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for There\'s No Place Like Hogwarts

by jessicalynch

person Lioncourt
schedule March 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I love it! The \"I love Snape\"-tshirt and \"Maybe he got up on the wrong side of the coffin\" got me laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair. Please update, and I promise I will continue reviewing.
person TicTac
schedule March 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 4 was good, I wish I could end up at Hogwarts. I look forward to reading more.
schedule March 15, 2005 at 12:00 AM
OH WEE! I am LOVING this story so far! Spongebob socks for Dobby....HYSTERICAL I TELL YOU! Also, the FUNNIEST THING...Snape watching thinking the girl will drop him on the floor and shag him if he asks her to take her \"I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE\" T-shirt off....And hoping desperatly that no student will see her undying proclamation of love for him!

LOVE IT!

Toodling off to read the next chapter!

Cheers,

Lorett
schedule March 15, 2005 at 12:00 AM
EEKS...That was a weird combination of dark and creepy but in a lighthearted kinda way...if that makes any sense...

Well, I\'m off. I\'ll keep checking around for you to update.

Oh and since we haven\'t seen Draco yet...PLEASE let him be gorgeous in all his pale, snarky, bratty Slytherinny goodness!
person Tris
schedule March 15, 2005 at 12:00 AM
i like how it is going so far! Please write more
schedule March 14, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Oh my!! That chapter was hot! Wow!! I think in HBP Malfoy Sr. is going to die. There is a major character death in it after all, and he was captured at the Ministry in book 5...I predict some hot lovin\' with a dementor. LOL!! And, I found the cover of HBP after I left my review. I think you might be right...It is Snape. And to think, the Head of Slytherin House might not be a pure blood! What is this world coming to?!?! =)
person Jenn
schedule March 14, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Wow!! That was a good chapter! Now I need to go find my husband.....lol I didn\'t think it was rape either. It is exactly how I think Snape would be, at first anyway, before he learns what it\'s like to be loved by a woman. Am eagerly awaiting Jess\'s first day at school!
person Jenn
schedule March 14, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I forgot to say that your idea of a book club sounds like fun!! :)
person TicTac
schedule March 14, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I like your story so far, can\'t wait for the next chapter.
person Dreamweaver
schedule March 14, 2005 at 12:00 AM
LMAO - once again you had me in tears of laughter with a few simple lines. I\'m still going with the one about Voldemort not getting any action past Sev\'s kiss on his hem robes.

I don\'t know that I\'d call that a rape scene either, they both wanted completion, just that Jess didn\'t get it the way she thought she was going to and was rather confused about the whole thing. And Sev, well he does like to be in control, doesn\'t he and you did say he did not know the intimate ways of a woman, sex and making love are two different things not that there\'s anything wrong with good old fashioned animal lust. (and now\'s a good time for a subject change) LOL

As for the time waster, don\'t let one idiot spoil the experience for you. Your compliments far outway the pettiness of someone who obviously had nothing better to do with their time. And I don\'t think I\'ll give them any more time by going on about it. Once again, look forward to more story goodness.