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October 9, 2018 at 12:00 AM
Been binging on Snarry fics and have to say this one had me cracking up lol😂😂
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May 12, 2011 at 12:00 AM
How am I just finding this? Anyway, it's been posted forever, but I have to let you know that I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants. I even opened a second window so I could copy and paste the funniest lines:
"I call it my AssusBabius potion! I can impregnate you with my regular sperm coming from my 14 inch uncut schlong of mighty doom!"
"Pulling his wand, he slid it into Harry's rectum and announced, "LUBRICATUM!" and his insides were coated magically with a magic batch of really magical lubricant!"
"Your tight virgin ass will not withstand the mighty power of my Seeker of Doom!"
"Not to mistaken for Parceltongue, the secret language of postal workers."
"Now we will have our own ass baby. It will grow inside of your colon and inexplicably, you will not shit it out."
And OMG, 'throbbing, rock hard sausage of love', seriously? Fanfuckingtastic.
This was absolutely great! Thanks for sharing!
"I call it my AssusBabius potion! I can impregnate you with my regular sperm coming from my 14 inch uncut schlong of mighty doom!"
"Pulling his wand, he slid it into Harry's rectum and announced, "LUBRICATUM!" and his insides were coated magically with a magic batch of really magical lubricant!"
"Your tight virgin ass will not withstand the mighty power of my Seeker of Doom!"
"Not to mistaken for Parceltongue, the secret language of postal workers."
"Now we will have our own ass baby. It will grow inside of your colon and inexplicably, you will not shit it out."
And OMG, 'throbbing, rock hard sausage of love', seriously? Fanfuckingtastic.
This was absolutely great! Thanks for sharing!
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January 4, 2009 at 12:00 AM
This was hilarious. So funny, I know that the characters were so far off of what they are actually like, but that was one of the funniest fanfics i have read yet, and I have read loads. Well Done. Stacey
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October 24, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Hahahahaha! That was hilarious! Good job bringing in so many of the wierd things we all sorta except when reading Snarry.
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June 3, 2007 at 12:00 AM
I think I broke something in my head.
* wanders off, looking at the pretty colours *
* wanders off, looking at the pretty colours *
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February 20, 2007 at 12:00 AM
....xDDDD that's gotta be the best snarry crack fic I've ever read. I can't stop laughing....man, assbaby... -cracks up again- it's good that I always lock my door, or my mom would've freaked out seeing me laugh so horrendously loud x3 It's a masterpiece, I have to say. Kudos for you! Now I'm gonna go and save this to my comp so I don't ever lose this ~ Thanks again for that wonderful snarry parody =)
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January 28, 2007 at 12:00 AM
This was amazing. You hit the nail on the head.
"Because... when I saw in the Pensieve...which is completely my fault and you were totally justified in ending my Occlumency lessons which resulted in my Godfather's death, which I somehow have managed to forgive you for with absolutely no reason other than you seem mysteriously hot... you called her a Mudblood."
That part's going to have me laughing for days.
XD
"Because... when I saw in the Pensieve...which is completely my fault and you were totally justified in ending my Occlumency lessons which resulted in my Godfather's death, which I somehow have managed to forgive you for with absolutely no reason other than you seem mysteriously hot... you called her a Mudblood."
That part's going to have me laughing for days.
XD
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January 13, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Sadly realistic to its genre. Good job.
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February 1, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Oh, good God! Severific!!! I have never read snarry fics, and now I know why.
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December 29, 2005 at 12:00 AM
This parody is rather interesting, really. o.o" I laughed and felt disgusted at the same time... Especially those descriptions of Snape