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for #8 ~ A Rather Catty Situation

by Ms_Figg

person amy
schedule October 17, 2005 at 12:00 AM
very interesting, please continue. :D
person firewall
schedule October 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
LOL so will Severus be considered a perk and privilege? LOL Oh my, I hope she takes all her posters and her Severus slippers and her....heehee. I do hope you continue with the story. Hmmmm, she sounds like a perfect match for Marcus actually. Hmmmm.
person Lord Voldemort
schedule October 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I live in Little Hangleton, idiot squib! Now...yes now is the time for me to make my glorious entrance. Too long I have suffered through six ruddy stories of Severus or something etc etc.
Now is the time......hmmmm buxom and on Lord Voldemorts very doorstep. How could I have missed her?

It is time for your Lord and Master to get jiggy, squib. It is what your readers are waiting for. Probably.

I remain,
Darkly yours
Lord Tom Marvolodemort Riddle.
xxxx
person Greyfalcon
schedule October 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Thanks for the female villian, she definately has possibilities....and I am interested to see if your Hermione is as possessive and feels as threatened as your Snape does when Hermione is threatened or lusted after. By the way, I am definitely a male.
person Ms_Figg
schedule October 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
If I write this story, I\'ve got the title ready...here goes

\"Excuse me, that\'s MY Man!\"

lol
person Lord Voldemort
schedule October 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
How dare you infer to my loyal subjects that I am a slash-loving woofter boy!
Squib, I will hunt you down!
Lord Voldemort does not, I repeat not fantasize about Severus Snape\'s equipment. Unless that equipment will brew me fearsome magical potions to wipe out all foul Muggles, and yes, squibs too!
And besides, I prefer blondes.

Must dash. Lucius Malfoy has arrived with the champagne and a huge tub of Vaseline for a Dark Lord\'s poor, chapped lips.
Hanging out in deserted clearings being supremely evil can play havoc with your skin.

Yours darkly,

Lord Volders.

xxxx
person beeky63
schedule October 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I hate her already! The bitch is after my Severus, I mean Hermione\'s Severus. Oops! Freudian slip.
person lovethelab
schedule October 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Great character! I love te obsession with all of the photos and the shredding of Hermione. I would love to read this story. I think Severus needs to over come a bit of temptation also. I think Severus finding out about a sex toy named after him would be just too funny - - what he would do to the manufacturere and to the witch he found with it just makes me smile! But would he use it on Hermione so they could have a \"three-some\"????+
person Angie
schedule October 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Great start to a story! That Odessa is beyond obessed she is a loon *grins* Can\'t wait until the next chapter.
person larissa
schedule October 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
oooh...i can\'t wait