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annnnnd. cue suspenseful music nnnnnnOW! Great first chapter, dear Ms_Figg. Whatever will our deal sex-pot in princess clothing do? hmmmm. whatever it is, it will most likely leaver her extremely sore, again. hope she\'s carrying a stock of those little purple potions around with her! tee-hee! Great job, as always (like we\'d actually say otherwise, you\'d cut us off! how evil!) But just so you know, very seriously, FABULOUS job! Can\'t wait for more chapters! Taa!

Zoltaire the Inscrutable

yes more more and the mad man is right snape dose love her now when he save her he should tell her and she should tell him that she love him plese update more and soon i love it in till then later

angel

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Interesting.... i have a small incling that the Death Eater is Severus.... but that just be my weird brain! Lol! I look forward to your update!

i am so glad you are writing another story :)

I think the Deatheater is Severus...quite kinky if I am right...LOL

Damn! Thirteen erect inches? I think I\'d run like hell from a guy THAT big. Unless of course Hermione showed me how to use that Relaxo spell.

the death eater is snape, isn\'t it.He knows hermione likes pain and he is going to give her some isn\'t he.

i like your story please update soon i would love to read more .... well in till then keep you the good work anf later for now

angel

Oh my giddy aunt! Three chapters, children! THREE a-bloody-mazing chapters in less than 12 hours! Holy Moses on roller skates! Abso-bloody-lutley wonderful! thank you! thank you! thank you!

Now, for all of those trivia-minded people. Very interesting that our dear author used Scheherazade (sp?) as a reference to this wonderful tribute of smutty goodness (tame as it may be at this point in the story, it still deserves the title.) Reason being: Arabian Nights (translated by Richard Burton, also known as Tales of 1001 Nights) was actually outlawed in the U.S. for the LONGEST time due to racy content. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, actually OUTLAWED, as in, you couldn\'t own a copy, you couldn\'t import the book. And all I can think in response to that is thank heavens the powers that be back then didn\'t have our wonderful Ms_Figg\'s work as a comparison. Darling, we would be soooo lost without you providing entertainment for us and allowing us to live vicariously thru dear sex-pot Hermione, (alright, alright. and Severus the wonder-dong for all those gents out there.)

Wonderful chapters! Can\'t wait to read more! Taa!

Zoltaire the Inscrutable

WooooooHoooooo!!!! This story sounds good.