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You are driving me INSANE!! I litterally screamed "NO!" when I realized what Snape had done. Killer cliffie. Kudos!

AAahhh, Professor Petalsoft, you're the greatest!! I LOVED this chapter!
I love it, I love it, I love it!!
Oh, where to BEGIN??! *takes deep breath* First of all, you, my dear, have a *BEAUTIFUL* mind. To me, every single thing that you wrote within this chapter, proves that ! The confluence of your superlative intellect & humor, was impeccable!

This chapter, is without a doubt, one of my FAVORITES!!

You caught me with a left hook, Petalsoft. I wasn't expecting another chapter so soon, and *I thank you, dear Goddess*!

The discussion between Harry and Dumbledore - inconceivable, unbelievable, unimaginable, unthinkable!

Forgive me, Headmaster, for last chapter's rantings. Thank you for reminding me why I love you dearly, and respect you highly; for you too know the tragic woes of War, and you too....have killed. It's moments like these that remind me why you are so beloved.
What AMAZING dialogue that was, Petalsoft. Yet, it was so much more than that.

Mother Hen Narcissa made her appearance, and I loved it! (sighs) Oh, Petalsoft, I can't say enough about this chapter!
For some reason, Hermione professing her love for her boobycakes, while under the influence, sent my heart 'a soarin' !
You *KNOW* it's true love!
And then, she did even better! Once again, she declares that she wants to marry them BOTH !! Yesss!!
(My fingers are still crossed about the uh......you know what I mean.)

Snape and the house elves reveal your madness, woman!!
Help!! I feel as if I have an out-of-body-experience reading that! I can barely take it! *cackles*

The cleverness, the subtlety, of Snape's plan....oh, it had me screaming!

How could you do this?! Why were they so stupid?! How could they keep that Key in a damn trunk?! WAS The Key in that damn trunk?! Why am I asking so many questions?! Am I shouting?!

I had flashbacks of professors, lectures, and 1500 word essay assignments, during this chapter. Talk of history, legend, and your incredible take on even the rise and fall of civilizations is something that I will never forget! (Reminds me of what I used to say, in anger, about the man upstairs [being sadistic].

I love your theory about Snape, and I believe that you are absolutely correct! And I think that I had multiple orgasms reading the names of those ancient civilizations! This girl was loving it!

So in closing,

Thank you for another classic chapter, my Queen!

Petalsoft, Arkad - I'm stumped. I know of Arvad [arwad]. Other than that, I'm lost. Unless you meant Arkad'yevka.
Refresh my memory,professor!
I'm waiting for you to give me an assignment!

I love your story! Keep it up! Can't wait to see what you do with Dudley, it time someone put him in a story.

Ch 55 - This was a very nice incorporation of the HBP and your story. I wonder if Harry will be suspicious of Snape's reaction...actually, I can see Draco who was noticably quiet during this confrontation. Perhaps it will take another Slytherin to anticipate what will happen and lead the charge to stop Snape from destroying the world. Such delusions of grandeur that man had. Can't wait to see the next installment of your epic.

AWSOME!!! thats all i can say its awsome i cant stop reading keep up the great work its such a good story

I started reading this around five this morning.. all i can say is wow. i was utterly captivated, i havent moved from my computer sor a long time, except when i had to spend three hours at work. wow rambling, anyway, your doing really well i cant wait to read the next few chpters.. even without the sex scenes.. which ive started to just skim through to get to the rest.. its really well written. hehe, im done singing your praises now.. although i could go on for a while..

wow, i read all 54 amazing chapters in two days. this is the longest but absolutely greatest fanfic i've ever read! you maintain the characters' personas so well throughout the whole thing, even during sex scenes, which is hard to do. and your plot is so well thought out and imaginative, the story you've developed is just ingenious. i particularly liked the "naughty professor" scene with draco and hermione lol. role playing, yay! haha. and when draco said "hermione" instead of "granger" for the first time, it was so sweet. and, of course, sticking dudley- who hates wizards more than anyone(perhaps besides uncle vernon) with the malfoys, who hate muggles more than anyone...absolute genius! haha. every aspect of this story is so creative and engrossing, i absolutely cannot wait for the rest. ah, but then what shall i do with my days?
sorry i haven't left reviews for any other chapters, but i wanted to get through the whole thing before i left comments. i just want you to know you've done an incredible job and are a tremendous writer! oh, and, some people may not understand your sense of humor, but i find you hilarious...i think we have similar personalities, and that's why i enjoy your writing so much :)
keep up the great work! i can't wait to keep reading this dark, sexy, exciting fic!
-jenny

Hello! I just recently refound this fanfic and i sure am glad! I began reading when it was only on chap. 20, and i loved it then and i still love it now. i am currently re reading at and now im on chapter 31. It is by far my favorite just because of the shower. that is so creative. i just love it. please keep up your good writing!

i give it a straight (or bi) 10/10

hello!
hmmm, i agree dat wasn't much of a 'punishment' o wellz!
u know wat i like about reading this story? u leave out all the bits that really suck about sex, like the taste of cocks n stuff. It makes their relationship seem even more perfect.
Anyways, hurry up with the new chapter!
Bye!
-Thia

I love your story i really do. And i am sad to hear that u plan on ending it in the next couple of chapters. but i was wondering if you are going to answers some of the questions that you left hanging. LIke Where did Dumbledore actually get the book, and what is it about? What did Harry Say into that girls ear ( the girl that killed Sirius Black) when he threw her back to Lord Voldermort? i am just really curious. other than that i absolutly loved it. and i showed it to my freinds and they loved it. thanks so much