rate_review Reviews

Did I say in the last chapter that Hermione shouldn't market her ring wands? Cause if I didn't... I meant to... cause Moldie Voldie does not need to be stronger... but perhaps the solicitor could patent it (i think that's the phrase) so nobody else legally can market ring wands *shrug* but then I don't know what plans you have, so continue on .... and I think it's amusing that Severus enjoys making banana splits, lol!

Loving the lemons.^.^ Great job

Oh vigilante Severus!! Hmm what is going to happen to Draco now! i so love evil Malfoys and your villians are deliciously evil in the worst way.

Wayne and Dewyne reminded me of a less funny This is Darryl and my other brother Darryl

Can't you readers wanting lemons appreciate Mrs Figg's stories for their plots first,.. and then for the lemons? Lemons have been done over and over again, but it's the writing that's first class. So how will this story end, Mrs Figg?

I haven't reviewed in a while, but just wanted to say I am certainly enjoying the story. Nice work, Ms. Figg

Lessons I have learned from Ms. Figg:

1. Do not eat anything while reading her stories for fear of choking to death...(imagine the scene with your dead body slumped over the keyboard and one of Figgy's lemons up on the screen...)

2. Do not drink anything while reading one of Figgy's stories...water is a bitch to clean off your monitor, papers and disks not to mention the expense of a new keyboard.

3. Do NOT read one of Figgy's lemons BEFORE work as you will be uncomfortable and thinking about sex all day long ....which is not necessarily a bad thing but can be quite distracting nonetheless.

LOL Figgy you have done it again...those were some seriously hot lemons and I just see the next one coming...pun intended of course...

To answer TT's review---while Ms Figg is undoubtedly the champion of ss/HG stories...her lemons are also unsurpassed. Her plotlines are unreal..she keeps us entertained. You would think that after 28 stories (yup I counted to make sure) since May she would run out of ideas...

But no...every time she starts a new story I think she cannot possibly beat her last one..and so far she always has :)

So I don't know about anyone else..while I love the plots..I love the lemons and the way she builds up to them even more.

I like your story so far but it has recently taken an extremely violent turn, i even felt a bit of bile rise in this last bit of the chapter, really i did. wow. but nevertheless i really love your stories anyways this one particularly good job

umm, maybe you should consider a warning some of these chapters have made me feel quite sick, esspecically the last chapter with snape's talking alone. uehhh... but i still really enjoy your fic

Those poor hitmen. Between Hermione and Sev they are gonna get their arses handed to them.

WoW! Go Hermione! She sure showed him how wicked she could be! I can't wait to read more! Update again and soon! Awesome chapter! Update again and soon!

Your biggest fan,
Tiffany