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Pink unicorns. everywhere lol. or muggle stuff maybe.

This fic is SO AWESOME!!!! I\'ve been lauging my ass off the whole way through! omg when Hermione yelled MOTHER FUCKER! in the very beginning i almost died it was so funny. And your plot is so great, I love all the other elemnts that make up the story like Draco and Pansy and Harry and Narcissa, and all that stuff with Salazar as the Oracle and Snape\'s past, it jusr makes it all so much deeper and real!! I was surprised that this doesnt suck like some other marriage challenge fics where Sanpe and Hermione get married in liek the second chapter and have hardcore amazing sex right away. The way you wrote it made it all seem so believable, like the way it actually would have happenend!! aah i cant wait to know what happens next!! Keep writing, good luck!

and OMG when Harry said this...

\"Care for a nice piece of moldy ass, Hermione?\" Harry asked.

\"WHAT?\" Hermione shouted back.

\"I said, do you want a piece of lemon pie?\" Harry answered, looking a little confused.


I was practically pissin\' myself I was laughing so hard, that\'s priceless!!! You\'re wicked hilarious!!

to drive Snape nuts? Lots of hearts.. but that\'s simply horrible!
I think painting walls at any colour which isn\'t dark will be enough for him to feel he\'s not in his own rooms anymore. Pastel walls really do feel weird with all his antique furniture

I\'m all for red and gold in Snape\'s quarters baby!

Total Gryffindor colors and flowers. Love the story so far. This battle of wills should be interesting.

\"I thought everyone knew,\" Parvati said. \"God made cucumbers for a reason, Hermione.\" Hermione knew right then and there that she would never eat a salad made by Parvati.

That is quite possibly one of the best lines I\'ve seen given to hermione. Thank you for the update, I look forward to seeing what Dobby can do.

I absolutly love this story. Too bad I came in when it was 18 chapters done so I had to read all of them at once. It\'s going great, please write more soon!!

Fiesta colors! Since Dobby is in charge of the redecorating and we know he has a love of brightly colored mismatched socks, I think he would choose to cram as many loud abrasive colors into every conceivable space he could find. To be extra annoying a lot of it should be frilly, lacey, flowery, or just plain girlie as possible. Hermione did declare it her rooms after all and I think Dobby would take that to heart in is own warped way. Too bad the cauldrons are already set to be moved. It would have been hilarious to have them neatly repainted in pastels and adorned with decorative bows and lace.
You could have a lot of fresh cut flowers and have Snape be allergic. Also, fuzzy magic cat toys, like stuff mice that run around squeaking really loud in the middle of the night, and a giant scratching post or two. Might even throw in a lot of overly cute stuff animals and a bizarrely decked out crib in preparation for the baby (never can be prepared too early you know).

hermione is a complete bitch! I can\'t beleive you. I f you ever treated a man like that, you would a) end up floating ina river, b) drive him insane ... leading to suicide c) find your self living on the front lawn.... because technically it is his home... he has every right to throw you out. or d) finding nasty things happening to you in the night.... I can garuntee you that snape would seek revenge, and it would be huge. this story started off so promising, but it just makes me sick to see the way she treats him! its absolutely horrid, and i can\'t beleive you would come up with this crap.