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for The Secret Life of Pansy Parkinson

by Valentinia

person Jane Evans
schedule August 5, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I really like this! BTW, can you have a chapter with Pansy and Harry or Pansy and Blaise in a hot tub? I always imagine the scene, but don\'t have the guts or expirence to write it out.
person Petalsoft
schedule August 5, 2005 at 12:00 AM
LOL The teddy bear???? I wouldn\'t want it back after Pansy had used it. Funny chapter.
person Anon
schedule August 2, 2005 at 12:00 AM
This is bad.Really bad.

It\'s not even well written or the remotest shred erotic in any way whatsoever.

If you want to read pornographic nonsense the way it should be done, me recommend Ginny\'s Plaything by Ginnyssexgod!! Read and learn, my dear!
person Britt.
schedule August 2, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I love this fic...you\'re so creative...teddy bear...ha ha
person Catpower
schedule August 2, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Hahaha - the teddy scene was hilarious. Imagine being caught in the act doing that! Firenze, on the other hand, was a terrible shag - maybe Pansy could go back for seconds and teach him a thing or two - I feel there is more potential in the old nag yet. I loved it though when Firenze said, \"you do know that I have a horse dick!\" out of the blue. LMAO.

Re plot. Just go with the flow - if you feel it, write it. I\'m enjoying the PWP just fine as it is but wouldn\'t want to discourage your creativity in any way. You\'re doing very well, in my opinion.
person LINDA
schedule August 1, 2005 at 12:00 AM
skip the plot, just keep it UP!
person Beth....
schedule August 1, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Okay... good story and all. PWP isn\'t all that bad, but it could do with a bit of plot. o.O Cut with some of the porn though..*nods* I mean with Hermione and Ginny (though very hot it was) that wouldn\'t just happen like that even if they were drunk. But, alas, I remember reading that Pansy had second thoughts since Hermione IS a disgusting mudblood.

Now, onward to Half-Blood Prince...:
\"Dumbledore is soooooo OOC in the first chapters... he behaves like luna!\"
Mate, Dumbledore is a bit mad. He always has been since the first book, up to the sixth. He\'s not entirely OOC, but also, keep in mind he realizes what will eventually happen to him as his reflexes are slowing down. He\'s also trying to make Harry not worry about his hand, you see? It all fits. He\'s not OOC.

\"when the hell did ron and lavender start dating??\"
Ron and Lavender started dating when Ron became a typical BOY! He\'s too afraid of rejection by the girl he does like (Hermione) so he goes to the girl who\'s been giving him seductive looks all year long. Not too mention, you see Hermione get majorly jealous and attack Ron with birds... its all fun and games until Ronald Weasley loses an eye. You go Hermione!

\"lavender saying \"won-won\"???????\"
Clingy girls will sometimes substitue their boyfriends name with a cute (WRONG) nickname. Honey, Baby, Sexy, Buttercup, ... Won-Won. Sadly, Lavender is a clingy girl and Ron realizes this. Hence why he trys to avoid her. No guy likes a clingy girl.

\"when did harry suddenly develop feelings for ginny? (i mean, it could happen, but plz plz a little more explaination!)\"
Its been happening since Chamber of Secrets, mate. Haven\'t ya noticed? I honestly don\'t think Harry\'s acted on his feelings until that one time in the common room because he was afraid Ron would kill him. I mean, we\'ve all seen how over-protective Ron is over his younger sister. Also, if you re-read it a bit, Harry dreams of Ginny and wishes he could be Dean when he sees them kissing... evidence is right in front of you. Pay closer attention.

\"harry is just over sirius\' death!?!?!?!?!\"
Harry couldn\'t say Sirius\' name in the first chapters. I\'ve recently lost a member of my family and its hard to say \"David\" now without getting a bit teary eyed. However, yesterday a friend came over and I completely forgot about his death. You see... friends (Hermione, Ron, Ginny) do make things better. Harry comes to realization about it and knows Sirius wouldn\'t want him mourning him like that. He\'d much rather him go out, fight Voldemort, and get vengence for his parents, Sirius, and everyone else that had been killed. Analyze Harry\'s characted some.

\"Does Lupin seem a little OOC?\"
Nope. Keep in mind he\'s lost James, one of his best friends, Lily, another good friend, and Sirius... his last remaining friend. You\'ve got to admit that his life is kinda screwed, ya know? Remus does seem a bit depressed and more quiet if you notice though, and I think that is the reality that he\'s alone has finally hit him.

\"How about Luna?\"
LUNA IS INSANE! ... Enough said. Her personality could probably go from serious(when she comforted Harry about Sirius at the end of OotP), to loopy(...See the general books)... to anything else. Keep in mind, these are JKR\'s characters and she can do whatever she wants with \'em. Besides, I like Luna Lovegood and she quickly grew as one of my favorites (even though I particularly like the Slytherins and Ron <--No idea why) and I think she held up to her mad personality.

\"the DADA teacher and the minister are a little.... wierd?\"
Wouldn\'t it be the Potions Professor and the Minister? Anyway though, Slughorn does seem slightly wierd... but thats nothing at all, is it? JKR has a way of showing a character as something completely different then how they appear in the end. I think Slughorn will most likely be murdered sometime during Book 7. As for the Minister? How does he seem wierd exactly? He wants Harry Potter, \"The Chosen One\", to pop in and out of the Ministry time and time so that in the public it looks as if the Ministry of Magic is doing a good job. Can\'t you see? They\'re trying to lure the public in to a false sense of security. Everybody does it. Its not wierd, its politics.

\"Tonks and Lupin got together a little suddenly (agian, it could happen, but not that suddenly!)\"
Tonks seemed to have been infatuated with Remus for a while in Book 6 you know. She was depressed for the first couple of chapters at the Weasley\'s, and I\'m sure she\'s not THAT stupid, surely she would have realized that Molly Weasley wanted her to be with Bill rather then Fleur(<-- I mean, Fleur is a total bitch. Honestly, \"I look good enough for ze both of us.\" Bitch). Obviously Tonks much rather had an interest in someone else... besides, apparently Remus and her had talked about this before because Remus said something like \"I\'m too old, too poor,\" etc etc... I forget and I don\'t have HBP around to check (let Mum borrow it to read) so... yeah.

... Sorry if I seemed like a bitch in some of those... e-mail me sometime and we\'ll talk about this? Sure. ^_^
Please e-mail me when you update! I love Pansy!
person Petalsoft
schedule August 1, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Do you know I have a horse dick? LOL Tickle his balls and it comes out. LMAO This was a funny chapter! Good Job! I wonder who\'s next?
schedule August 1, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I vote plot, but stil maintain the excelent sex scenes.
person Petalsoft
schedule July 30, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Crazed gorilla, LOL that was funny! Pansy would do anything, wouldn\'t she? A very entertaining chapter!