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ya know ... after that scene with Hagrid. it kind of explains why Filch runs the way he does in the 4th movie .... just a thought.

LOL, Filch certainly got what he deserved! Funny stuff.

this story is hilarious I can't wait to see who does who next. Update soon

......................... oh for the love of god. lol what in the world... compelled you to write this? well lets say i am intrigued as to see who you pair up but dear god.. no more old people. it was just too much, i half expected you to try to warp it like some people do when writing those snuck in old people scenes where Albus would be perfectly chiseled to the last ab and Minerva would have the boobs of a 16 year old. LOL oh god.. its too much. this is a fun idea i hope you continue because im just morbidly curious to see who you can manage to pair up. you should put Harry and Pansy together.. or some really crazy couple ... polar opposites ya know (Neville and someone really beautiful, Harry and someone really evil, Hermione with someone really fucking stupid, Ron with someone .... a guy LOL ). anywho im shutting up. i just get going and i never shut up.

I think you should have either filch with mongongall((sp)) or pansy with ron.

just some random ideas

I agree with the others that pick either Flitwick or Hagrid next. Please stick with the conditions you've set upand avoid the Snape/Hermione pairup. I know it's popular, but by the terms of the curse, it shouldn't happen. Indeed, I think it would be good to stick as strictly as possible to the curse conditions. I would like to see Snape as the link between say Professor Sinistra and Professor Trelawney. I've long thought that Snape/Trelawney would be a very funny matchup. Because I feel much empathy with him, I'd like to see Neville paired with a couple of the hotter babes in his group. The boy deserves a break. :-)
Ahem, possible squick alert for what follows.
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I see a problem ahead. As you get to the younger age groups, you're going to have young people of both sexes that haven't reached sexual maturity yet. While it's possible for someone sexually immature to please someone that is sexually mature, by either oral or manual means, at some point you're going to have two immature people pair up. The only way I can see around this is either have someone discover an exception to the curse where it doesn't affect those who haven't reached puberty or borrow my idea that I used in "The Missing Bits" and have Magical children enter puberty around their eleventh birthday.
In any case, good luck and I'm looking forward to what happens next.

ROTFLMAO This is great. My vote is for Flitwick to be next. Big things sometimes are hidden in small packages. LOL I would like to see Harry paired with Trelawny and have her predicting his death the whole time Harry is trying to complete the task at hand. The sheer frustration of trying to keep it up while the person you are having a go with keeps predicting your death would be comical. I always knew Myrtle had a kinky side.....bit of a voyuer eh? :D

Please please please can you put Draco/Neville? They're my all-time favourite HP pairing!

I love the idea of this story, it's really funny and really interesting as well!

very interesting

Oh no! No... Don't stop there!


I hate reading stories from chapter one, I'm always left like this.

Yes, keep going! This is the most amusing thing I've read for a long time. :DDD