rate_review Reviews

'sporting his putrid pussy bonnet and yodeling obscenities.'

Wonderful. Extremely, horribly, terribly, WRONG!!! And yet, really, really, wonderful!

You've managed to make me feel sorry for Lucius! I can only imagine that if he had managed to get both, he would have spent a lot more time fucking, and a lot less time following a madman around. Poor Luci.

damn, i wish this was finished. i haven't laughed that hard or this often in i don't know how long. *wipes laughter tears from eyes for the tenth time today.

UP THE DUFF!!! LOL!! OMG!! LOL!! XDD

I am so in love with this story right now it is not even funny. I was rather proud of myself though as I had guessed that Bella wasn't as dead as one may have thought, but I am squirming with curiosity as to what may happen next. If it isn't to much trouble do you think you could email me when you come up with the next chapter?

Much love,
-Miishii

You are so cruel to your character[ well jk's characters but that is besides the point] that I would call it pure evil at time, and that is why it is one of the best fics I have read in a while. I have no life so all I do all day is read fics.....*sigh* I really need to get a life....so I am really glad that I am reading yours they are funny erotic and really sweet. If you don't get those babies out soon though I think I am going to claw at your face. I want to know what they look like and are you going to keep it going for snapes and trixies/bellas pregnancies?

PLEASE PLEASE FINISH THIS STORY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE FINISH THIS STORY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao! oh i CAN'T WAIT for the next chapter!

(Chapters 1-31)

OMG!!!! I sat here and read all 31 chapters in one go, and laughed my ass off throughout! This is undoubtably the funniest story I have ever read in all the fandom! Absolutely and brilliantly hilarious! Your Severus in particular had me howling with laughter! Please don't let it be too long before the next installment. Absolutely freaking fantastic! I love it!