rate_review Reviews

This is so incredibly funny. I\'ve never seen so much sarcasm. I feel horrible sorry for poor Ron.... even though everybody knows redheads are such vixens. But you know what you need to do to them? Makem sem sit through a Snape/Harry fic. Just think of the trauma..... ^__^ There\'s plenty of horrible R rated ones on Fanfiction.net. *wink* Update soon!

ye flipping gods! i loved this so much!!!! the comments were undoubtably the very best part, and i have to give my sympathies to the poor souls being tortured by such puerile attempts at literature. i\'m so sorry for all of them. i hope severus can achieve the alcohol poisoning he\'s trying for. i\'d like to see you keep up the good work, but i don\'t want to seem overly nasty about making them suffer any more than necessary

That was the funniest thing....oh god my stomach hurts from laughter! I was a first feeling sorry for the screwed up authors of those stories...but really! Have they ever been in english class?

Fuckin\' awesome! I snorted thru tholehole damn thing, thank you for keepin me insane!

::Falls over laughing:: Okay...this is funny. Poor kids...lmao. Alcohol...it can make any situation bearable! I\'d do the same thing if in Snape\'s position...of course if I *were* in his position I\'d be making with the slash...all those attractive young men...Okay, gotta stop my mind from wandering now. Though it would be nice to see some Harry/Snape action...::purrs::

Very interesting. Needs more slash though...A LOT more slash. The Snape/Draco story had me in hysterics. It was very funny, and highly amusing.

I\'M A SLASH WHORE...SO THERE :P

Again, this was soooo good! Well - the story was bad, actually, the worst one yet, but that is what this is about anyway. *gg*

There were just SO MANY typical errors thise so-called authors produce... like changing times, the use of \"of\" instead of \"have\" and of course all characters behaving so stupid it hurts.

This story has gotten to me so much that, as I stumbled - again - over a painfully stupid written one yesterday, I immediately began to think about what you would have made of it.

Am I sane???

Obviously, I am not. Sane, that is.

Why else would I be returning so soon?

It is just that I stumbled across another of \"those\" stories and was thinking about giving it a rather fierce review (just feeling a weeny bit diabolical) when I read all those REVIEWS to that awful, unimaginative, boring and badly written piece of \"fiction\".
There are apparently some people out there who actually LIKE those ficlets and ENCOURAGE the author to continue writing. *sighs*

Now, would you not think that inserting reviews of THAT kind would give our dearest protagonists something more about which to freak out?
*grinning diabolically and thus living up to her name*

OHMYGOD! HOW COOL!
Harry said MY NAME! *drools all over her keyboard*
I will treasure this for the rest of my life.
And altough Harry may not like slash, I do.
So please. Add some H/D slash smut. That\'ll be sooo hot.
Yes, Harry. Admit it. You think Draco\'s gorgeous.
You live for seeing him, you wish you could *lick* him. :p
*snickers* It was really funny! Continue please! I wake up every morning and then I go and look for your fic! :)
Good luck!

I was positively crying with laughter at the last chapter, though those poor tortured souls will probably hate me for that. Their comments were spot-on. Looking forward to Draco\'s reaction when he wakes up. ;)