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June 17, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I like it so far... but what the hell is a crotch pheasant? Forgive me, I\'m American... and I mean that both in not knowing that term, and because I\'m American...we really sure do know how to pick the assholes to run our country, huh? LOL We have a retarded leader who didn\'t get higher than a C in college.... I voted for the other guy, Kerry :) Anyway, back to reviewing, let me know what a Crotch Pheasant is lol. I\'m dieing to know. And also, tell me that became the password to the dorm! That would be funny, just imagining what a croctch pheasant could be is hilarious... I for one envision a normal pheasant, but miniaturized, finding solice and refuge in the crotches of man... would be an interesting parasite wouldn\'t you think? LOL Hope you update soon:)
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June 17, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Please continue this. This was one of the funniest stories I have read in a while. I especially like the first slumer party when Hermione put Draco in the makeup. That was hilarious. I absolutely love the song \"Hit me with your best shot.\" great pick. I also like the dramamtic Pansy; so cool! and surprising believable. Boy, she really is an attention seeking psycho. *Hump* Claiming that she is preganant. How pathetic. I can\'t believe that she was tested 6 times. That clearly shows how big of slut she is and to have slept with Ron in a broom closet. Then she actually have the shirt that says \"Baby in the oven, and baby on board\" That\'s just creepy. I think it was only fair that Draco put the words \"I\'m not pregnant, just fat.\" in flashing letters on the back of the shirt. You have to let people know somehow.
Now she got Ron involved in her mess to make Draco jealous. Ron is so going to get killed when he gets home. Just imagine yout parents finding out that you are sexually active and have a girlfriend for a DAY and then got her pregnant; not to mention your mother sending a howler yelling at you for your alleged *cough*stalkers\'*cough* I mean girlfriend\'s, false pregnancy. How tragic.
I have also noticed that Draco has Pansy wrapped around his little finger. All he has to do is raise his voice and she will stop doing what she was doing and do whatever he tells her to do. I can\'t believe that after 2 years she still stalks him. I mean is he that good?
That also reminds me: Daisy? (that was so funny. I still can\'t get over that.) I mean a pink robe and shower cap saying that your name is Daisy. It can\'t get no better than that.
I always wanted to know how long does a contraceptive charm last? A year, 6 months? I guess I\'ll never know. (I give you 5 stars.)
Latricia
2005
Note: Sorry I am so long-winded. It\'s a habit i am trying to break out but it doesn\'t seem to be working. I guess you\'ll be hearing from me again whenever you update.
Now she got Ron involved in her mess to make Draco jealous. Ron is so going to get killed when he gets home. Just imagine yout parents finding out that you are sexually active and have a girlfriend for a DAY and then got her pregnant; not to mention your mother sending a howler yelling at you for your alleged *cough*stalkers\'*cough* I mean girlfriend\'s, false pregnancy. How tragic.
I have also noticed that Draco has Pansy wrapped around his little finger. All he has to do is raise his voice and she will stop doing what she was doing and do whatever he tells her to do. I can\'t believe that after 2 years she still stalks him. I mean is he that good?
That also reminds me: Daisy? (that was so funny. I still can\'t get over that.) I mean a pink robe and shower cap saying that your name is Daisy. It can\'t get no better than that.
I always wanted to know how long does a contraceptive charm last? A year, 6 months? I guess I\'ll never know. (I give you 5 stars.)
Latricia
2005
Note: Sorry I am so long-winded. It\'s a habit i am trying to break out but it doesn\'t seem to be working. I guess you\'ll be hearing from me again whenever you update.