfoy "too" so that Snape wouldn't suffer alone! THAT WAS GREAT!
and HOLY SHIT I loved it when Harry fucked Draco covered in slime (and "horny as hell")...and then Snape's reaction...SPERM DONOR....OMFG I can't breathe! I'm laughing too hard!
you know what? I even like the Lucius/Snape/Narcissa triangle! Filch/Norris was a little weird, but normally I advocate for strictly Harry/Draco, but I really like the triangle! (wanna see what happens with that!)
And *happy dance* I think I know who is writing "Redemption" on the blackboard...but I won't say anything cuz I don't want to give it away if I know! *smug* Nicely done, though.
and HOLY SHIT I loved it when Harry fucked Draco covered in slime (and "horny as hell")...and then Snape's reaction...SPERM DONOR....OMFG I can't breathe! I'm laughing too hard!
you know what? I even like the Lucius/Snape/Narcissa triangle! Filch/Norris was a little weird, but normally I advocate for strictly Harry/Draco, but I really like the triangle! (wanna see what happens with that!)
And *happy dance* I think I know who is writing "Redemption" on the blackboard...but I won't say anything cuz I don't want to give it away if I know! *smug* Nicely done, though.
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March 15, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Need chapter 17! So if it wasn't Tom then who? And Draco throwing Harry to the sharks like that! He should be ashamed! And Poppy believing him! She should know better!
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March 15, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Seriously... Poppy should know better?
This is the same Harry Potter that jumped Draco when
he was still plastered with Duff snot. lmao
I would probably have believed Draco too.
This is the same Harry Potter that jumped Draco when
he was still plastered with Duff snot. lmao
I would probably have believed Draco too.
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March 15, 2007 at 12:00 AM
That was really nice of Myrtle to forgive Tom. Who is this Monster that you mentioned? What will happen when they get redemption? Will they pass over or are you going to bring them back for a second chance? I would like the later, just to see Severus/Lucius and Narcissa in a threesome. ^_^
Sense I like this Tom I would also like to see him have a second chance with Harry and his kids. (Wishful thinking I know) Please update soon.
Sense I like this Tom I would also like to see him have a second chance with Harry and his kids. (Wishful thinking I know) Please update soon.