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oh em eff gee.
SMUT! (or the beginnings of...)

yay.

This is wonderful. YOU are wonderful.
I'm really enjoying the drinks as the chapter titles.
Its inspiring me to try out some new drinks.
I had a very enjoyable weekend.. :D

moremoremoremore?

I love this story, more please!!! I was once forced to drink a cowboy cocksucker...I wonder how Snape would react to that!!! The name is awful but the drink is yummy...Butterscotch Schnapps and Bailey's! Please update soon!!!!

LoL...great chapter...Loved it!!

Whats the next drink...lol

nooooooooo...they are suppose to continue what they started. stupid waitress just HAD to ruin it. argh!!! please update like...now!! please??

YOU TEASE!!!.. It started a bit fast.. but it was nice to finally see them doing something. BUT YOU TEASE ME!! UUGGHH!! He could have taken her on the couch? Cast a vanishing charm on the bed to get rid of the stuff? SOMETHING!! /sigh.

"...Then apparated home for a wank." BEST WAY TO END A CHAPTER.

So, let's see if I can stroke your ego until your plot bunnies cum... Damn. Okay, I don't really have anything to say, but I liked the phrase (and your a/n at the beginning of the chapter). You definitely are wicked. Dragging out the chapters because you know it drives us crazy when we have to wait for the sex scenes to roll on in. Like I have said many times before, if you enjoy the story a lot before you get to the smut, the shagging will be ten times better when it arrives.

Ah, Granger's feet + Snape's erection = OMG HOT! If you can (without making it sound too redundant), add another thing with the feet because it's bloody sexy. Keep up the good work, and I can't wait to read the next chapter. You're very good at setting the mood; not everyone can do it as lovely as you can. Even though the characters are VERY OOC, it's still good. The wording is just ... right. Okee. I'm going to shut up now. CUM YOU FUCKING PLOT BUNNIES! Spray your semen all over the author's keyboard so that this story will continue with quick updates.

Hubba hubba! *rolls tounge back into mouth and wipes off drool* Oh gods I can't wait for the next update!!!! I love you for excepting this challenge!!! :)

oh that is so mean to end the chapter there NO LEMONS... Just the fresh lemon scent. waiting for more. p

mean mean author...get "us" all worked up and just.....leave us amidst packed cardboard boxes and sheetless beds....pins and needles til we hear from you again!

( Looks around) Where'd he go? He was here a minute ago. Damn quick little bugger Snape is. Better use a sticking charm next time Hermione.