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I really like this story alot. Can you please write some more chapters? Or can you write a sequel to this story please?

Really great characterization - I loved it :)

wow! Glad I finally found the time to finish this. It was wonderful!

I've been thinking about it, and I really think you could do a very hot sequel on this. I mean, given Severus's experiences in the past, how would he react to anal sex, or to bondage? I'd love to see him intorduced to more ares of his sexuality. And you could always bring back one of the super-hot women he brushed off while he was celibate for a little Hermione competition?

Even if you don't decide to continue, this was a hot story! You sure do know your lemons, Mrs Figg!

Very hot... but one thing bothers me. I don't know if anyone else mentioned it (but they probably have since you have 200+ reviews.... The number of times you mention Hermiones "amber eyes"... Yeah. We get it. They are amber. You really shouldn't describe them the same way each time. "eyes" is plenty fine after you have already said their color. ^__^;;

Awwwwe. poor wittle Snapsy wapsy is being sexually harassed in the work place. And now he is in effect going to be raped by black mail all to satisfy a bet. He just doesn't understand how much fun "friends with privileges" can be. Maybe he is saving himself for a woman he loves. And we must be gentle with him because the poor thing has been sexually traumatized in the past. Oh how will Hermione do this without instigating an ugly episode of Post Traumatic Stress disorder. He could lose his mind and think she is Lucis trying to bugger him. He could wig out and hurt somebody. Can Hermione truly seduce him in a way that will make him think this was all his idea in the end? Most of all, will he still respect himself in the morning? I can't wait to find out! Go get him, Hermione's Slytherin side!

that was the hottest fic I've ever read. Though with all the descriptions, Severus' endowment wound up being kind of... cartoony in my mind. It reminded me of this novelty sex toy I saw once called "The Monster" or something, that no woman could ever hope to fit inside them. Not even a porn star.

I followed a rec to this story and I don't think I've ever read anything of yours before, though the author name seems familiar so maybe I have. I'll have to look over the other stories to see if one jogs my memory. You've written the characters out nicely though they feel, to me, a bit OOC... except for Hooch, LOL, somehow I've always seen Hooch like that. But then, this is the type of story where the characters would be OOC and I admit I like the idea of virgin Snape being seduced. Unfortunately this story pushed a squick button I didn't even know I had. However light hearted and humorous this story was intended to be, for me it failed. It felt too much like rape, which is funny because I've read plenty of rape stories before and never had this reaction. I think what really got to me was the humiliating aspect of the story. Everyone knows and they think it's funny. They're taking bets. They don't care about Severus or what he feels. The only thing that could make it worse is if the students knew too and were busy laughing and writing home about it. Even Dumbledore, when applied to for help, thinks this is a good idea. Would he feel the same way if the roles were reversed and it was virginal Hermione who came to him for help? LOL. Well, it's Dumbledore, maybe he would. I stopped reading at chapter four. I had hoped that Dumbledore would at least be sympathetic and talk to Hermione for Severus, I had hoped that Hermione would change her mind when she realized how upset Severus was about it, but I suspect that isn't going to happen. Severus isn't going to vomit into her mouth at the first attempt of a kiss either I gather. There's a part of me that feels I should read the whole story before commenting, but I find I can't go on. I want to read that Hermione gets what she wants and then regrets it. That Severus hates it and comes to hate her. That Albus is sorry that he didn't interfere when Severus leaves the school. I know though, because this isn't that type of story, that more than likely Snape discovers he loves sex and he and Hermione dance happily into the sunset towards the nearest sex toy store. I wish I could dance happily along with them.

I bow to the mistress.

Hilarious! Great twist to an awesome pair!!