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This should be amusing :)

I'd have to suggest either Flitwick or Hagrid next to go with Minerva... Imagine her surprise when Filius turns out to NOT be in proportion *snicker*

BTW, are same-sex pairings acceptable?

Also, the first through fourth years is an ungood idea IMHO... 11 to 15 year olds? That is horrid.

Hahaha, the first chapter was just too funny. I'm glad though you didn't make the scene too graphic. I'm not a Albus-having-sex-fan. I just don't want to think about saggy old bottoms and wrinkly pricks.. But I like the idea!
If you want someone to fuck Minerva, I think it should be Flitwick or even worse Hagrid. Snape would be too predictable.
Compliments on your writingstyle, and your stories.
I'm a huge fan of WAWN, can't wait to read the new chapter.

Greetings, Irene

I would get a kick out of seeing Ron have to have a go with Trelawny. Just imagining his response would be priceless. Thanks for the humor!

SNERK!!! Omigawd that made me laugh out loud, snort Diet Pepsi out my nose, and scare the cats! My favorite part??

"Snape stood and walked over to Dumbledore

I still have some flobber in this worm...OMG, you are a comedy genius....

Could we see some snape/hermione? Please? I do have a soft spot for them...maybe Snape lied about his age and he actually is the youngest? Then Hermione gets pushed into the bathroom when she walks by...probably by some mean student...lol im wierd...Mcgonagall and....HAGRID!! Hahahahahaha!

BTW, is Lupin DADA? Snupin rules as well...

Like I said, you know how to write some funny shit!

HA HA HA! Holy shit, that's fucking hilarious! Pardon my French, but... DAMN! Gross, yes, but EXTREMELY funny. I truly enjoyed reading this, and sincerely hope to see who gets sent into the bath. Update soon, please! *Lemon Drops for the Author*

LOL, wow, this is something I would have nevr expected of you! Yet after having a house-elf blow Snape, having the Gryffindor girls rape the Slytherin boys, and having Seamus molest a peach, anything is possible! I finally get some squicky fun! Whooooo! It was perfectly disgusting with just a hint of garlic :D I cdan't wait for the next chapter. I really hope there is some Harry/Draco! And Blaise must be with someone too! And hermione! It would not be the same without her! I can't wait to see which student Trelawney gets pairted with, lol. Hopefully it's Hermione or Ron, that would be soooo hilarious! It's really nice to have some humor after reading your really serious stories! Oh and Myrtle! LMFAO!!!! She WOULD do something like this! But, who's in colaboration with her? Can't wait to find out! Please update soon and happy writing!
~Toodles

*lol* Moaning Myrtle blackmailed someone so she could watch any teacher and student in Hogwarts having sex with one another? Wonder who that someone was...The part when Snape offered Dumbledore a restorative cracked me up. Minerva being all kinky and teenage-ish was great *g* And I'm thankful you didn't write the Minerva/Albus part too graphic *shudders at mental images* So, who should do our little kitty? I'd vote for Sprout.

AHHH, ok that was alittle more vivid then i wanted to think about, Dumbledore haveing sex, ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! but it was nontheless amuseing so I would say keep going, i'm intersted in whom Snape with have.