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Yes, but it was slash, which makes me utterly elated. Now, onto the \'oh my holy haven, that was awful.\' I mean, come on, even for slash that was a bit much (or less, depending how you look at it). As I was looking over the fics so far, forcing the live ins to join so we could all get a good laugh, it occured to me that before writing smut fics, some authors might want to take the time to actually have sex, first. Or at the very least, they could get their hands on some actual smut, of the published variety. Even a decent issue of Penthouse Forum would probably raise the bar an inch or so. I believe I shall return to shaking my head in desbelief.

This is awesome!! I don\'t think I\'ve ever laughed so hard!! I really liked the whole Wormtail getting mad at Ron thing. It was unbeleivable! I do think that Snape should be made to suffer some more for trying to get out of it all by getting drunk. Maybe a slash story with him and Harry.... *smirks* I can\'t beleive that these are actually stories out there and not just made up! I can\'t wait for the next chapter! I wonder what Voldemort\'s knitting though...

LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ!!!!!! *starts rolling around on the ground* SNORT!!!!! I loved that it was so freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!! plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz write more so I can laugh more PPPPPPPLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!! I was giggle snorting all the way through this fic! *brushes away tears with one hand while the other holds aching ribs* carry on, dear writer!

I don\'t think I\'ve ever laughed so much at the computer. Reminds me of the original MST... god, I miss that show.

This is sooooo funny! *snickers*

Where do you get that bad fiction from? Is it from actually posted stories or have you \"created\" it yourself, after reading too many of those?

I cannot wait for the next chapter(s), when - hopefully - Snape will get his \"big scene\".

Selena,

You are a MST goddess. Although I have read all the chapters of this fic I was still amazed at your ability to make me hysterical. *dab eyes*
Hurray for Snape finding the liquor cabinet! Things can only get more sarcastic from here. *smirk*
I do have a questions for you -- Why were only the guys taken by Voldie? I think Hermione\'s and Ginny\'s voices are longing to be heard.

Can\'t wait for more!!

Jules

Thanks a bunch, it\'s 12:34AM and I just burst into hysterical laughter, waking everyone in the house up!

OMG!!!!!!!!!! This was fucking hysterical!!!! Although if you\'re going through the badness of fanfiction, you should really explore the concept of the dreaded Mary Sue. I\'m sure Snapie there *winks at him naughtily* would REALLY enjoy being forced into constant randiness for an underaged student of his by the canon-disrupting Mary Sue-ness. By the way, I love the traumatization of the boys in general, especially Ron. Draco really didn\'t offer much in the way of sadistic enjoyment for the reader, all he did was pass out. Ron\'s is amusing, but I personally think that it\'s a little to dramatic to be completely in character. Harry\'s and Snape\'s seems to be the most realistic reactions. I\'d like to volunteer as Snape\'s Mary Sue, should you decide to choose such an evil fic. I could even write a REALLY bad one for you....*cackles evilly* Oh, and would Voldemort be kind enough to knit me this lacy camisole in one o kni knitting magazines? I\'m still at the messing-up-scarves level, but it just looks so sexy....I\'d be happy to send him my measurements if he agrees....*looks hopeful*
-jo

:D

Oh my dear, this is soo funny! I laughed out loud many times, and I usually don\'t do that.
It\'s great! Absolutely great!
I really really am looking forward to your next chapter.
Please add some slash \"bad fics\" to the punishments. That\'ll be cool!
:)

I\'m begging here, please update soon! I love this fic!