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ch1- very amusing, poor sensitve Severus. I hope you make him a real challenge :)

I'm looking forward to see how you will handle the lemons, or rather how Severus and Hermione will handle them. Hermione is one sneaky lady...
The 'cackling hens' make me lmao, big time! They're terrible ^^ lol

I find Hermione's matter-of-factness hysterical, and Severus' histronics too laughable to be taken seriously. But, it does raise a good side point (not something I'm levelling at you, just a out-loud wondering): if "No means no," shouldn't that go for men as well? I am enjoying the story, but the witches tittering make me feel slightly guilty, though. All the same, we didn't object to Snape going hell-bent-for-leather after Hermione, so since this is fiction, have at it.


And now that I have that moralizing speculation out of the way, bring on the next chapter :)

lol he can't blame his thing. its not its fault lol. Oh that was just funny as hell. I love how he got mad lol..oh someone kill me before i die from laughing. oh lord ! lol

Oh god , for someone who does not know what they are doing he is damn good. Give a virgin snape any day of the week. I have to say this snape sounds alot better. I have to say it was so funny LOL. Miss_Figg you did it again

I have been meaning to review all of your stories but have been a lame ass. This one takes the cake. Slytherin Virgin Sex God cracks me up!!! Somehow, you make it seem so believable. Off to grab my husband..........Wait...that was TMI. Keep the chapters coming and thank you so much for your writings!

Another story already Ms. Figg? Do you not sleep!? I haven't even begun reading yet but there are 6 chapters posted as of this review! I had to say before I even started that I was interested to see you write a less experienced Snape just to see what would happen. It seems another reviewer has read my mind to suggest it to you. Can't wait to get started on this one!

~Ailo

ANOTHER ONE! GOOD LORD WOMAN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS! HAHAHAHAH! Just kidding. I love your stuff and can't wait to read more of this story. It sounds both interesting and hillarious. Update again and soon.

Your biggest fan,
Tiffany

This is great- love the whole idea...Severus, a virgin! HA!!

"What is that?" HA! *snort* It is fun to read about him as the inexperienced virgin but I find it hard to believe he wouldn't know what a clit was!

Now I'm so looking forward to watching him learn, betting all the while that he's a quick student and that Hermione gives him very high marks!

Loving it-
Laura

Wow! This is amazing! Definitely up to your usual excellent standard! More! Soon! Harder! Faster! *rushes off to a cold shower* Cheers!