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Damnit. I keep forgetting stuff, I'm in the 130-140 lbs range

I'm probably too late for this but...
Kleo Greenwell (always hated the feminism of my name everyone calls me Klide)
Height: 5'9 (I'm the tallest shawty ever... yay me)
Build: Curvy and muscular
Hair: Curly, dark-brown locks, with natural red high-lights
Eyes: Dark brown and very expressional
Occupation: Creative Writing Teacher by day, insane party animal by night
Personality: Cold and angry to strangers, but if I deem you worthy I'm warm, nice, funny, and perverted. I have a foot fetish and I do crazy things like poking noses...
Reason: I always hated Malfoy so I figured dating him would be a good way to either kill him, or drive him crazy with my insaneness (sp)

P.S. I have unnaturally huge boobs so I would like it if he stared at me and I slapped him... just an idea...

Oh and I forgot I'm a melting pot. I'm Korean, Black, Native- American (Cherokee and Blackfoot), Japanese, Hawaiian, Italian, and Polish. I'm really dark skinned though...

I'm wondering if you're still writing this.. and if its not too late to join still.

I like this tons, keep up the good work. I followed your link from FF to here, and the name I put is my FF penname. I really like this story, continue this soon!

Love,
Crystalline Blake

for the love of god update!

Hi thanks for picking me. I think Simon was a good choice for a host. This should be fun. I\'m loking forward to your update. :)

Hey, just wanted to say thanks for picking me. Update as soon as possible please.

Earina

deadpan=kind of dry....have you ever watched "the daily show with jon stewart"? that's an example. also maybe monty python esque.